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Tuesday News Roundup: Trump Dumps on Fauci, CNN Analyst Goes Toobin and Gallup’s Awful News for Biden

No matter how bad your day was on Monday, it was not as bad as the day that CNN Lead Legal Analyst and general all-round hack Jeffrey Toobin had. Toobin was suspended by his other employer, The New Yorker Magazine, when it was revealed that he had whipped it full-on out during a recent staff ZOOM call.

But it gets worse: Toobin not only whipped it out during the call, but then went on to engage in the act of – ummmm, how should I characterize this? –  “pleasuring” himself live and on camera. No, I am not making this stuff up.

From a report at the New York Post:

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

The incident happened during an online meeting between magazine colleagues and WNYC workers last week, sources told Vice.

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“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” Toobin later copped to Vice in a statement.

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.

“I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”

A spokeswoman for the New Yorker said, “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”

CNN added in a statement that Toobin, a Harvard Law School grad, would be taking time off from the cable network, as well.

“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” CNN said in a statement.

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So, just a little piece of advice here: Whenever you are on a business ZOOM call and the topic turns to what you will be doing over the coming weekend, do not under any circumstances tell your fellow participants that you are “fixin’ to go Toobin.” They may not understand.

Holy crap.

At an event attended by more than 20,000 in Arizona yesterday, President Donald Trump referred to CNN as a bunch of “dumb bastards.” 

If I could vote for this man a million billion times, I would gladly do it.

Take a look at this crowd:

But you’re supposed to believe as a matter of faith in media-generated polls showing the man who draws these enormous crowds everywhere he goes is trailing the guy who has spent his entire campaign speaking to empty parking lots and back yards.

The President also went after the little menace to American society, Dr. Anthony Fauci, in a campaign phone call that oddly also allowed fake reporters to listen in, saying at one point, “People are tired of hearing Fauci and all these idiots, these people, these people that have gotten it wrong. Fauci is a nice guy, he’s been here for 500 years, he called every one of them wrong.”

Truer words were never spoken.

After those remarks were reported in the corrupt news media, the President doubled down in a pair of tweets:

Again, all 100% true. A mere firing is far too easy a fate for the little societal menace who has done so much to facilitate the destruction of our constitutional freedoms and destroy the greatest economy on earth. Far, far too easy.

As of this morning, the New York Post’s Twitter account remains frozen for the 6th consecutive day for having reported the truth about the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Also as of this morning, Creepy Uncle McWifeMolester embarks on his 3rd day of isolation, hooked up to his trusty IV so he can be fully medicated for Thursday night’s final debate. I still believe the President should refuse to participate in that debate, and fully explain my reasoning in another post this morning.

Back to the polls: Wonder why the media-sponsored polls are so far off from anything resembling reality? Just take a look at this: The Gallup organization released its new “party affiliation” national polling data on Monday, and the results are extremely bad for the polling industry and the Democrat Party.

That’s right: 28% R, 27% D and 42% Independent.

So, what is the breakdown most of the media-generated polls are using? Well, most of them use the breakdown from the data compiled just before the 2016 election, which was:

36% D, 27% R and 31% Independent, a 9-point edge for the Democrats.

Oh.

But wait, it gets better! Other polls have been using the breakdown from just before the 2018 mid-term elections, which was:

38%D, 27%R and 31% Independent, a whopping 11 point edge for the Democrats.

Oh.

Thus, now you know just one more reason why you should not spend a moment of time trusting any poll sponsored by any media outlet. These polls are hopelessly corrupt, and specifically and intentionally designed to push a false narrative of Biden holding a huge lead in order to suppress the Trump vote.

When you adjust these polls for the real breakdown of the 2020 electorate, Biden is in fact well behind and is going to lose, bigly.

That is all.

Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever. Whatfinger.com is the only real conservative alternative to Drudge, and deserves to become everyone’s go-to source for keeping up with all the latest events in real time.

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The Fake News Media Proves to be Exactly Who We Thought They Were

The Afternoon Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

If you expected the denizens of our fake national news media to accept the truth of the Mueller Report after its release today and move on to focusing on real news, well, think again. If you expected fake reporters who have gotten literally everything about this entire fiasco wrong for two solid years to do a mea culpa and promise to do better going forward, well, sorry.

If you expected the talking heads at CNN and MSNBC to engage in a little sober on-air introspection and begin the process of analyzing how it was that their repeated cocksure pronouncements that “Mueller has got the goods” and the always-handy “this is the beginning of the end for Donald Trump” could have been so utterly wrong for so damn long, well, not gonna happen.

Instead of any of those things that any honest, thoughtful person would do in such a situation, we got exactly what we should have all expected we would get from these despicable hacks, which was a full-blown on-air meltdown of epic proportions. The hysteria still-ongoing at CNN and MSNBC should be recorded for posterity and presented in every journalism school in America as the starkest examples of what does not amount to responsible, sober journalism in any way, shape or form.

The display is despicable. It is disgusting. It is demented. But hey, these talking heads are all Democrat activists, so what else would we expect?

Here are just a handful of out-takes from today’s TV news festivities, courtesy of the folks at NewsBusters.com:

CNN “legal analyst” Jeffrey Toobin:  “it sure looks like” the President is guilty of “obstruction of justice to me” because “every obstruction of justice prosecution is based on an attempt that doesn’t succeed.” Holy crap. For the record, the Mueller Report makes no finding of obstruction of justice, exactly as AG William Barr has said.

CNN’s John King follows with advocacy for impeachment based on, well, nothing real.: “If people actually read this as opposed to put out their quick statements that they put out, so far what you’re seeing from most Republicans is this is great. The President’s innocent. Totally exonerated. It’s time to move on. Well, if the Republicans actually read this, you know, that’s up for the political community to decide if there’s a threshold for impeachment.”

ABC’s John Karl knows better than Robert Mueller as to what does and does not amount to “collusion”: Ultimately, the conclusion here in this special counsel is it did not rise to the level of a violation of the law.” Karl, who is not a lawyer, declared, “But there is significant contact here. You might even say collusion.” My goodness.

Back at CNN, fake Republican Anna Navarro throws a hissy fit.: “William Barr is a political hack in attorney general’s clothing. It’s simply disgusting.” Later on she tweeted that “Barr looks like a teddy bear. But he is complicit. He is duplicitous. He is disloyal to the Constitution. He is in dereliction of duty.” Somebody forgot to take her meds this morning.

Over at MSNBC, ex-CIA Director John Brennan is back to his old tricks.: “The amount of information that relates to collusion and obstruction activity is really quite extensive in this report.” *sigh*

Also at MSNBC, formerly-sane person Nicolle Wallace went off on a surreal rant in which she smeared Barr as “shill” and a “human shield” for the President, until she was reduced to repeatedly crying, “Why? Why?”

That’s just a few small snippets of the full-fledged implosion taking place on the nation’s TV screens today. Expect it to continue for a week or two, as CNN and MSNBC frantically try to keep their precious Russia Collusion narrative alive in order to prop up their flagging ratings.

But all bad things must come to an eventual end, and this is really the end of the Mueller Witch Hunt for all intents and purposes. The fake media won’t be able to keep this corpse of a false narrative reanimated for much longer before it is simply subsumed by accumulating current events.

If nothing else, today’s events proved conclusively that our fake news media is, in the words of the great Dennis Green, exactly who we thought they were:

 

 

That is all.

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