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Thanks to Donald J. Trump, America’s Time for Choosing has Come

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Life at the tippy-top sure does increase the old carbon footprint. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the dim-witted freshman Democrat from the Bronx, or somewhere, took incoming fire from the leering press over the weekend when it was revealed that she isn’t exactly walking her Global Church of Climate Change talking points.

Fresh off of saying “Climate Change” is a “national emergency” that mandates the elimination of gasoline-powered cars and proclaiming that “We’re like, ‘The world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change.’ And, like, this is the war; this is our World War II,” it turns out that the ex- and possibly future-bartender has been guzzling the gas at pretty much the same rate as all of her high-carbon-footprint colleagues. The New York Post reported over the weekend that her campaign ran up bills on gas-powered cars totaling almost $30,000 even though her campaign headquarters was just 138 feet from the nearest New York Subway station.

Even more puzzling, her campaign racked up 66 airline flights totaling more than $25,000 even though she was running in a very geographically-compact district. Where were all these people flying to and from, and what campaign-related mission were the accomplishing?

Ocasio-Cortez responded to the report on her Twitter account – because of course she did – thusly:

So, hey, all you little people: She’s just “living in the world.” Life at the “tippy-top” is good, and her plans involve putting a lot of people to work to force YOU to reduce YOUR carbon footprint – they have nothing to do with how the elite that she is now a part of would continue to live once they have banished those of you who survive the economic disaster they create to live in your new 19th-century existence.

One thing’s for sure: It didn’t take her long to memorize those Al Gore/Leonardo DiCaprio talking points.

Now for something completely gross. – Here’s something in everyone’s future if Ocasio-Cortez and her society-destroying minions have their way: A company in Spain is now manufacturing pukey-looking “vegan steaks” with a 3-D printer. Stock up on the ribeyes and briskets while you still can, folks, because this is where these lunatics want to force us all to go. There is not enough ketchup on earth to cover up the after-taste of that slop.

Hey, another 1-percenter enters the race. – Ex-Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper, a former oil and gas geologist who made his fortune as a pioneer of Colorado’s micro-brewery industry, announced really, really early this morning that he’s going to run for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination. Because, you know, if Jay Inslee (who?) and this Pete Buttigieg (wut?) guy can run, why not a guy with a chain of beer pubs?

Makes perfect sense to me.

They were just kiddin’ about that whole “Russia Collusion” thing. – If you thought that the end of the Robert Mueller witch hunt would mean the Democrats would allow the nation to return to some sense of normalcy and regular order in its national politics, well, I want a double shot of whatever it is you’ve been drinking.

The end of the Witch Hunt over the Russia Collusion fantasy concocted by the DOJ/FBI cabal only means that the Democrats in congress move onto the next phase of their 4-year effort to deconstruct this President and presidency. Thus, the House Judiciary Committee chaired by despicable New York congressman Jerrold Nadler will issue no fewer than 60 subpoenas seeking documents and testimony in its own Witch Hunt, which will attempt to dummy up a claim of “obstruction of justice” by President Donald Trump.

Nevermind that Mueller has already spent months trying to create that case and failed, nevermind that the whole fantasy is based on the President’s firing of Teenage Drama Queen James Comey, a man who every Democrat in Washington had publicly advocated firing – none of those things matter. What matters to the Democrats is keeping up the appearance of chaos in Washington, because they know it is literally their only hope of beating Trump in the 2020 election.

If they allow a return to normal order, this President would plow his way to a landslide victory over whichever candidate emerges from the Democrats’ field of miscreants, hacks, fake Indians, ageing punk rockers and beta-males that would rival Reagan’s thrashing of Walter Mondale in 1984. So there will be no normal order in Washington, folks. Instead, there will be 18 months of subpoenas, kangaroo courts and disgraceful displays of demagoguery, all of which will be treated seriously by the Democrat lapdogs who infest our nation’s fake news media.

There’s nothing any of us out here in Flyover Country can do about it, other than to be sure to turn out to vote for Trump in 2020, so you might as well just sit back and enjoy the spectacle.

Some of you have wondered why it is that I like to say that I never tire of typing the three glorious words “President Donald Trump.” Well, this is why. This exact thing. He has quite literally driven the entire Democrat Party stark, raving mad. Don’t misunderstand – Democrats were nuts long before Donald Trump ever thought about running for president. But in the past they felt the need to at least put up a pretense of normalcy. They weren’t anything like you and me, but they felt the need to make like they were in order to attract your votes, which is why people who were otherwise good and decent and fairly intelligent could justify voting for Democrats.

But now the mask is completely off. The pretense is gone. The Democrat Party, over just the past 30 days, has happily revealed itself to be the party of killing babies, the party of open borders, the party of socialist fascism, the party that is perfectly willing to do everything it can to protect woman abusers and guys nicknamed “CoonMan” if they hold elective office with a “D” next to their name.

It is no longer possible for good and decent people to cast their votes for Democrats. As Ronald Reagan famously said, “the time for choosing is upon us,” and there is no longer any place to hide.

Glorious.

That is all.

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New Poll: The Media is Fake, and the Public Knows

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Gosh, so hard to imagine why this would be the case, right? – A new Columbia Journalism Review poll finds that trust in our fake news media has pretty much gone as low as it can go, with the only group expressing a more positive than negative view of the press being … wait for it… DEMOCRATS. Because of course the group in our society whose personal biases are the same as those reporting and shaping what passes for the “news” these days are going to tend to trust the press.

I don’t tend to put too much weight on most polling data these days, since it has become basically as fake as the news media in many instances, but this poll, sponsored by a major university, with a very large sample (4,214 adults) and a seemingly legitimate, broad cross-section of demographic groups, seems to have more credibility than some random CNN or ABC/WaPo poll. Perhaps not coincidentally, it is filled with terrible news for the fake media, which by default means terrible news for the Democrats.

Here’s a big one: 60% of all respondents – and even 54% of Democrats – believe that the fake “journalists” who infest our news media today get paid by their sources. Think about that for a minute: Most Americans don’t just believe the press is biased, they believe it is filled with outright crooks. Perhaps that’s because we have all sorts of examples in the public domain in recent years of that being absolutely true. You think?

Here’s another huge piece of terrible news for the Democrats and their media propaganda wing: Women actually have less trust in the press than men do now, and it’s not really close.  Where 20% of men have a “great deal of confidence” in the press, just 13% of women feel the same. Meanwhile, where 47% of women have “hardly any confidence at all” in the press, just 42% of men feel the same. Much of that no doubt has to do with all the fake reporting that has gone on about the border security issue, where numerous other recent polls show women – especially the suburban white women who have been trending Democrat in recent election cycles – now mostly in favor of building a border wall and beefing up security.

To no one’s surprise, those who live in urban areas of the country that tend to be Democrat strongholds have a fairly high degree trust in the press. But the awful news for the Democrat/media Axis of Disinformation in this poll is that those who live in suburban areas now distrust the press almost as much as rural Americans do. In case you missed the legitimate analyses of the last two elections, the suburbs had been where the Democrats were making inroads into GOP territory. This poll indicates that trend is beginning to reverse now that the Democrats are making a habit of showing their true, ultra-radical face to the public.

All across the board, the results of this poll portray a humiliating rejection of the fake news media by the American public. But here is the single most humiliating and telling data point of all:

That’s right: More Americans have “hardly any confidence at all” in the press than in the United States congress, which regularly comes in with an overall public approval rating in other polls somewhere in the high single or low double digits. Meanwhile, despite the best efforts by the Democrat/Media Axis to slander and destroy them, the public at large maintains the highest degree of confidence in the military and law enforcement.

Oof.

If we had an honest press in our country, a real press establishment that was really playing its intended role as the watchdog for the public interest, the results of this poll would send shock waves through every newsroom in the country. Honest editors and journalists in any real newsroom would be in a panic over the fact that the public has essentially no confidence in the “protectors of the public trust”, even to the point of considering them to be crooks.

Instead, the poll is going to pass barely noticed, hardly making a blip in the daily news cycle, just one more bit of real news to be ignored by the purveyors of fake news.

Gosh, how could this all happen? Because people aren’t stupid, and the media is fake.

Simple.

That is all.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Discovers Life at the Tippy-Top is Tough

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Life at the Tippy-top can be hard. – Tuesday was a tough one for freshman congress member Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, our intrepid nitwit from the Bronx. Or is she? From the Bronx, that is.

First, she had to fend off legitimate questions about whether she even lives in the district she pretends to represent in congress, a problem for a growing number of Democrats, including Maxine Waters. Then she came under fire for the pay policy she has implemented among her staff, which includes a salary cap of $80,000, with a floor of $52,000.

Critics correctly point out the policy will prevent AOC from hiring top talent, since experienced staffers on Capitol Hill typically are paid in the $150,000 range.  Meanwhile, the ex-bartender with the IQ of an average gin and tonic herself is knocking down a sweet, “tippy-top” salary of $174,000 per year, making others wonder why, if she’s really a committed socialist, she isn’t redistributing most of her wealth among the little people?

Finally, this happened at dinnertime last night:

That’s right: Barely 72 hours after lecturing Americans against the evils of eating hamburgers and other beef products because, like, the environment, or something,  AOC got a small taste of the Sarah Huckabee Sanders treatment, as an enterprising passerby spotted her dining out with a burger-eating monster, captured the moment with his I-Phone and posted it all on Twitter.

For the record, I think members of congress, regardless of how stupid or personally wretched they might be, should be able to dine out in public without fear of such harassment, just as members of the Trump Administration ought to be able to do the same. But if this had to happen to one Democrat not named Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff or Eric Swalwell, it couldn’t have happened to anyone more deserving than the nitwit from the Bronx, er, wherever it is she that she actually resides.

Oh, hey, remember when the Democrats all said that “Climate Change” is the “most pressing national security issue of our time”? – Yeah, they were lying about that, too.

Want proof? Yesterday, the Democrats on the House Energy Resources Committee had scheduled a hearing on the whole subject of “Climate Change” so they could all recite the dogmatic talking points of their favorite religion, but guess what happened?

So few Democrats actually showed up for the hearing that they found themselves outnumbered by the Republicans who chose to attend. Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert, recognizing the moment he found himself in, quickly made a motion to adjourn the hearing due to the lack of interest on the part of the Democrats, and the GOP members carried the vote by a 4-2 margin.

Hearing adjourned. Thus, the all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful god of “Climate Change” that is responsible for literally every uncomfortable aspect of  human existence if all the climate “scientists” are to be believed, was left free to continue its ravaging of our planet by the members of the United States Congress. All because the Democrats aren’t really all that concerned about “Climate Change”, but will continue pounding home their talking points on the subject as long as they poll well among the frightened, ignorant masses.

Here’s all you really need to know about Michael Cohen. – I’ve written about this before, but it deserves repeating today since the Rat’s opening statement has been very predictably leaked in advance by some Democrat to the New York Times.

All you need to know about Michael Cohen is:

  1. He is about to go spend a lot of time in prison because he was already found guilty of lying to congress and to federal prosecutors; and
  2. His own lawyer is a guy named Lanny Davis.

Many of you will be familiar with Lanny Davis. Here is the truth I wrote about Mr. Davis last August 30th:

Lanny Davis has made a fabulous living for the last 25 years being a professional liar on television.  He has lied for a living on behalf of a seemingly endless array of skunks and snakes, starting with Bill and Hillary Clinton and is now doing it for ex-Trump lawyer Michael Cohen.

Lanny Davis is, simply put, a professional liar, nothing more. When you are a client who, out of all the lawyers in the country available to represent you in your case, chooses to be represented by a professional liar like Lanny Davis, that means your plan is to lie, lie, keep lying, and lie some more. There is literally no other reason for anyone to hire Mr. Davis.

So it should come as no surprise to anyone that Michael Cohen is planning to tell yet another completely different story than he has told other congressional committees in his prior testimonies. He has invented a new fairy tale that conveniently supports all of the Democrat/media fake narratives about President Donald Trump in the hopes of getting his prison sentence reduced.

Lanny Davis has been inventing fairy tales that support favored media/Democrat narratives for 25 years now.  What’s one more?

That is all.

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We Must Stop Giving the Democrat Party a Pass

Today’s Campaign Update
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Soulless ghouls. – Last night, 44 of the 47 Senate Democrats voted against a bill designed to protect the lives of babies born into this world after failed attempts by abortionists to murder them while in the womb. The other three apparently didn’t have the courage to even show up and be counted. [Correction: Three Rs – Murkowski, Tim Scott and Kevin Cramer – voted against this bill, and 3 Ds – Doug Jones, Bob Casey and Joe Manchin – voted for it.] 44 soulless ghouls – including every one of the half-dozen or so Democrat senators running for the presidency. This is the state of your Democrat Party today. You can have it. Here is how the President responded to this sad event:

In 2002, a bill containing the same language was passed UNANIMOUSLY in the U.S. Senate.

If you’re a Democrat, are you proud of where your party is today? Understand that protecting the ability of abortion factories like Planned Parenthood to murder live born children (something they’ve allegedly been doing for many years) is the reason why Democrat politicians and pro-abortion activists have so viciously fought against bills in various states the last several years that would require the butchers who work at abortion factories to maintain operating rights at local hospitals.

These activists and politicians are so eager to keep murdering children – and that is what this is, outright murder – that they not only want to remove any responsibility on the part of the butchers to make the slightest effort to save a live-born child, they want to remove any possibility that they might be able to do so.

There have been so many horrifically low moments for the Democrat Party in recent years that it is now not humanly possible to catalog them all, but last night’s vote may represent an all-time nadir.

Time to stop giving Democrats a pass. – This brings me to a topic I’ve been stewing about for quite a while now. It’s an uncomfortable one for so many Republicans/conservatives because so many of us still have friends and family members who are Democrats, and it would require a change in a long-ingrained behavior on our part.

Simply put, we as a society simply must stop giving the Democrat Party a pass on all the rampant mendacity it creates and supports. Because conservatives have not radicalized over the last half-century like the Democrats have, we have been in the habit of pretending that our Democrat “friends” are not really responsible for all these horrible things – it’s always those other moving parts of the radical leftist movement who are doing all the damage to our society while the Democrat Party sits by innocently saying ‘tsk, tsk’ and clucking its collective tongue.

Whenever a bunch of Antifa goons cause a riot in some city in California or Oregon or anywhere else, our reaction is to point fingers at those specific radicals and the George Soros money that funds them. But George Soros and Antifa are nothing more or less than militant arms of the national Democrat Party – they are in fact inseparable and daily coordinating their efforts to destroy the foundations of our society. Like it did with the Ku Klux Klan in the wake of the Civil War, the Democrat Party literally created Antifa. George Soros would have no place to hide in our society if not for his Democrat Party enablers.

Whenever a mob of social justice warriors digitally assaults some poor slob on social media, our knee-jerk reaction is to point fingers at those “SJWs” as if they are some independent entity. But they all vote Democrat, folks – there are no Republican SJWs. It has been the radical policies pushed by the Democrat Party for the last half century that have perverted our education system and created all the SJWs and snowflakes in the first place. The Democrat Party did this, and anyone who votes for Democrats or runs for office as a Democrat is complicit and needs to be held responsible.

The same is true of the destruction of the profession of journalism and our nation’s news media over the last 50 years. That has all been done with the single focused goal of turning that profession and media establishment into nothing more than an American version of Pravda, the propaganda wing of the Democrat Party. The Democrats did this and need to be held accountable for it.

Trust me, I have been as guilty of making these distinctions without differences as anyone over the years. But over the past year I have made a conscious effort to stop that bad behavior.

Because make no mistake about it: Giving the Democrat Party a pass for all the horrific things it supports and does is very, very bad behavior. The Democrat Party is a festering and metastasizing cancer in our society, an existential threat to our nation’s future.

For every patient, the first step towards getting well is to accurately identify your problem. Only then can the proper treatment begin.

The Democrat Party is our nation’s problem. If the country is to ever begin to heal, we must stop giving it a pass for its chronic and ever-expanding mendacity.

That is all.

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The Week in Review: Anti-Semite Dems, High Treason and Jussie Smollett

The Campaign Update Week in Review
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

The Week in Review, courtesy of the @GDBlackmon Twitter Feed…

James Woods started the week out with a tribute to the Democrats’ “Green New Deal,” and things only got smellier from there:

If you aren’t following @mad_liberals on Twitter, you’re missing out on a ton of fun:

That time Minnesota Cong. Ilhan Omar apologized for being a raging anti-Semite, but really didn’t apologize at all:

If only we had an education system that actually educated anyone…:

Hey, I had no idea so many Virginia Democrats went to Rice University back in the day!:

Summing up the “competing” rallies between the POTUS and a loser in a senate race out in El Paso Monday night.:

The perfect endorsement for today’s Democrat Party.:

Why not? All the other communists are doing it.:

Kamala Harris is slowly morphing into Hillary Clinton before our very eyes. No wonder she’s become CNN’s chosen child.:

In actual real news from Tuesday…:

The inevitable outcome of the Democrats’ war on masculinity.:

Here I put college students’ current infatuation with AOC into proper historical context.:

Well, God Bless Texas, then.:

Speaking of Texas and energy…:

Seriously, is there any true thing Alexandria Ocasio Cortez actually does know? It is truly stunning that a human being can hold a college degree and be so breathtakingly ignorant.:

High treason news broke out all over the place on Thursday, and your fake news media scrambled to portray it as just a bunch of patriotic FBI guys doing their best to protect the nation from the evil Orange Man. Because of course they did. *sigh*:

Speaking of faking the news, the folks at Politico seem to be ramping up their efforts in that competition in recent weeks.:

Then this happened…:

…and the nitwit who led the effort opposing 25,000 new jobs and tens of billions in annual economic impact celebrated, because what else would a raging ignoramus do?:

As Jussie Smollett’s obvious hoax began officially falling apart, Chuck Ross accurately predicted the way all the fake journalists who did everything they could to promote the effort to smear every Trump supporter in the nation would respond.:

This explains how the Enemy Within, Ilhan Omar, got her seat in congress.:

Quick! Somebody load a chopper with food and get it up there!:

Why, it almost seems as if the fake news media is trying to mislead the public on Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s true health status. Go figure.:

From our Some Things Never Change file…:

Enemies of the people, plain and simple.

That is all.

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Ilhan Omar Issues a Very Clintonian Non-Apology “Apology”

The Afternoon Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

After being ordered to do so by Democrat house leaders to do so, The Enemy Within, Ilhan Omar, issued a very Clintonian non-apology “apology” this afternoon for her anti-Semite tweetstorm yesterday evening.  Here is the first part of the text:

“Anti-Semitism is real and I am grateful for Jewish allies and colleagues who are educating me on the painful history of anti-Semitic tropes. My intention is never to offend my constituents or Jewish Americans as a whole. We have to always be willing to step back and think through criticism, just as I expect people to hear me when others attack me for my identity. This is why I unequivocally apologize.”

Ok, so far, so good right? Well, except for the part about blaming “others” – a racially-loaded word in and of itself in this context – for failing to “hear me”, that is.  Otherwise, it’s ok, and almost sounds sincere.

But then, there’s the second part:

“At the same time, I reaffirm the problematic role of lobbyists in our politics, whether it be AIPAC [the American Israel Public Affairs Committee], the [National Rifle Association] or the fossil fuel industry. It’s gone on too long and we must be willing to address it.”

Oh, those “problematic” lobbyists.  Why, that’s what her anti-Semitic tweetstorm was really about, not her clear history of being an anti-Israel, anti-American Jew-hater.

And who are these “problematic” lobbyists?  Why, AIPAC, of course, which is not a “lobbyist” group at all, but rather a non-profit 501(c)4 advocacy group. So, this “apology” from the Enemy Within gets in another slander at AIPAC.

Then there’s the standard leftist boogeymen at the National Rifle Association, and of course, the evil “fossil fuel industry” that is responsible for for the modern society we enjoy today. So darn evil, those people who clothe us, power our cars, heat our homes and provide about 80% of the nation’s electricity every day.

This is pathetic. It’s not an apology at all, but just another anti-Semitic, anti-American, anti-prosperity attack piece from a budding fascist thug.

Thanks, Democrats, for so clearly showing all of us the astonishing level of ugliness you are willing to support with your votes.

That is all.

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Democrats/Media: Believe the Women!!! uh, unless they’re accusing a Democrat…

The Evening Campaign Update
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Your Democrat Party in action!: – Can the situation with the Virginia Democrat Party possibly get any worse?  Well, yeah, sure it could. After all, every one of these people went to high school, the potential for more embarrassing photographs to surface are as numerous as the number of elected Democrat officials multiplied by at least 4, by 8 if they received an undergrad degree, and by up to 12 for those who went to grad school. My goodness.

In a state where it was apparently customary for white kids to be made up in black face or wear KKK robes for school photos, the possibilities are almost endless. The latest to be found out is Attorney General Mark Herring, who admitted today that, like Gov. Ralph Northam, he got all dressed up in black face at the age of 19 so he could impersonate a rap artist in some talent show or something. Herring only made this admission because he became aware that a photo of his “talent” had been discovered in one of his school annuals and was about to be released to the public.

Ironically, Herring was among the first Democrat public officials to call for Northam to step down from his office last Friday, when Northam’s own college-yearbook foray into putting shoe polish in his face was made public. It’s not exactly a case of the proverbial “pot” calling the “kettle” black, but it’s pretty comparable.

But things got even more ridiculous for the Virginia Dems later in the day as their African American Lt. Governor, Justin Fairfax, was credibly accused of having committed sexual assault some 15 years ago. The accuser, Dr. Vanessa E. Tyson, released a statement to the press describing in detail an incredibly ugly attack she claims Farifax committed on her person when both were working at the Democrat National Convention in Boston:

“With tremendous anguish, I am now sharing this information about my experience and setting the record straight. It has been extremely difficult to relive that traumatic experience from 2004. Mr. Fairfax has tried to brand me as a liar to a national audience, in service to his political ambitions, and has threatened litigation. Given his false assertions, I’m compelled to make clear what happened,” she said in a statement.

I won’t go into the ugly details of the accusation here, other than to say Dr. Tyson’s claim is that Fairfax forced her to perform oral sex on him. The Fox News story linked above contains a link to the full statement.

Very predictably, the reaction from all the Democrat scumbags who spent weeks helping the fake news media and a procession of non-credible accusers smear Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh with the mantra “all women deserve to be believed!!!!!” has been…silence. See, you’re only supposed to “believe the women!!!!!!!” when their accusations are leveled against non-Democrats.

Meanwhile, no one should come into contact with this story without learning of the FACT that the news fakers at the Washington Post had this story a full year ago – directly from Dr. Tyson, who proactively contacted a reporter she knew at the fake newspaper – and chose to sit on it because, you know, uh, well, because Fairfax is a, um, well he’s a Democrat, after all.

It is also extremely important to keep in mind that the Washington Post was among the most guilty of perpetuating the false accusations against Kavanaugh, and all the while was doing everything it could to keep Dr. Tyson’s accusation against Fairfax away from the public.

Is it any wonder – any wonder at all – why so many millions of Americans hate our fake news media and consider fake news outlets like the WaPo to be their enemy?

No, no wonder at all.

That is all.

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8 Bits of Intrigue to Look for in Tonight’s State of the Union Event

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Hey, that whole “climate change” scam isn’t working for us, so here’s an idea – let’s use new talking points! –  The grand global climate scam has been running out of steam over the last two years since Donald Trump assumed the presidency and more and more Americans wake up to the reality that they have been heinously deceived by the Al Gores and Leonardo DiCaprios of the world.

So what are the scammers to do? After three solid decades of seeing them simply ramp up the shrillness of their alarmist rhetoric every time their movement began to lose momentum, the alarmists who now run the American Meteorological Society have decided to take a new tack: Tone things down and and become less shrill and more subtle with their brainwashing instead.

Don’t misunderstand – it will be the same old stuff, with every tropical storm described as being completely unprecedented, with every wildfire declared to be a sign of “permanent drought”, giving scary names to every significant cold front and with every thunderstorm pronounced to be the “strongest on record.” But they’ll be calmer about it all, and the plan is to stop blaming your SUV for everything – because pretty much nobody is buying that anyway – and begin instead to connect it all directly to advocacy for … wait for it… leftist government policies!

I swear I don’t make this stuff up:  

“Is it humans or is it not? We really need to get beyond that,” Bernadette Woods Placky, an Emmy award-winning meteorologist who directs the Climate Matters program at Climate Central, told me. Climate Matters is tracking climate trends in 244 cities—including a steadily warming Phoenix. “We are still not getting enough people to talk about it in the ways that matter to human beings in their homes, in their communities, for their family,” she added. “So it is making those connections in ways that really matter to people. It’s a jobs story. It’s an agriculture story. Connect it to the farm bill; boom!”

Boom, indeed. This new scam plan will last about 3 months or until Al Gore puts together another slide show, whichever comes first. Then it will all go back to the traditional alarmist hype, because that is the literal dogma of the Global Church of Climate Change, of which Mr. Gore is the reigning Pope.

The State of the Union address is tonight – here are eight key things to look for that the media isn’t talking about this morning:

  • Will Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee have her customary seat on the aisle so she can get her face on television? – Is the Pope Catholic (ok, that’s an open question)? Does a wild bear poop in the woods? It is a very safe bet that she is already ensconced in her favorite seat as I post this piece up around 7:00 Central Time this morning. There she will sit all day long, forcing staffers to bring her food and sit in for her when she takes bathroom breaks, in her annual effort to show her constituents how important she is. It is possibly the most pathetic tradition in the DC Swamp.
  • Will Ruth Bader Ginsburg give the nation proof of life? – Don’t count on it. And don’t count on any of the news fakers at CNN, MSNBC or the three “major” broadcast networks to make any mention of her absence.
  • Will San Fran Nan have that gerbil running around in her mouth again this year? – Ok, it was probably just a poorly-fitting bridge, but Nancy Pelosi spent the entirety of Trump’s speech last year looking for all the world like she was chasing some sort of living being around in her mouth with her tongue. She’ll be seated behind the President at the podium this time, so the camera will be on her all night long. Hopefully she’s had a trip to the orthodontist since then, because it was not a pretty spectacle.

  • Will West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin have to get Chuck Schumer’s permission on when to stand and applaud this year? – He did last year, and was famously caught on camera quickly sitting down after Schumer gave him a dirty look.  Pathetic.
  • Will Democrat freshmen stage some sort of a disruption? – Don’t be surprised if freshmen Democrats, led by communist Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Muslim extremists Ilhan Omar and Rhashida Tlaib, stage some sort of disruption during the speech. It would be in keeping with their distinct lack of character.
  • Will any white man from the Virginia Democrat delegation show up in blackface or KKK robes? – After this last week, it’s a perfectly valid question.
  • Will the President call Democrats out for their ongoing advocacy of killing live-born babies? – He certainly should, and he should do it in the most unambiguous language possible.
  • Will the President call the fake news media out for its ongoing protection of the blatant racist, infanticide-supporting Governor of Virginia? – Assuming Ralph Northam has still not resigned by the time President Trump takes the podium tonight, how could he not?

There you have them – eight points of intrigue to keep your sharp eyes out for during this year’s rendition of the most tedious and tiresome bit of Kabuki Theater the DC Swamp rolls out to entertain the masses each year. I still wish the President had decided to go deliver this thing out in Pittsburgh, St. Louis or the Rio Grande Valley last week, but hey, it is what it is, so let’s all make the best of it.

That is all.

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Ralph Northam Says “Hold My Beer!” One More Time

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(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

What would you do if you’re at a press conference, fighting for your political life after a week during which you endorsed outright infanticide and got caught wearing black face, and a reporter asks if you can still do the Michael Jackson Moonwalk? –  Well, if you’re Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, you look around to see if there’s room to do the Moonwalk and are just about to say “Hold my beer!” until your wife – who thankfully was there to stand by her racist, baby-killing man – tells you that these are “inappropriate circumstances” in which to show off your dancing skills.

That is how clueless an individual the Governor of Virginia truly is. Which yet again raises the question, how did Ed Gillespie and the Virginia GOP lose to this walking, talking circus clown? What are they putting in the water in Virginia that leads voters to go to the polls and actively support such a horrible wretch of a human being?

Yes, yes, I know: Texans re-elect Sheila Jackson Lee to the congress every two years like clockwork, but that’s from a tiny district carved out of specific parts of Houston that is filled with people who would vote for Spongebob Squarepants or Grumpy Cat if they happened to be the Democrat nominee. Virginia is a whole state – like in Arizona, whose elected senators become increasingly repugnant in each iteration (think McCain to Flake to Sinema), the voters there do not have the gerrymandering excuse.

Here’s how stupid Virginia’s Governor believes Virginia’s voters are as a class: After admitting several times on Friday evening that he is indeed the guy in black face in the infamous photo that everyone on earth has seen a dozen times now, he spent all day Saturday crawfishing that back. His new story is that, yes, he did dress up in black face in an effort to imitate Michael Jackson the same year that photo was taken, but the guy in black face in that specific photo is not him. (For all you Millennials out there who are confused because you only remember Michael Jackson as one of the whitest men you’ve ever seen in your life, in 1984 he did indeed have dark skin.)

Even better, Northam now claims that Friday was the first time he had ever seen that photo in his entire life, because he did not purchase his college annual. So he was confused on Friday, but after getting a good night’s sleep beside his stand-by-your-racist-baby-killing-man wife, he wants you to believe that he awoke on Saturday to the realization that, “Hey, I did do all that horribly racist stuff in college, but nobody took a picture of me doing it!” and he is claiming he wants to get an “expert” to use “facial recognition software” on that grainy black-and-white photo from 35 years ago to prove it!

Presumably, Gov. Racist Baby Killer also thinks CSI was a documentary.

One thing we know for certain sure is that he thinks voters in Virginia – and Democrats everywhere – are hopelessly stupid individuals and easily misled, just like Hillary Clinton famously said.

And hey, the fact that he got elected to serve as Governor of Virginia pretty much proves he’s 100% correct.

Twitter Meme of the Day: It’s Tough Being a Democrat…

Cause for celebration: The collapse of Fake News organizations continues…

McClatchy Follows BuzzFeed, Vice, and Others in Cutting Staff

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of people.  Maybe they can all go “learn to code” as Barack Obama advised all of those workers who lost manufacturing jobs he said would never come back. (They’ve all come back and more in the last two years.)

Finally, from our “In Case You Missed It” Files…

That is all.

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