Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Dear Arizona Voters: WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???? – Don’t blame the Republican Party for what happened in the Senate Judiciary Committee on Friday – blame the voters of Arizona. They’re the ones responsible for giving you Jeff Flake. And not just Flake: They’re also the ones responsible for saddling the country with John McCain in congress for almost 40 years.
Think about it: For six years, the entire Arizona delegation to the U.S. Senate consisted of John McCain and Jeff Flake, i.e., RINO and RINO(a). This is who the voters of Arizona WANTED to be the faces of their state in the nation’s capital. Republicans in Texas didn’t do that, nor did the Republicans in any of the other 48 states in the Union. That’s all on the voters of Arizona. Personally, I blame all the mescaline.
There was lots of speculation going on on social media about what kind of “pay off” Flake got for agreeing with the Democrats to put the entire nation through another week of living hell, but that is misplaced. Sure, he no doubt already has a big contributor agreement in the works with CNN or MSNBC once he leaves office at the end of this year (because not even the vacuous voters of Arizona were going to be idiotic enough to send him back for another term), but this was not about that.
No, this was about Flake just generally being a spineless and frankly stupid individual. As Lindsey Graham told reporters after the hearing broke up yesterday, “this is just Jeff being Jeff.” In other words, Flake is so utterly clueless that he actually believes that this FBI week-long investigation into a high school party that supposedly took place in 1982 is going to placate the demented and depraved Democrats in congress and get them to all join hands in a circle and sing Kumbaya a week from now. Because, you know, nothing has unified our nation in recent years like another FBI investigation, right?
My goodness. This is just not a bright man at all. But he is a very venal man, and this made him the easiest mark among senate Republicans for the Democrats to browbeat into submitting to become a willing supporter of their evil plan to mount even more vicious assaults on Brett Kavanagh’s character, family and life.
And assault they will. It is a virtual certainty that the Democrats and their proxies like the Creepy Porn Lawyer will bring more women out of the woodwork to make even more absurd unprovable and unsubstantiated accusations against Judge Kavanaugh, probably by the end of this weekend. The slimy Democrat Senator Chris Coons gave the game away when he told reporters after Flake flaked out that he has no control over whether more accusers come forward. This is not-very-subtle Democrat code for “we have more accusers waiting in the wings, and boy are they some doozies.”
These new accusers will be used by the same Democrats who guaranteed Flake that they only want one more week for the FBI to “clear things up” to then say, well golly, we need to hold more hearings and conduct more investigations because these new women our Soros-funded proxy groups are paying are just so darn credible.
By the way, there is new information in the public domain that Christine Ford sponsors the CIA intern program at her university. Do you think the FBI will spend even a second exploring exactly what that means? But I digress.
While all this week’s further Democrat mendacity is going on, the same FBI that was unable in a year to unearth a shred of useful information about the massacre of more than 50 Americans in Las Vegas is supposed to dig up proof of some teenage sexual assault that supposedly took place at an unidentified house on an unidentified date with a constantly changing number of attendees in a small town in Maryland 36 years ago.
So the nation gets one more Hell Week. When you are looking around to assess blame, just remember that this Hell Week is not brought to you by the GOP, but by the voters of Arizona and the singularly venal, spineless and fatally stupid man they sent to represent them in the United States Senate.
That is all.
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