Democrats: You Could Never Make Them up, Not in a Million Years

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Some observations on the passing scene…

So, he’s just like Mitt Romney, then. – At the trial of big Democrat donor Harvey Weinstein on Friday, one of the monster’s many victims testified that Weinstein has no testicles.

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The Junior Senator from Utah could not be reached for comment.

Do better, Utah voters. Please.

It was just another average day in Iowa for the nation’s Unfrozen Caveman Senator:

Speaking of Quid Pro Joe, two days after President Donald Trump (I will never tire of typing those three glorious words in sequence) held a rally that attracted well over 15,000 in Des Moines, here is a high school gym in Cedar Rapids being set up for a Biden “rally”:

That’s right: There are about 40 chairs set up in circular formation on the floor of the gym. This is the guy who the nation’s corrupt news media and its Democrat masters want you to believe is such a threat that President Trump tried to rig the 2020 election against him with the Ukraine. Folks, Joe Biden is not even a threat to Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar.

Charlie Kirk makes a really strong point here:

Think about the ages of the House Leadership, combined with the ages of the three leading Democrat presidential contenders – Biden, Bernie and Bloomberg – all of whom are 77 or older. The average American worker retires before the age of 65, yet these elderly people still cling to power and seek even more of it as they approach octogenarian status.

Ask yourself why that is? Is it simply that political power is its own narcotic? Or could it have something to do with the fact that each and every one of these people other than Bloomberg somehow managed to accumulate massive amounts of wealth while never earning even a $200,000 annual salary?

The answer here is obvious. For those who play the game, being a certified denizen of the DC Swamp is its own reward.

And by the way, if you don’t believe the three old white guys I mentioned above are indeed the three front-runners for the Democrat nomination because that’s not yet who the polls say they are, take a look at the latest betting odds:

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You can look at polls and cite them to me all you want, but I will tell you that the people putting down real, hard-earned money on who is the most likely winner of this clown-show nominating battle are a far more reliable gauge of how the race is really stacking up this far out from its conclusion. You should expect Bloomberg to continue to rise in this ranking as he plows through his personal fortune trying to buy the nomination, and the clearly infirm Biden to keep dropping.

But…but…but AOC says we’re all gonna be dead by 2030! – The increasingly insufferable loooooooser from Georgia, failed gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams, told the always certain but always wrong prognosticator Nate Silver on Friday that she has a master plan for her life in which she will be elected president of the United States by the year 2040.

Given that the Democrat Party’s talking points on Climate Change variously claim that we will all be dead in 5 years or 10 years or 12 years or 6 years, depending on the day of the week and the phase of the moon, it seems like the Portly Petunia might be in need of speeding up her life’s timetable just a bit.

Democrats: If they didn’t already exist, no one could ever make them up, not in a million years. And honestly, who in their right mind would want to?

That is all.

 

Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever. Whatfinger.com is my go-to source for keeping up with all the latest events in real time.

12 thoughts on “Democrats: You Could Never Make Them up, Not in a Million Years

  1. Jimmy MacAfee - February 2, 2020

    Love the opening comment! Mittens looks like a walking ED commercial, like the ones with the twin bathtubs.

    Mini-Mike the Chinaphile says the Chinese aren’t under a dictatorship; SquidProGropinJoe says China “isn’t even a competitor (guess he missed the news about Chinese spies stealing military tech?) and Bolshevik Bernie is old-school Soviet. So much for China Mike and SquidPro being “moderate.”

    Never hear Mittens criticize these; like most RINO squishes, he’d rather be a saboteur, thinking that somehow his sabotage won’t be noticed, and that we’ll all rush into his weak little arms. He should be on the betting list, too, as a dark horse (gelded) pony. He has the same chance of becoming President as Jezebel Clinton. Maybe they’ll run together!

  2. Jimmy MacAfee - February 2, 2020

    As for the ridiculous Abrams, I’ll make some comparisons: soon after Michael Phelps won 8 gold medals, some NFL player/commentator claimed that you could give him a year, and he’d win 8 gold medals in swimming, too! Guy couldn’t even swim! Or when J-Low displayed irritation about “that swimmer” getting so much attention, because she did a triathlon not long after having a baby. ( I know several of triathletes who have competed almost to the day of delivery, and not long after, too.)

    Abrams has never been the most brilliant ever to run for office, and may be like Congressman “Guam Tipping Over” Hank Johnson and his intellectual insignificance, but she wouldn’t know that, because she doesn’t know WHAT she doesn’t know, nor does she even know THAT she doesn’t know – and she doesn’t appear to care.

    Stupidity often begins with arrogance.

  3. phineas gage - February 2, 2020

    The Des Moines Register would not need release its final poll on the eve of the Iowa cauci, claming that one survey had left out Buttigieg’s name and it wouldn’t be fair.

    You can be sure this means that Slow Joe is plummeting and Crazy Bernie has opened up a big lead.

    1. David Blackmon - February 2, 2020

      Yes, the Des Moines Register poll did not kill itself. You can be sure the DNC spiked it. I’m betting it was spiked because the results were too out of kilter with the DNC’s planned “outcome” for the caucus.

      1. phineas gage - February 2, 2020

        Now a Charleston Post & Courier poll shows that Biden has only a 5-point lead over Bernie in South Carolina. The poll has a margin of error of +/- 4%. At Breitbart.

        Firewall breached. Complete collapse.

        1. David Blackmon - February 2, 2020

          Yep. He will be gone completely after Super Tuesday, barring some unforeseen event. The more he is exposed to the public, the more the public sees he is senile.

  4. Gregg - February 2, 2020

    Happy Ground Hog Day!

    Especially for the all the Democrats, the Leftists, and the MSM, it is “deja vu all over again” as in the Bill Murray movie “Ground Hog Day”.

    They keep saying and doing the same thing over and over again for the last three years and somehow expect different results. They are also repeating Einstein’s definition of Insanity, which, of course they are.

    Unlike the Left, Bill Murray’s character: Phil Connors, eventually grew up and had an epiphany. He found himself trapped in the tiny town of Punxsutawney, PA, but eventually evolved to the point where he saw the real world around him and decided to grow out of his shell of vanity and self righteous attitude of it’s all about me! me! me!

    The correlation between the leftist elites in this country and the world, and the movie is astounding.

    The question is: Will the left find its epiphany, its come to Jesus moment, or will they keep doing the same thing the same way, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year? Their broken record is getting old…

    I’m betting they never see the light until they hit rock bottom like an addict; keep on with their downward spiral and empty lives. I am fine with that as such a fate could not befall a more deserving and rotten group of corrupt perpetually malcontented parasites and absolute self centered idiots.

    I can’t wait to hear President Trump’s SOTU speech and how he will address the bogus and failed impeachment and trial, and watch Nancy Klink’s fake teeth fighting with her fake face for two hours right behind DJT.

  5. lucygal325 - February 2, 2020

    If all that you write wasn’t true I would laugh at it as a bad joke. But No it is true and I feel like crying for my country.

  6. ELF - February 2, 2020

    Demoncrats are just a nightmare that we wake up to everyday .

    1. Gregg - February 2, 2020

      Yeah, but they are now being defeated day after day. Their agenda used to progress slowly under the radar under the 12 years of the Bushes, then speeded up under B. J. Clinton and the “One”. Now it is actually being stopped and in many cases being reversed.

  7. brian - February 2, 2020

    Question… If Bernie is an ‘independent’ and not a democrat, how is it the DNC allows him to be supported, televised, promoted etc etc by those in the democrat camps?? Shouldn’t he be campaigning on his own banner?? When the democrats have a ‘townhall’ he’s up there with all the democrats… why??

    1. Cameron Howe - February 3, 2020

      Fear of a viable 3rd party I suspect; losing control/power.

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