Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
The Mueller “Investigation” reaches rock bottom. – Yesterday, it came to light that the upright, stalwart man with the “unimpeachable” reputation, Special Counsel Robert Mueller, has now resorted to the collection of “nude selfies” in his Captain Ahab-like quest to indict as many Russian ham sandwiches as he possibly can.
Of course, in the case of Concorde Management, it turns out that our abusive counsel wants to indict the ham sandwich, but he doesn’t want to actually prosecute the ham sandwich. Mainly because he and his evil band of Clinton/Obama hacks know they are holding a big bag of nothing in their case against this consulting firm.
In their feverish efforts to avoid an embarrassing day in court, Mueller and his minions have been trying to convince the judge in the case that the normal rules of production and disclosure do not apply. Their claim is that they should be able to conduct their prosecution of the case without sharing evidence with the defense due to … wait for it…NATIONAL SECURITY REASONS. Mueller argues that revealing his evidence could also reveal his “sources and means,” the standard excuse used by the FBI and DOJ in redacting documents in order to avoid embarrassing themselves. Oh yeah, you betcha. You just cannot make this stuff up.
Remember, Concorde is the company that is accused of basically setting up a handful of fake social media accounts and spending about $100,000 in messaging during the 2016 election. Can it really get any more absurd than this?
As it turns out, yes, it can. In a filing to the court made public on Thursday, Concorde’s lawyers argue against Mueller’s absurd demand, in the process including the following statement:
“Could the manner in which he collected a nude selfie really threaten the national security of the United States?”
Yes, friends and foes, your Special Counsel is deploying the old “sources and means” argument to avoid revealing how he and his band of thugs came to be in possession of a nude selfie. I’m really not sure what else needs to be said about that. Other than, holy crap.
Paris Burning Update: Speaking of things you just could not make up if you wanted to, the news out of Gay Pareee this morning is that the Macron government is now being sued by radical fake green groups GreenPeace and Oxfam for…wait for it…oh, you gotta wait for this one…AGREEING TO RESCIND MACRON’S CARBON TAX! I swear I do not make this stuff up:
“Four NGOs—Oxfam, Greenpeace, Notre Affaire à Tous, and Fondation pour la Nature et l’Homme—have initiated legal proceedings saying France has defaulted on its environmental obligations. The initial Dec.18 filing gives the government two months to formulate a response, after which the organizations can choose to move forward with their lawsuit (link in French) in administrative court.”
This is climate-scamism at its finest: Bind your country to some international “accord” (not a treaty) that would do literally nothing at all about the “climate”, but would redistribute trillions of dollars from Western nations to the rest of the world, and you suddenly find that, no matter what action you try to take related to it, you’re angering large segments of your society. Try to implement the socialist policies that the globalist community demands, and half your population riots in the streets. Try to rescind those policies, and the fake green groups (which are really just socialist fronts) have millions of dollars or francs they will use to sue your butt off.
There is no graceful exit available for Macron in this situation. He must take a side, and you can be sure that he will ultimately side with the fake greens and globalists, because that is who he is. And honestly, this is the fate he richly deserves.
Some Twitter Funnies to close out Today’s Campaign Update:
It’s not just that @soledadobrien is dumb. It’s that she’s so dumb she doesn’t even know how dumb she is when someone shows her how dumb she is. https://t.co/UAnqZKxIPq
— Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) December 27, 2018
Brit Hume was cranky yesterday:
This is incomparably stupid. Of course he didn “see anything.” Bone spurs are under the skin. https://t.co/dkEZDZ1jO3
— Brit Hume (@brithume) December 27, 2018
No offense, ladies, but you know it’s true:
Well, we know you couldn't eat pickles, because you wouldn't be able to open the damn jars. Otherwise, the world would be your oyster. https://t.co/naUZKJgbkT
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) December 27, 2018
Jeb! is still hanging around, Tweeting stupid stuff like this…
Here's @JebBush, parrotting the latest DNC talking points. 👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/b9jKqhiOkI
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) December 28, 2018
Freshman Texas Cong. Dan Crenshaw is going to be a star:
This segment made a not-so-subtle case for increasing spending on terrorist healthcare. I’ll be a “no” vote, thanks. https://t.co/S06BREX6PN
— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) December 28, 2018
We’ll close it out with this one from the incomparable James Woods:
Sweet dreams! pic.twitter.com/kgnzNKwEbr
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 24, 2018
That is all.
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