Coming Soon: The Fake Indian vs. The Three Elderly Amigos

Today’s Campaign Update (Because the Campaign Never Ends)

The countdown to the announcement of his new contributor agreement with MSNBC has begun. – Preacher Pete Buttigieg, the scripture mis-quoting failed ex-Mayor of a small college town in Indiana, suddenly decided to end his hopeless presidential quest Sunday afternoon, a decision that seems odd given that it came just a little more than a day before the opening of the polls for the Super Tuesday primary contests in 14 states.

The decision seemed even stranger given that it came mere hours after Buttigieg had given this interview with the execrable Chuck Todd on Meet the Press:

Buttigieg: We believe there are places from coast to coast…where our messages are resonating particularly well. We’ll be looking at the math as we continue to push and make the most of the resources that we have. I think what matters the most right now is calling Americans to that vision of what it could be like in this country if we could turn the page on the toxic and divided character of our politics right now.

There is already an American majority that agrees with us, that agrees with our party…you wouldn’t always know it from looking at the outcomes in Washington, but right now the American people are already with us. What’s going to be needed is a message and a messenger to make sure those priorities are going to be met. I find that is true in the reddest of states, and on the coasts as well.

Every single day, we do a lot of math on this campaign, so we’ll be assessing that at every turn.

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Huh. Guess he waited to “do the math” until after he’d spoken to Todd.

In all seriousness, the most likely thing here is that he and his staff met later in the day, and the math showed them all that his campaign was out of money, with zero prospect of winning a damn thing in any state, on Super Tuesday or at any other time down the road. Maybe he also got a call from George Soros or one of his many proxies, telling him that he had served his purpose in this campaign and that the money spigot was about to be turned off for good.

Either event would make it clear that it was time to see if the candidate couldn’t go make a deal with one of the cable news networks to become a paid contributor, like Andrew Yang already did at CNN. Hell, Preacher Pete is so glib, he’d be a good candidate to host a prime-time show on one of the liberal channels. I mean, c’mon, he’d be miles better than crazy Larry O’Donnell or Fredo Cuomo. Don’t be shocked if you see him pop up on one of the Super Tuesday analyst panels tomorrow night. He’s a natural.

Meanwhile, in Selma, Alabama… – Looky what happened to Mini-Mike when he made the stupid decision to go speak in a black church in Selma on Sunday:

I don’t know who is advising this guy, but whoever told the master of “stop and frisk” it would be just a peachy idea to go politicking in a black church in Selma, Alabama needs to be put on the next bus home.

And by the way, whatever happened to the separation of church and state in this country? Churches who allow their Sunday services to be taken over by politicians need to have their tax exempt status revoked. If you want to make your church facility an adjunct for the Mike Bloomberg, Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden campaign, then you need to start paying taxes, especially on the money you got from the candidate for letting him become your preacher for a day.

This is just one more example of how the political left in this country destroys everything it touches.

Hey, at least they weren’t in church. – Also-ran candidate Amy Klobuchar suffered her own bit of indignity on Sunday when this happened:

So, George Soros strikes again, sending Klobuchar a clear message through one of his proxy groups, Black Lives Matters, that it is well and truly time to end her own hopeless quest. Expect her to call it all good tomorrow night.

“I like these guys…they are funny guys…just kill one of them.” – So, that will leave Fauxcahontas standing alone against the trio of 78 year-old pasty-white men. If it were a Western movie, she’d be playing the role of El Guapo against the Three Elderly Amigos. Can’t wait to see the Amigos doing their dance number to “My Little Buttercup.”

Three Amigos- Bar Scene (My Little Buttercup) - YouTube

 

That is all.

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10 thoughts on “Coming Soon: The Fake Indian vs. The Three Elderly Amigos

  1. Jimmy MacAfee - March 2, 2020

    Buttgig quotes Scripture? More like misrepresents it. He’d make a nice match for Don Lee-mon the Disgusting. Look for him to get what’s coming to him for misrepresenting Scripture in a BIG way. He’s like Nebuchadnezzar’s son, misusing the silverware.

    Don’t forget that President Trump spoke to an African American church in Detroit. Mini Mike is only copying what Trump had done and continues to do: talk with everyone. It blew up in MM’s face because he’s actually done harm to African Americans.

    Nasty Amy will be gone soon. No campaign worth its salt would allow itself to be dominated by intruders. Talk about security issues! She should go back home and make sure she has enough salad forks.

    Bernie – cough cough – will be joining Rotten Clinton soon, health-wise. All these old guys? Culling, culling, culling. The herd will be thinned in unusual ways, maybe?

    And Lizzie “Borden” Warren. Um, no. If she were the last candidate alive – which may soon be the case – she’d lose to President Trump. If something were to happen to President Trump, she’d lose to his name.

    1. David Blackmon - March 2, 2020

      I fixed the scripture thing. Thanks for the reminder, Jimmy!

  2. phineas gage - March 2, 2020

    Based on the released transcript of Buttigieg’s mistaken phone call, it seems he may have done some negotiating with the Biden campaign. For what I don’t know–certainly not the VP slot, as that would be the quickest way to reduce the ticket’s black vote to zero.

    I think the other non-Big 3 candidates are all negotiating now, whether it is where their support goes, or options at a brokered convention.

    Also, it is interesting how much of a cultural reference ‘The Three Amigos’ has become, given that it was a bad film.

  3. Gregg - March 2, 2020

    DNCNN and MSDNC are going to have to build bigger sets to accommodate these losers or fire their veteran lefty “journalists” and “anchors”, like Hardon Tingles Mathews, Madcow, Fredo, Lemon et al.

    Maybe stage space and time will become available when the former IC “contributors” (propagandists) finally get jailed.

    Whatever Shemp Smith types they get, the message and ratings will remain the same.

    About Klobuchar’s events being invaded and basically shut down by GS front groups: couldn’t happen to a better person. ALL the Dems courted and tacitly supported these anarchists over many years and now “Their Chickens are Coming Home to Roost” to quote that fine American preacher and “the One’s” reverend Wright.

    What goes around comes around, and history always repeats itself unless you are willing to learn from it, and the left does not know or follow history to their ultimate demise.

    1. Gregg - March 2, 2020

      PMSNBDNCLSD just “retired” Tingles Matthews – they now have room for Preacher Pete Buttercup (Alfred E. Newman) to Anchor his slot (time). 🙂 Maybe he and Madcow can…

  4. Jay Whitcraft - March 2, 2020

    As I predicted, South Carolina is where Mayor Pete’s campaign ended, for the reasons I said before. I am very surprised that he quit before Super Tuesday. Mayor Pete had to be promised something by someone in order to quit 48 hours early. I hope that I live long enough to find out what he was promised and who did the promising! IMHO the DNC promised future backing in exchange for quitting now. Perhaps backing for a future Senate run? Or 2024 presidential race? Jay

    1. Jimmy MacAfee - March 2, 2020

      His supporters were chanting “2024.” Either he expects the Dems to lose, or he expects the Dem nominee to have a Celestial Discharge prior to that election – Gropin’ Joe or Commie Bern-brains.

    2. Carlos Dangler - March 2, 2020

      Maybe the DNC is going to buy him a “summer camp”.

  5. Sam-I-Am - March 2, 2020

    I once drove a friends Jeep Cherokee. That makes me more American Indian than Liawatha.

    1. Jimmy MacAfee - March 2, 2020

      Good one!

      But she really IS a “person of color,” as she’s claimed; pasty pink (with gray undertones) is actually a color (combination,) too. Looks Dutch, Swedish, but she also looks like she smells of sauerkraut. Kinda like gramma after a nap.

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