Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
There had to be some drug he did not do. Now we know. –Irish Bob O’Rourke swears he’s never used LSD. And a worried nation breathes a sigh of relief. The biggest problem with this denial seems to be that it robs him of any excuse whatsoever for dressing like a goat, complete with mask, while playing in his punk band. Plus, it could have helped to explain some of those hand and arm gyrations. Oh, well.
The Irishman from El Paso also swore that there is “nothing” in his past that has not already been revealed, which every sentient being who ever lived through their teenage and college years knows is a bald-faced lie, since we all have things in our past young lives that we take carefully to our graves. He also told the Washington Post that, during his “I gotta go find myself” journey through five states in early January, he ate dirt with “regenerative powers” in a small town in New Mexico, and found it so darn appetizing that he bought more to take home and feed to his family. Sounds like a CPS matter to me.
Finally, the intrepid over-cusser swears he is going to do his best to quit using the F-word so effin’ much, which would effin’ awesome if he can effin’ do it. I effin’ swear I don’t make this effin’ stuff up.
It’s not me, AOC, it’s you. – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is worried about her flagging polling numbers, which in one poll shows her having just 37% approval in her own congressional district. But being the self-absorbed, childish nitwit that she is, she is convinced that it just cannot be her fault.
Thus, she took to Twitter yesterday (because of course she did) and placed all of the blame on the single most passe’ and predictable target possible, old, white men. Yes, friends, the favorite bogeyman of the radical left outside of fracking and global warming, er, cooling, er, “climate change” is now also to blame for the ongoing perils of AOC:
The reason people know more is bc Fox News has turned into “AOC TMZ” (no offense to TMZ), so awareness is growing w/ GOPers.@JaneMayerNYer has reported deeply on this propaganda machine + it will be aimed at any Dem they want. Nothing changes that.
We can’t be scared by that.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) March 16, 2019
Now, as an older white guy, I would just love to think that I am partially responsible for this young, attractive, rooftop-dancing, talking-points parroting, aspiring circus clown’s problems, but that just isn’t the case. AOC’s many wounds are pretty much all of the self-inflicted variety, the inevitable outcome for a raging ignoramus who doesn’t know how or when to keep her mouth – or Twitter feed – shut or what in the world she’s saying anytime she is forced to stray from her carefully-prepared scripts.
But you keep on going, AOC – you’re the best entertainment in America outside of college football, and that only last 5 months a year.
I hate to speak ill of the dead, but hey, it’s John McCain. – President Donald Trump had this, in part, to say yesterday when discussing late Senator John McCain’s betrayal of America in his vindictive, decisive 2017 vote against repealing and replacing Obamacare:
President Trump: “I was never a fan of John McCain and I never will be.” pic.twitter.com/5kunhwo63H
— CSPAN (@cspan) March 19, 2019
All the talking heads at CNN and MSNBC exploded after hearing that, because of course they did. But as a reminder, Senator McCain made his firm promise to lead the charge in favor of repealing and replacing Obamacare the centerpiece of his 2016 campaign for re-election. Arizona’s voters sent him back to Washington for what would presumably be another 6-year term based on the belief he would keep his word.
But John McCain had a life-long problem with keeping his word to other Americans, and when push came to shove, he once again reneged on the firm promise he had made. That’s the truth about John McCain – it was his real nature as a human being. President Trump is 100% right about him.
That is all.
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