Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Tired of all this Winning yet? Oh, wait…: Great news, everyone! The 2234-page atrocity that congress refers to as an omnibus “budget” contains a secret provision nobody read that would defund ACORN! You remember ACORN, don’t you? That Obama-supported leftist organization that cobbled together hundreds of thousand of fraudulent votes to help Obama fake-win the 2008 presidential election? Yeah, that ACORN.
Well, ACORN won’t be getting no federal money anymore, thanks to your intrepid establishment congressional Republicans, who work every day to protect by-God America. One problem, though: ACORN hasn’t actually existed since 2009. D’oh!
Your congressional Republicans: Only a decade late to the fight.
If you have any shopping to do, today’s a great day to go the mall. – Why? Because the leftist-organized “March for our Lives” rallies will be taking place all over the country. So, many of those teenagers who spend their days making a nuisance of themselves at your local shopping center will be busy pretending to know something about guns and gun control at a demonstration somewhere else. So, go shopping, America – the coast will never be more clear.
You can’t fight AR-15s with pistols! The pistol’s bullets are just too slow! But kids throwing rocks, on the other hand… – Remember the “pistol bullets are just too slow” line of argument against President Trump’s proposal to protect school children by allowing trained teachers and administrators to carry concealed weapons? Wasn’t that a special one? Yeah….good times.
Well, no worries, school administrators in Schuylkill County, PA have the conundrum of protecting their kids all figured out, you betcha. Just ask Superintendent Dr. David Helsel, who bragged to state lawmakers in Harrisburg on Friday that “Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned.” Yeah, that’ll work.
She’s so fake, she embarrasses all the other fake journalists. – Of all the legion of fake journalists working in the nation’s capital today, the Washington Post’s dimwitted Jennfer Rubin is probably the fakest of them all. Upon learning of John Bolton’s appointment as the next National Security Advisor, Rubin issued the following tweet:
The Bolton pick is wake-up call to Rs who always assumed wise, calm advisers would be there to constrain Trump. It should motivate Congress to reclaim power, by declaring that congressional authorization is required for a first strike on Iran or NoKo https://t.co/D5CVxZTsY9
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) March 23, 2018
But just a year ago, Rubin penned a piece advocating for the appointment of Bolton to become Deputy Secretary of State: “There are few experienced hands who know how the State Department works today and have a granular understanding as to how it should function. If not Bolton himself, someone very much like him would be ideal in the No. 2 spot at State.” But it gets even better.
As Warren Henry at the Federalist points out, the reason why Rubin wanted Bolton as the #2 guy at State was so that he would become a logical choice to become …wait for it…wait for it…National Security Advisor! I kid you not: “Unless Trump wants to go through the rigmarole of hiring a new face, the inevitable [Michael T.] Flynn replacement is very likely to come from within the administration — the No. 2 person at the state or defense departments or some other player with whom Trump has developed a relationship of trust.”
Thus, it becomes crystal clear that Rubin’s real problem with Bolton is simply that he was appointed by Donald Trump, and at the WaPo, agreeing with the sitting, duly-elected POTUS is simply not tolerated.
Trump continues to disassemble the un-American Obama legacy, brick by disgraceful brick. – The fake news media is reporting that President Trump “banned transgenders from serving in the military” Friday evening. That’s actually not true. What he did was implement a new policy – based on the recommendation from Defense Secretary James Mattis – that will ban the ongoing scam in which persons with gender dysphoria have joined the military in order to take advantage of a policy implemented by Barack Hussein Obama that forces the taxpayers to pay for their gender reassignment surgery.
Towards that end, the new policy states that “transgender persons with a history or diagnosis of gender dysphoria — individuals who the policies state may require substantial medical treatment, including medications and surgery — are disqualified from military service except under certain limited circumstances.” Individuals who have been “stable for 36 consecutive months in their biological sex prior to accession,” and those who “do not require a change of gender” will be exempt from the new policy and allowed to serve.
In other words, the scam – which Obama actively encouraged – of enlisting in one of the armed services for a three-year hitch and spending most of that time undergoing gender-transition surgeries at taxpayer expense es no mas. On the other hand, trans-gender individuals who truly wish to serve their country honorably remain welcome in the U.S. armed services, as they should be.
For all you enraged SJWs out there, this what is known as good public policy.