Business Insider: Trump Has a Bigger Set Than Everyone Else

Today’s Campaign Update, Part II
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

If these people didn’t exist, you couldn’t make them up in a million years. – I kid you not, the hacks at Business Insider are now attacking President Donald Trump for his choice of … wait for it … SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.

I swear I do not make this stuff up – who could?

Some genius who writes for BI named James Pasley posted a photo-essay detailing the fact that President Trump has pair of rather large, um, salt and pepper shakers. As with most other things, including key parts of his anatomy, the Presidents shakers are substantially larger and more robust and possibly even made of brass than those of his dining partners.

Pasley finds this interesting, so much so that he actually – again, I kid you not – went back through BI’s photo records to compare the size of Trump’s shakers to that of his three immediate predecessors in office. It should surprise no one that Trump’s shakers are vastly bigger than those wielded by America’s Worst Mistake, Barack Hussein Obama. Nor should it come as any big shock that Trump’s are bigger than Bush’s or Clinton’s, although rumor at the time had it that Clinton’s shakers were pretty damn big.

Pasley’s thesis, as far as it exists, appears to be that Trump’s huge set of shakers “… could be another one of his power moves, alongside his fierce handshakes and bulky suits.”

Oh, okay. And so what?

This is an actual, real paragraph in Pasley’s piece:

Insider combed the photo archives and found that Trump more often than not gets much larger salt and pepper shakers than other foreign leaders or American politicians when dining at the White House. And we couldn’t find instances of Trump’s most recent predecessors using larger shakers than those of their guests.

You’d like to think Pasley compiled his photo-essay as something of a lark, with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek. But in a corrupt media world in which sanctimonious hacks like Brian Stelter and Fredo Cuomo and Lawrence O’Donnell go after this President for having more scoops of ice cream than his dining partners, it’s really hard to give him the benefit of the doubt.

More likely, it’s just buffoonery on a Joe Biden scale.

That is all.

Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever. Whatfinger.com is my go-to source for keeping up with all the latest events in real time.

7 thoughts on “Business Insider: Trump Has a Bigger Set Than Everyone Else

  1. phineas gage - December 7, 2019

    Looking at the other recent output of Pasley, who appears to be a Kiwi fluff-boy, I’ve no doubt the article was seriously directed toward its intended liberal audience. It’s ‘two scoops’ redux.

    These people are mentally ill, obsessing over phallic symbolic minutiae because they have been so thoroughly defeated in every other venue.

    1. Jimmy MacAfee - December 7, 2019

      Yeah, they’re feeling that special kind of terror, where the twins pull up and hide. (Hillary has Bill’s in a jar.)

  2. alonzo1956 - December 7, 2019

    A brass monkey is/was a device carried on sailing warships long ago. It was used to store cannonballs. The expansion/contraction rates of iron and brass are substantially different, to the point that in very cold weather, the brass would shrink so much that the cannonballs would fall off. Have you ever heard the term that it is cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey?

  3. michael Vaughan - December 7, 2019

    Ive never seen such a large set of shakers…OMG

  4. Jimmy MacAfee - December 7, 2019

    Biden is so confused, he couldn’t find his salt and pepper shakers with both hands in the dark!

  5. Gregg - December 7, 2019

    Trump should get two bowling pins, have them hollowed out and made into salt (Super) and pepper (Patriot) shakers; that would really pi$$ of the MSM.

    These “reporters” are truly petty and mentally bankrupt. I hope DJT succeeds in pushing them over the edge/cliff like the Roadrunner does to Wile-E-Coyote in every episode. Hopefully he can cause a few burst blood vessels in the old deep state guard as in Soros and his minions, Hussein Hope & Change and his fellow travelers, Plugs “I know how to get things done” without getting anything done Biden, the Commie, Hillary Russian Clinton, Nancy Putin, Big Bucks Soda Jerk Doomberg, Evil Moneyman Steyer, Pocahontas, Chuckie Dual Citizenship who works against the best interests of both his countries, and all the fossilized old guard Never-Trumpers and the corrupt corporate media (social and traditional) owners.

    That would go a long way to MAGA/KAG.

  6. Jimmy MacAfee - December 7, 2019

    President Donald J. Trump: Master-troller: when they focus on his shakers, their perversions crash out the door of their closet like a pyroclastic flow.

    Example: when Adam Schitt was being punked by two Russian comedians with a promise of pictures of Trump naked, Schitt expressed deep and serious interest. “Why,” we might ask? The question behind that question: did Schitt just want naked pictures of Trump for his personal p0rn collection? Is Adam a little Auto? Does he have a humiliation fetish? Does he have a secret crush on Bad Orange Man?

    These people are sick.

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