Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Yeah, that? It’s not a good idea. But please go ahead and do it anyway. – The genius program managers at ABC, panicked over the loss of their highest-rated spring program thanks to Roseanne Barr’s Twitter meltdown earlier this week, have now come up with the not-so-brilliant idea of doing a spinoff of “Roseanne” focused on the daughter, Darlene, played by the career mediocrity Sarah Gilbert. Yeah, that’s not going to work, but I sure do hope they try. It’s always fun watching these network sleazeballs fail.
Mr. Trudeau also requests that you all refrain from farting for the next 10 days. – And hey, the liberals up in Canada aren’t any better. In preparations for hosting the upcoming G7 conference in Ottowa, boy king Justin Trudeau’s government has instructed the region’s farmers to avoid spreading manure-based fertilizers on their fields while the leaders from Italy, France, Germany, Great Britain, Japan and the U.S. are in town. Wouldn’t want the international guests to experience any nasty odors, you know.
No word yet on whether the boy king has also placed travel bans into the country on Michael Moore, Samantha Bee and Kathy Griffin, but it seems likely.
Tired of all this Winning yet? Part I – The news on the economy continues to be fantastic, with another tremendous jobs report for April, unemployment equaling the all-time low recorded since the statistic began to be measured in 1969, the labor participation rate at its highest in a decade, and black and Hispanic unemployment rates also at all-time lows.
The Atlanta branch of the Federal Reserve’s GDPNow forecast model now estimates second quarter GDP growth will come in at a whopping 4.8 percent, well above the 3% Trump target which was labeled impossible to achieve by America’s Biggest Mistake, Barack Obama. Remember all the Obamatons’ talk about the “new normal” of 0-2% economic growth forever? Funny, we don’t hear anyone saying that anymore.
The economy also added more than 20,000 manufacturing jobs during the single month of April. Those are the jobs you may remember that Obama, speaking at an event at a Caterpillar location, told us were those old jobs that were “never coming back.” Remember that? The folks at booming Caterpillar certainly do. When Donald Trump talked about bringing those jobs back on the campaign trail in 2015-16, Obama scoffed and said “you can’t just wave some magic wand” to make such jobs reappear.
Hey Barack, Yes We Can.
Tired of all this Winning yet? Part II – Meanwhile, the increasingly sweating Democrats are so utterly bereft of any real idea on how to deal with all of this wonderful news for America (which is always horrible news for Democrats) that they sent the stammering, doddering San Fran Nan out in front of the TV cameras to say…wait for it….oh, this is a good one….“May’s jobs report shows that strong employment numbers mean little to the families hit with soaring new costs under the Republicans’ watch.”
No kidding, she really said that. I swear I don’t make this stuff up.
So, the Democrat Party’s official response to all this fantastic jobs creation and economic growth is that it’s all bad because Republicans created it and Republicans are bad so it’s all bad. Or something. Did you follow that? Yeah, nobody else did either.
Democrats. If they didn’t exist, no one in their right mind would ever dream of making them up.
I hate to say I told you so, but hey, I told you so. – After receiving a gigantic letter (see below) from the Crazy Little Fat Guy in North Korea on Friday, President Trump announced to the leering fake news media that the summit meeting between the two men scheduled for June 12 in Singapore is going to happen after all. This ‘news’ came as a shock to all the fake reporters and editors in our fake news media, because none of them have taken the time to try to understand how the President conducts strategic negotiations.
Those of you who read the daily Campaign Updates knew all of this a week ago. No need to thank me. This isn’t exactly rocket science here.
This wonderful news for America is also horrible news for Democrats (do you sense a recurring theme here?). If the President is able to successfully negotiate a framework for the verifiable and permanent de-nuclearization of the Korean Peninsula with the Crazy Little Fat Guy, the Democrats may never recover. Even an agreement in principle to begin a process would put a huge nail in the coffin of the already-pretty-much-dead “Blue Wave” that the Democrat agents in the fake news media were raving about as recently as March.
Because, repeat with me, Great News For America is Always Horrible News For Democrats. There are no exceptions to this immutable rule.
Just another day in Donald Trump is killing the Democrat Party America.
That is all.
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