Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Hey, remember when there were not one, but two fake whistleblowers? – I do. It was just, like, 10 days ago, right? So, what happened to them? Where did all that 24-hour a day fake news coverage of them disappear to? What happened to the promises from Bug-Eyes Schiff that the first fake whistleblower would be testifying before his fake Intelligence Committee posthaste?
Hey, I know: The narrative changed, so the goal posts had to shift with along with it. The trusty news-fakers over at CNN gave up that ghost Monday afternoon with a piece titled “Democrats see impeachment proceedings taking longer than some initially expected.”
Oh. You don’t sayyyyyy.
The “some” referred to in that fake headline would be Bug Eyes and San Fran Nan, who thought they’d be able to just ram through a quick impeachment effort on the sails of the first fake whistleblower’s fake statement. You know: The statement Schiff himself most likely helped to write.
But that was back in late September, when they were just cocky sure that no president would ever release the transcript of a phone call with another head of state because, well, golly, no previous president had ever done that before.
I used to believe that, sooner or later, these nitwits and their media toadies would figure out that President Donald Trump is not like any other president who came before him. You would think that would be manifestly obvious by now, even to these tiny-minded leftists, wouldn’t you? But no, they all obviously still think President Trump gives a damn about the “traditions” and “protocols” that have kept the DC Swamp all swampy and stuff for the last 240 years.
Anyway, the plan to ram through a quickie impeachment fell apart when the transcript clearly demonstrated that the fake whistleblower’s statement was filled with inaccuracies and outright lies. They supposedly had this second leaker all lined up and ready to go, but that hoopla all disappeared after about a 48 hour news cycle, and nobody’s even acknowledging his or her’s existence anymore.
That’s what the following sentence from the story means:
But that [ramming through something quick] has proven to be more complicated than it initially seemed, according to multiple Democratic lawmakers and sources.
Yes, things do tend to get more “complicated” when your star witness is revealed to be just another lying leaker and you and your media pals are forced to ‘disappear’ them from the narrative.
Hey, guess who those “multiple Democratic lawmakers and sources” referred to in that sentence are? If you said Bug Eyes, San Fran Nan, and a couple of their staffers, you’d be right on point. See, this CNN story is a narrative setter, or re-setter in this case. It’s a goal-post mover – the next sentence gives that away:
The reason: Each witness has so far provided more leads for investigators to chase down, including new names to potentially interview or seek documents from.
Translation: These first witnesses are not supporting our original narrative at all, so we’re going to have to find other witnesses until we find a couple who are willing to lie to support some other narrative. In other words, Adam Schiff is running the Mueller Gestapo Inquisition all over again. Which is why he must conduct his interrogations in the basement [literally the basement] of the Capitol Building and keep the testimony top secret.
You know this is true because Adam Schiff is the most notorious leaker on Capitol Hill, and if the witnesses were giving him anything to work with, their testimony would be all over CNN in about 15 minutes.
The most hilarious line in the entire CNN story is this one:
“The timeline will depend on the truth line, and that’s what we’re looking for,” Pelosi told reporters late last week.
Wait, Nan: You started this fake investigation because you knew – supposedly – that the President had bullied Ukraine President Zelensky in that phone call. You were bullhorning that “truth” two days before you claimed to have even seen the fake whistleblower’s fake statement, and three days before you saw the transcript of the call.
The “truth line” means nothing to the Democrats – that hasn’t been a concern of that Party for a century now. All that matters to the Democrats and their media toadies is the narrative, and that fell apart almost before it got started.
Let’s all remember that the day she created this idiotic fake impeachment process, San Fran Nan said she expected to be finished by the end of October. Then that timeline shifted to Thanksgiving. Now, it has shifted again to maybe – maybe – the end of the year.
The narrative and goalposts are not shifting because the Democrats are conducting a thorough search for the truth, as the CNN piece hysterically claims. They are shifting because, as is always the case, the truth does not support the narrative.
Fake news. Fake news everywhere. It’s all they got.
That is all.
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