Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends): 3.6.2017

  • You don’t say.  Did he make you obnoxious, too? – The Hollywood Reporter reports that Barbra Streisand is now blaming President Donald Trump for making her gain weight.  On Sunday, she Tweeted that “I start the day with liquids, but after the morning news, I eat pancakes smothered in maple syrup!”  You may remember that Streisand’s fellow Hollywood nut-job, Lena Dunham, recently told Howard Stern that President Trump was making her LOSE weight.  Ladies, we don’t care which it is, we all just wish you’d keep your promise and move to Canada, mmm-kay?
  • Bill Clinton would claim that that it isn’t really ‘sex’ at allThe Austin American Statesman reports that a man named Eleodora Estada was arrested for “having sex with a fence.”  No word if the fence is pressing charges, or if congressional Democrats will now be moving to make fences a new federally-protected class.
  • Our reporting is fake, but without evidence.  Wait, what? – The fake news media spent the entire weekend claiming President Trump had accused former President Barack Hussein Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower “without evidence.”  This was the narrative that literally every fake news outlet, from CNN to the NY Times, used in its fake reporting on the matter, in yet another obviously joint effort with the Democratic Party.  The trouble with the fake media suddenly wanting “evidence” in this entire fake ‘Trump coordinated with Russia to fix the election’ narrative that it and the Democrats have now been pushing for five months is that their own fake reporting has been based entirely on the alleged “FBI intercepts” of alleged communications between the two camps.  The term “FBI intercepts” – which the NY Times has repeatedly used in its fake reports on this fake issue since January – is simply another term for “wiretaps.”   Thus, if the fake media wants to claim that the President made his allegation “without evidence”, that is a tacit admission that all the fake reporting on this fake issue by the fake media is, well, fake.  But then again, that is what the fake news media does.
  • Hey, y’all, let’s see if we can out-bi-polar James Comey! – The NY Times ran a report late Sunday that our bi-polar FBI Director, James Comey, had asked the Justice Department on Saturday to refute President Trump’s claim about wiretapping.  According to the NY Times – which, in its own bi-polar way, alternately claims that “FBI intercepts” exist, but that there is “no evidence” to support the President’s claim – Mr. Comey is concerned that the claim by the President implies the FBI broke the law.  Like everything else in the NY Times, that is of course not true – the President’s claim is that the Obama Administration followed the FISA court process not once, but twice, and was finally able to obtain a court order to proceed.  Given that the entire basis for this latest NY Times fake report is the word of unidentified “senior American officials”, whatever that means, it is as likely as not that Mr. Comey never made any such request of the Justice Department.  But if he did, he’ll probably change his mind about it today.

Just another fake news weekend in Trump Derangement Syndrome America.

That is all.  Maybe.  I could go either way.

1 thought on “Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends): 3.6.2017

  1. JIMMYB - March 6, 2017


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