Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
The rules, they are a-changin’. – Hey, remember when all your Democrat friends were telling you that the appropriation of other cultures by white people was all bad and stuff, or something? Well, apparently that’s all gone by the wayside now that Fauxcahontas, one of the most pasty-white people you have ever seen in your life, is running for president.
That’s right: Little Mouth Always Running, on her campaign’s website, is now telling us that it is somehow “racist” to criticize her for pretending to be an American Indian in order to get hired at Harvard several decades ago, and for keeping that pretense up as a means of boosting her political career.
So, hey, new rules: Cultural appropriation is peachy-keen if you’re a leftist lunatic who is borrowing someone else’s culture in order to make money or obtain votes under false pretenses.
*sigh*
Tired of all this #Winning yet? – Why are all the “experts” always so damn shocked by the jobs reports? So, the U.S. economy added 312,000 new jobs in December, shocking all the eminent high muckety-muck economists, who predicted from their high towers that the number would be more like 180,000.
Of course, it wasn’t just these mysterious “expert” economists who were flummoxed by the wonderful report – the fake news media that has been doing its best to tank the U.S. economy since January 20, 2017 was also in a state of shock about it all. Here’s a sampling of the headlines this morning:
Associated Press: US employers went on a surprising[!] hiring spree in December
NPR: U.S. Adds Stronger-Than-Expected[!] 312,000 Jobs
Daily Mail: US economy adds 312,000 jobs in December, nearly DOUBLE[!] the number forecast by economists
CNN: U.S. Nonfarm Payrolls Rise 312,000 in December Vs. 184,000 Expected [Man, you know CNN detested having to report that]
And on and on it went. The hilarious thing about this is that all these same “experts” were also shocked at every jobs report during the Obama years, but they were invariably shocked because the actual numbers were so low when compared to their pie-in-the-sky expectations.
The moral of this story is this: Just as it is best to never listen to what the Inside-the-Beltway “experts” on your TV screen have to say about politics, it is best to never believe economists our fake news media identifies as “experts” when it comes to the economy.
Speaking of “experts”… – Democrat Senator Ben Cardin came out of a 2-hour meeting on border security at the White House and told Wolf Blitzer on CNN that “experts” are telling the Democrats that walls don’t work.
That, of course, is a damnable lie. There are no “experts” telling the Democrats any such thing, since any true “expert” on the matter has to admit that walls are indeed extremely effective at keeping out intruders. This has been proven time after time after time in countries all over the world, and even in San Diego, California, where the wall constructed in the 1990s has reduced the illegal immigrant problem by 95%.
Anyone telling the Democrats that walls don’t work is a hack, a liar and most likely a politically-motivated leftist. Which of course is the only kind of “expert” any of today’s Democrats are willing to listen to. Naturally, Mr. Blitzer had neither the motivation nor the presence of mind to ask Cardin to identify any of these “experts” by name. Because, CNN.
Let’s close this out with some Twitter fun from Friday:
She was dipping into the family firewater…
Warren accuses Gowdy of retiring for "fat lobbyist paycheck." Gowdy responds: Have you been drinking? https://t.co/lfL41MfAC7
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) January 4, 2019
I have to watch some paint dry…
Oh, let's don't. https://t.co/Gn6PNSNIdv
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) January 4, 2019
Reuters needs to consult with a new Twitter “expert”…
That's not a sentence. https://t.co/0Ibf0rA7oA
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) January 4, 2019
Time for the Democrats to haul out some more fake “experts”…
President Trump has Often criticized Obama for having a 10 foot wall around his house.
Is this true?
I went to Obama’s neighborhood to find out.
Not only does Obama have a wall – he has 7 walls & armed SS police blocking the road 1000 feet in each direction.
So there’s that pic.twitter.com/jPjZ0itUg9
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) January 4, 2019
It’s Austin. It had to either be Avocados or flour tortillas…
Guac anyone? https://t.co/pHyGfYqtS5
— Texas Humor (@TexasHumor) January 4, 2019
But…but…where’s Fauxcahontas?…
The first two Native American women elected to office share a hug after swearing-in https://t.co/0jDGM9LLaG pic.twitter.com/fmwDzWyhnN
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 3, 2019
Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw perfectly sums up the AOC Dance Video…
No one thinks this is scandalous. Dance away (was actually pretty good).
What is scandalous is increasing income taxes to 70%. It’s wholly unethical for anyone to work a majority of the year just to give their money to the government.
Dancing’s great, but ideas matter more. https://t.co/8RIShEJjAL
— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) January 4, 2019
And finally, our fake news media will do anything to protect their beloved Democrats (pardon the obscenity, but it’s apparently going to become just a part of our normal political discourse now)…
Here, the national editor for @DailyBeast attempts to normalize a congresswoman's use of the word "motherf*cker" to refer to the President of the United States of America. #shameful #hack https://t.co/UZxGRCY2nK
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) January 4, 2019
*sigh*
That is all.
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