Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.1.2017

  • Yes, if by “core values” you mean no values at all.:  Student snowflakes at swanky Swarthmore College who recently staged an anti-fossil fuel sit-in are upset that they are actually being punished for impinging on the rights of fellow students and administrators to get their business done.  Several of the sensitive children were issued citations by the university this week, with “punishments” ranging from simple warnings to – gasp! – probation.  The children have responded predictably for a bunch of entitled nitwits, claiming that the school’s actions represent a violation of Swarthmore’s “core values.”  I swear I don’t make this stuff up.
  • Note to fake news media:  A pig that has lost a whisker remains a pig.:  A fake journalist named Lissie Lapowsky published a piece at Wired in which she whines that President Donald Trump is “gutting the federal budget.”  For the record, the Trump budget proposal would reduce discretionary federal spending by a not-so-whopping 1.2 percent.  Obviously, the fake editors at Wired agree with their fake writer that 1.2 percent, a percentage that could easily be saved by a simple hiring freeze, amounts to “gutting.”  But the fake media is not biased, oh, no.  Perish the thought.
  • Fake reporter Jeremy Diamond ran a report at CNN with this headline:  “Trump Moves Agenda Forward Even As Russia Controversy Swirls.”  Mr. Diamond is obviously astonished that the President is not hunkered down in a corner sucking his thumb as the fake media continues to focus on a fake “controversy” about which a) no one, not one single person has presented a single piece of evidence of the “controversy’s” existence, and b) every former Obama official who has testified before congress admits they have seen no evidence of the “controversy’s” existence.  But because the fake media insists on reporting all Russia, all the time, the fake reporters at CNN expect the President to stop all work.  Folks, it really has come to the point that, if you spend a moment watching CNN, you are committing an unpatriotic act.  Seriously.

Just another week in Trump Derangement Syndrome America.

That is all.

3 thoughts on “Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.1.2017

  1. Lee Lasiter - April 1, 2017

    I’m lucky that my lunch break coincides with Spicer’s daily news briefing. Highly entertaining to hear real news in addition to admonishment of reporters pushing fake news.

    1. David Blackmon - April 1, 2017

      I still think Trump should just stop that daily farce. Maybe do them once a week. The bias in that room is obscene.

  2. Allan B. Spence - April 1, 2017

    April 1 should be a holiday of reverential significance for the MSM and their propensity to publish fake news. Think about it.

    Happy April Fool’s Day, MSM. No one does it better than you!

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