Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.15.2017

  • Happy Tax Day!  Oh, wait, that’s Monday.  No, wait, Monday’s a holiday for people in Washington DC for some reason (I don’t care what it is, so don’t tell me), so Tax Day is actually next Tuesday.  That gives me three more full days to file my annual 6-month extension of time to file.  Cool!
  • Liawatha prepping to go on warpath.:  Elizabeth Warren, the Fake Indian Senator from Massachusetts, is releasing a book.  Aren’t you thrilled?  The theme of the book is basically, “Why I didn’t run for president in 2016.”  Which means the fake Indian, without any question at all, is going to run for president in 2020.  Notably, pre-sales for the book have been dismal, which could be a reflection of her current polling numbers in her home state.  Hey, maybe even in Massachusetts, one can only run a very public fraud for so long.
  • Who, me?  Oh, pshaw.:  Meanwhile, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley told an interviewer that she “can’t imagine running for president.”  That means she is definitely running for president whenever the chance presents itself, and given the way she’s doing her job at the UN, that would probably not be a bad thing.
  • It’s not our job to tell both sides…well, unless we agree with the liar.:  ABC’s fake journalist and life-long Clinton sycophant George Stephanopolous, in a panel discussion on Friday, said it is not the fake news media’s job to report both sides of a story, and that it should in fact silence anyone who does not “accept reality.”  Interestingly, he was not asked by the moderator why, given his belief, he spent years as the press spokesman for the nation’s first pathologically lying sociopath president.  Nor was he asked why he didn’t act to silence Susan Rice when she spent half an hour on his Sunday morning fake news show in September 2012 blaming the assault on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi on an Internet video.  Nor was he asked why he didn’t act to silence Barack Obama when he claimed his administration didn’t spy on fake journalists just like him.  Nor was he asked why he didn’t act to silence Hillary Clinton when she claimed she didn’t know anything about the illegal email server she used for four years.  Funny how these panel discussions work.
  • Is this kind of content really why people subscribe to the Financial Times?:  Unendingly obnoxious minor celebrity Lena Dunham told an interviewer with the Financial Times that Hillary Clinton’s loss was “heartbreaking” for her.  I know, I know, you’re as sick of hearing about Lena Dunham’s bed-wetting over the election outcome as I am.  But this blurb just made me think, why in the hell is the Financial Times interviewing Lena Dunham?  Seriously.
  • Here at Wellesley, the beatings will continue until you love us.:  The student newspaper at Wellesley College came right out and admitted the truth about its fascist goals, publishing an op-ed that advocates violence against those who don’t conform to whatever the school’s progressive/fascist majority believes.  “[I]f people are given the resources to learn and either continue to speak hate speech or refuse to adapt their beliefs, then hostility may be warranted,” the piece said.  Funny, that’s sort of how I feel about anyone who still thinks Hillary Clinton isn’t a pathologically lying scumbag.  It’s the progressive/fascist in me coming out, I guess.

Just another Good Friday in Trump Derangement Syndrome America.

That is all.


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