Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Replacing one flake with another. – Those of you who were despairing over the retirement of Jeff Flake from the U.S. Senate (yes, all three of you) had reason to cheer on Tuesday, because a white RINO knight rode in to fill the void.
His name is Mitt. He hails from Utah. He is a RINO like no other RINO – the only living RINO who ran such a feckless presidential campaign that he ensured a second term in office for America’s Worst Mistake, Barack Hussein Obama.
Combining all the most detestable traits of the RINO community – disloyalty, venality, massive hubris and an unending willingness to consort with the enemy for self-aggrandizement – Mitt authored a hit piece aimed at President Donald Trump in one of the nation’s foremost anti-Trump fake news organs, the Washington Post. In it, the two-time loooooooooser in presidential politics said that Mr. Trump “has not risen to the mantle of the office.” Hashtag, irony.
Romney went on to signal that he will be every bit as disloyal to the GOP cause as was his philosophical doppelganger, Flake: “I will support policies that I believe are in the best interest of the country and my state, and oppose those that are not.” In RINO-speak, this means that he will be just another shill for the open borders policies favored by the Wall Street Journal and Chamber of Commerce, and a supporter of U.S. involvement in unending civil wars in a variety of nations across the Middle East and Africa. Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg will be thrilled.
Mind you, Romney was thrilled to have Donald Trump’s endorsement during his failed presidential run in 2012, and was just fine with having a widely-publicized private dinner with then-President Elect Trump in his quest to gain the appointment as Secretary of State. Classically typical of any RINO, Romney’s “principles” are extremely malleable.
So, no surprises here – same old Mitt Romney. If you liked Mitt in 2012, you will absolutely love him in 2019, as he becomes a safe 48th vote in the Senate on key issues for the Democrat Party. As one writer headlined, “Mitt Romney Just Joined the Resistance.” He’s Hillary Clinton in a Brooks Brothers suit.
Refusing to take the bait… – This morning, President Donald Trump (I never tire of typing those three glorious words) had a policy-focused response to Romney’s taunt:
Here we go with Mitt Romney, but so fast! Question will be, is he a Flake? I hope not. Would much prefer that Mitt focus on Border Security and so many other things where he can be helpful. I won big, and he didn’t. He should be happy for all Republicans. Be a TEAM player & WIN!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2019
Fauxcahontas has a clear [war]path to the Democrat nomination. – The fake Indian senator from Massachusetts chose New Year’s Day to formally announce her run for the presidency, informing her mostly wealthy, white-bread supporters that she has formed an exploratory committee in that regard. She will now begin the process of raising big wampum for her campaign, including travels to early primary states like Iowa and New Hampshire where she will smoke the peace pipe around many campfires with her party’s local chiefs and high muckety-mucks.
Her campaign got off to a very Michael-Dukakis-riding-in-a-tank start with the release of the video below, which includes a tense hug with her husband, a struggle to pop the top on a bottle of beer, and some cooking, all very odd signals for a supposed leftwing feminist to be sending:
Can you handle the CRINGE???
Here's Fake Native American Elizabeth Warren pretending to be 'one of us' by robotically drinking a beer.
My Question for you is: Who's more Robotic .. Hillary Clinton or Warren?
Also, where's the POW WOW CHOW in this video ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Warren2020 pic.twitter.com/PzYFDnUDUp
— Stephanie Hamill (@STEPHMHAMILL) January 1, 2019
If you look closely, you might also notice what appears for all the world to be a figurine of “Sambo” atop the cabinet directly behind the civil rights crusader’s head. You seriously cannot make this stuff up.
Well, that’s one way to put it…
Progressive Columnist Says ‘Beto’ O’Rourke’s Chances Against Trump Are ‘Overstated’ https://t.co/I1KjtLnUzM
— Mike 'Thomas Paine' Moore (@Thomas1774Paine) December 31, 2018
Man, I thought she was dead…
CNN guest Jane Curtin: "My New Year's resolution is to make sure that the Republican Party dies." pic.twitter.com/fHmcpwaFgi
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) January 1, 2019
No matter how absurdly Mitt Romney behaves, he can never out-do this guy…
Mr. Climate Change – The single biggest polluter in the world, Michael Bloomberg, a totally ridiculous figure – a guy with 11 houses, 3 planes, 2 helicopters, 6 boats and 42 cars and he’s lecturing you about too much carbon emissions. #DoAsISayNotAsIDo #limousineliberal
— MARK SIMONE (@MarkSimoneNY) January 1, 2019
This is how CNN entertained its viewers on New Year’s Eve…
Men in 2019… pic.twitter.com/Py0WO31FKK
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 1, 2019
What a way to start the year, huh?
That is all.