Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
- And That’s The Way It Is…: Shortly after last night’s bombing of the Ariana Grande venue in Manchester, England, CBS reporter David Leavitt, who is such a “professional” fake journalist that he has often bragged about how he is a proud part of the “resistance” against President Donald Trump, sent out the following Tweet: “Multiple Confirmed Fatalities at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too.” If you watch CBS to get your news, you are getting your news from a bunch of ghouls.
- Oh, Noes! Who cut off Maxine’s Mike????: California’s African American Caucus is looking for answers right now about why the power to the mike was cut off right in the middle of an anti-Trump diatribe being delivered to their group by the supreme nitwit of today’s U.S. congress (which is saying an awful lot), Maxine Waters. But no worries – Maxine could never be shut up just because the mike went out, as she told the crowd that “they try to shut me up all the time.” No word on who “they” is, and why “they” are so damned ineffective at their job.
- Of course, once you’ve sold your soul to the Clintons, “crazy” becomes a relative term.: Well known spirit cooker and former campaign manager for The Most Corrupt Woman in America, John Podesta, gave an interview to a fake journalist at Politico in which he called President Donald Trump “absolutely crazy.” He then went home to sacrifice his weekly goat.
- Wait. Someone needed Elton John to tell them this?: In an interview with Variety, pop legend Sir Elton John told a fake journalist that the MTV era “produced many untalented musicians.” In other news, water is wet.
- Now that a special counsel is investigating, it’s the only reasonable action to take.: Fake journalist heads all over the fake news media exploded on Monday when Mike Flynn’s lawyer notified the Senate Intelligence Committee that Gen. Flynn will not testify before that committee, exercising his fifth amendment rights. It’s fair to remember that, when IRS scumbag Lois Lerner exercised her fifth amendment rights in live testimony, the very same fake journalists who condemn Gen. Flynn basically ignored the Lerner story. Radio silence. If fake journalists working for all these fake news outlets want us to stop referring to them as fake, the rank double standard by which they conduct themselves must end. No one should hold their breath waiting for that to happen.
- Speaking of Mike Flynn…: Everyone does realize that Gen. Flynn is a registered Democrat, right? Just thought that was worth repeating at this moment in time.
- Meanwhile, in the realm of winning…: President Donald Trump flew in Air Force One from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia to Tel Aviv, Israel, marking the first time any plane has flown that route. A truly historic moment in global history, which about 98% of the fake news media in America studiously ignored. Pathetic.
Just another day in ghoulish fake news America.
That is all.