With Request to Testify via Letter, Fake Whistleblower Achieves Peak Absurdity

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Hey, remember when Bug-eyed Adam Schiff told us that this brave, heroic, fake whistleblower was going to testify live and in person before his committee, like two weeks ago now?  –  Yeah, that didn’t happen, did it? And it didn’t happen last week, either, and it is not going to end up happening this week, as the fake whistleblower – who is really just another Democrat leaker of classified information – sees his story falling apart.

Oh, and it probably isn’t going to happen in the future, either, at least not in the House of non-Representatives, where this particular bit of DC-Swamp Kabuki Theater is being choreographed for the masses. I kid you not, word came down late on Thursday that the leaker’s lawyers have now asked Bug-eyes and San Fran Nan if their client can testify via…wait for it…oh, you gotta wait for this one…via LETTER!

Yes, the Democrats and their fake news media toadies now propose to impeach a sitting President of the United States of America by letter. I swear I do not make this stuff up. Who could? Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend the fake whistleblower your eyes because you ain’t gonna need none of them damn ears with this particular clown.

Of course, the lawyers are now so keenly aware that their client leaker’s story has fallen so badly apart that they are using the classic Saul Alinsky tactic of claiming he is now receiving “death threats.” Note how this tiresome tactic has been used by every fake journalist and hack politician who has gotten on the bad side of Donald Trump for four and half years now, and each and every one of those people still somehow remains among the living.

It’s, like, totally different from getting on the bad side of the Clintons.

If these “threats” really do exist – they don’t – they are awfully damned idle ones. Think about these “death threats” in the context of this leaker: Nobody knows who he actually is. So, how are these nefarious people threatening him? It’s like threatening the Unknown Comic or Jack the Ripper, or that guy who really killed O.J.’s wife.

Indeed, in their very next pathologically-lying breath, the leaker’s lawyers say this:

The request reflects concerns about whether the whistleblower could testify to Democrats and Republicans without revealing his identity,…

Ok, well, that’s almost a valid concern, given that the very leaky Bug-eyes is the Chairman of the House Intelligence Clown Circus, which is leading this mind-numbingly-stupid farce. But then you realize that Schiff is supposedly on this guy’s side, so what’s the concern, really?

The obvious concern, really, is that this guy is getting cold feet about having to verbally testify under oath in a setting where he would have to field questions from Republicans – you know, the members of the committee who did not help him construct his false fairy tale in the first place. They might ask him tough questions during a live hearing, such as, why are you sitting there, bald-faced lying under oath before our clown circus committee, Mr. Leaker? You know, questions about the stark reality of this matter, in a setting that would require him to form actual words and maybe even complete sentences without the help of Schiff or his Lawfare lawyers.

This entire tiresome exercise veered off into the theater of the absurd on the day the despicable Pelosi announced her impeachment “inquiry”, which itself is not even a real thing. But, with this proposal to try to get the American people to buy into a process in which the House of non-Representatives would seek to impeach a President based on “testimony” from a witness who will not even identify himself to the public, the Democrat/media Propaganda Ministry has truly reached Peak Absurdity.

So, how do you impeach a President without a real witness? No worries there – the Democrats will just double-down on something even more tiresome and absurd. Because that is who they are, and this is what they do.

Continue voting for them at your own risk.

That is all.

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11 thoughts on “With Request to Testify via Letter, Fake Whistleblower Achieves Peak Absurdity

  1. Jimmy MacAfee - October 11, 2019

    Schiff needs to be removed; Pelosi too.
    So does Wimpsy Graham, hypocrite:

    And Trump Towers Istanbul needs to be closed.

  2. jtthedestroyer - October 11, 2019

    The Confrontation Clause of the Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution provides that “in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right…to be confronted with the witnesses against him.”

    Constitutional impeachment is for high crimes and misdemeanors. If Dims claim no crime was committed then impeachment does not apply.

    Constitutional impeachment also requires a vote in the House of Representatives before inquiry begins.

  3. Paul Irish - October 11, 2019

    dumbocRats are the problem, vote these idiots out

    1. phineas gage - October 11, 2019

      I don’t believe there are any set rules in the Constitution for the specifics of the impeachment inquiry process. It traditionally has proceeded from a full vote of the House, but the Dems can probably do it this way. However, it sets a terrible precedent and I expect they will pay a steep political price.

  4. Jonesy - October 11, 2019

    Dems and the deep state are attacking from every angle – did everyone see last night a couple of Giuliani’s associates were arrested for campaign finance violations? Both of them are tied up in the Ukraine orbit. Rudy is probably on the radar, they are going to go after him hard because he is getting too close to the sordid details on the Biden affairs in Ukraine. What is is with that place? Its like the unofficial guild of the world political swamp.

  5. Mario - October 11, 2019

    How can ANY God Loving American stand up and say proudly that ” I am a Democrat ” . The Democratic Party of yesteryear is gone and the only thing that is left are a bunch of insane pieces of human debris hell bent on destroying America. Pelosi, Schummer,Schiff ,Nadler has not done one thing to help the American People.

    1. Brutus - October 15, 2019

      Don’t forget the late, great Paul Ryan who single handedly threw the House election to the Communists.
      He must be laughing his ass off right now.

  6. ChuckC - October 11, 2019

    And on it goes. And on. And on. When do the Republicans in the House say enough is enough and expose the fraud? Rhetorical question there since they, the House Republicans, are part of the problem.

    2020 is time to clean house. Primary out the dead wood and find people who will fight the way Trump does.

    2020 may be our last chance to use the ballot box.

  7. Bolshevik Revolution 2.0 2020 - October 11, 2019

    The identities of CIA operatives cannot be revealed so it is no shock about comrade whistleblower.
    Remember when Chuck the Suck Schumer said over an open mic that the “intelligence” (LOL!) community has six ways to Sunday to get back at someone named Donald J. Trump.

  8. phineas gage - October 11, 2019

    I think some Dems will begin to peel away from this farce. The internal polling numbers can’t be good.

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