Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
I’m convinced she’s a vampire – she’s never going away. – The Pantsuit Princess was in the news yet again on Monday, doing some public sit down talk before an audience of overpaying suckers. Looking as if she was enjoying the relaxing effects of some sort of prescription medication, she had this to say when the moderator mis-identified Eric Holder as Cory Booker:
— Matt Batzel (@MattBatzel) October 29, 2018
Oh, yeah, she also said she was running for president again in 2020, but hey, we already knew that, didn’t we? Seriously, everyone does know she is going to make one more run, right?
And why shouldn’t she? After all, she’s only been humiliated twice in runs for the presidency, and it is well known that the third time is the charm. Yes, she’s getting old, but heck, she’s almost a year younger than Donald Trump, and quite a bit younger than other Dem contenders like Joe Biden and the Commie.
So why not give it another shot? As she herself famously said, the typical Democrat voter is “stupid” and “easily manipulated,” and it has been proven time and time again that nobody is better at manipulating stupid people than a Clinton. How else does one explain the audience attending her forum yesterday?
But hey, the Coughing Crook ain’t got nothin’ on this Julia Ioffe gal. – Appearing on CNN’s Reliable Sources show, hosted by fake journalist Jake Tapper, another fake journalist named Julia Ioffe had this to say in one of the show’s panel discussions:
Far-left writer Julia Ioffe, who blamed Trump and Glenn Beck for the synagogue shooting, claims that Trump has "radicalized so more people than ISIS ever did."
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 29, 2018
This is what liberals call “bringing the country together in the wake of a tragedy.” Or something. To be fair to Ms. Ioffe, this isn’t even the most outrageous thing she’s ever said about President Donald Trump. In December 2016 she issued a tweet accusing the then-President-elect of having sex with his daughter Ivanka.
This is the quality of guest Jake Tapper has on his program, and those of you who still cling to the belief that Tapper is some sort of real journalist need to look closely at the clip posted above and watch as he sits there like a bump on a log and says nothing as Ioffe makes her idiotic statement.
Hey, wait a minute: Ioffe is shrill, stupid, fairly attractive and bigoted – she’s the perfect Democrat nominee for 2020! How is she not already a declared candidate? Team her up with the Creepy Porn Lawyer, who is mean, belligerent, bigoted and also quite stupid, and they’d make the perfect shrill, mindless, and humorless Democrat ticket. They’d be unbeatable in Hollywood, Portland, the Upper East Side of Manhattan, and in the office headquarters of CNN and the New York Times!
If elected, just imagine the cabinet they could put together: Dr. Christine Ford at Health and Human Services; Rosie O’Donnell as Secretary of State; U.N. Ambassador Stormy Daniels; Cory Spartacus Booker as Secretary of Defense; National Security Advisor Michael Moore; Tom Arnold at Housing and Urban Development; and of course, Attorney General Kamala Harris.
It would be the death of America, but the 24-hour cable news channels would love it.
No more anchor babies? Maybe. – So many consequential stories end up being broken on Twitter these days, and this morning is no exception. At 4:51 a.m. today, Axios put up this little gem:
Exclusive: Trump plans to sign an executive order terminating birthright citizenship, he said yesterday in an exclusive interview for "Axios on HBO." pic.twitter.com/D2RE4N4OrJ
— Axios (@axios) October 30, 2018
Call it a Trumptober surprise – an announcement that he’s planning to end birthright citizenship via executive order, a move that would no doubt spark a national debate and series of court battles that would last throughout the coming year. Of course, the problem with this approach is that an executive order could simply be reversed by the next Democrat or milquetoast Republican who gets elected to the presidency, just as President Trump has reversed so many of the executive orders that were issued by America’s Biggest Mistake, Barack Obama. Obviously, convincing congress to pass a law would be much more perman…
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd in the ultimate segment for cable news, as I type this, Fox News is getting the opinions of some real experts on this subject, Diamond and Silk. I love those two hilarious gals, but really? This is who you seek out to comment on what would be a serious constitutional debate?
Hey, at least they didn’t ask Julia Ioffe or the Creepy Porn Lawyer for their opinion, although who can doubt both will appear on CNN or MSNBC to do exactly that later today?
It’s a clown show out there. Vote Republican.
That is all.
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