Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
The Pantsuit Princess makes it official. Sort of. Ok, not really. – The Grasping Grifter is back in the news this morning with the word that she has officially made it officially official that she’s officially not officially running for the Democrat nomination in 2020, and that’s official.
Wait, no it’s not – it’s not official at all. Here is what she actually told a local reporter with Channel 12 in Westchester, New York: “I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe.”
So what does that tell us? Nothing. Not one damn thing. That she’s “not running” right now is manifestly true: She has made no formal announcement, has not officially formed a campaign committee, and thus is certainly “not running” today.
By the same standards, Joe Biden is “not running” today, but we all know he’s most likely going to run. Irish Bob O’Rourke is also “not running” right now, but he made it crystal clear last Friday that he will be soon. Andrew Cuomo is “not running” today, but he probably will be running in a week or two. And on, and on and on it goes.
You have to understand how the Clinton mind works. Basically, the Fainting Felon said nothing new at all in her interview that is being ballyhooed all over the 24-hour cable fake news networks this morning. She just did what a Clinton always does, and prevaricated, and the reporter fell for it.
The Hacking Hag’s non-denial denial came a day after she had pulled out her trusty, cringe-worthy, fake southern accent in a speech down in ol’ Alabama on Sunday. Here it is, in case you missed it:
Hillary Clinton's fake southern accent is the most cringe-worthy relic in all of politics.
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) March 4, 2019
The last time she pulled that little trick out of her hat, she was running for president. Just sayin’.
By the way, in her Westchester interview, she had this to say:
“I’m not going anywhere. What’s at stake in our country, the kind of things that are happening right now are deeply troubling to me. And I’m also thinking hard about how do we start talking and listening to each other again? We’ve just gotten so polarized.”
She said that one day after she told that Alabama audience that Stacey Abrams should be governor of Georgia right now because GOP winner Brian Kemp won through massive voter fraud. She said this lacking the slightest shred of evidence to back her up.
She has also spent the last 28 months refusing to accept the results of the 2016 presidential election, in which she was trounced by Donald Trump.
Gosh, so hard to imagine why our nation has “gotten so polarized.” So unexpected.
The Pantsuit Princes has tons of competition, but she remains the very worst person living in America today.
Aw, man, what a loss. Um, who is he again? – Here’s a guy who knows how to make it really official: Senator Jeff Merkley is not running for president, and he put out a video on social media making the announcement in no uncertain terms. I know you’re all devastated.
Ok, who’s Jeff Merkley, you ask? Well, I had to look him up myself. Turns out he’s a very undistinguished Democrat from Oregon. Which by default means he’s just another socialist nitwit, and the Democrat field is already filled with them. So good riddance.
Worst person in America? Ilhan Omar says “hold my beer!” – One of the darkhorses in the race among Democrats to succeed the Coughing Crook as the worst person in America is, of course, the raging anti-Semite Dem Rep. from Minnesota, Ilhan Omar.
Omar tosses out anti-Semitic tropes with roughly the same frequency that Joe Biden creepily fondles other peoples’ wives and daughters. Omar’s latest run-in with polite society, Washington D.C.-style, was to accuse another Democrat congresswoman – who also happens to be Jewish – of having “dual loyalties” to two different countries.
One can only wonder if Ms. Omar understands that the Democrat Minority Leader in the Senate, Chuck Schumer, happens to maintain dual citizenship in both the U.S. and Israel. Someone should at least inform her of the basics here.
Anyway, her fellow Democrats are going to pretend to “rebuke” her today with a – gasp! – congressional resolution condemning Antisemitism. This will mark the second time the House has taken such an action ostensibly directed at the congresswoman from Minnesota.
The first problem is this: The resolution makes no mention whatsoever of Ilhan Omar. Imagine that.
The second problem is that Nancy Pelosi continues to allow this clear anti-Semite to sit on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, a plum committee assignment of which she is clearly undeserving.
So, this is all just more Kabuki theater from the cynical Democrats, a meaningless non-punishment by a bunch of craven politicians who are simply afraid that Omar’s big mouth might cause them to start losing Jewish voters in 2020.
This is your Democrat Party in action. Aren’t you Democrats proud?
That is all.
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