Thursday News Roundup: Jeep Blows $22 Million on Drunk Springsteen and the Double Mask Mandate is Coming Soon

My only question: Was Springsteen driving a Jeep?

The dimwits who run Jeep spent $22 million on a Super Bowl ad featuring Bruce Springsteen, one of the most obscene and irrational leftist critics of President Donald Trump, advocating for “national unity” now that the DC Swamp has installed a brain-addled, China-subservient sock puppet in the White House. The ad featured the washed-up 3-note rock star driving a Jeep across beautiful American – or maybe they were Chinese, who knows? – terrains into a serene sunset.

Anyway, you will never, never, never, ever see Jeep run that ad again, because yesterday the Hollywood Reporter revealed that Springsteen got himself arrested for DWI and reckless endangerment charges last year. I swear I am not making this stuff up.

From a glorious story at the New York Post:

He was Bombed in the USA!

Bruce Springsteen was arrested for DWI and reckless driving in his home state, it was revealed Wednesday — days after he appeared in a much-hyped Super Bowl commercial for Jeep.

The “Born to Run” icon, 71, was busted Nov. 14 at Gateway National Recreation Area in Sandy Hook, New Jersey, a spokesperson for the National Park Service said.

Springsteen was charged with DWI, reckless driving and consuming alcohol in a closed area, the spokesperson said.

“Springsteen was cooperative throughout the process,” the spokesperson added.

According to TMZ, which first reported the arrest, the allegedly juiced Bruce has a court date in the coming weeks and has no known prior busts for DWI.

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As I noted on Monday, the only way Jeep could have selected a more divisive face for its “unity” ad would have been for them to put Robert De Niro or Alec Baldwin behind the wheel. And that was before we knew about the DWI.

“Unity” is obviously a concept the people who run Jeep fail to adequately grasp. And so, $22 million just rolls right down the ol’ drain.

Cool.

DC Swamp Kabuki Theater Impeachment Scam Update. – I haven’t watched a minute of these impeachment proceedings and do not plan to do so. But Lindsey Graham obviously thinks things are going well for the defense:

Awesome. This concludes your DC Swamp Kabuki Theater Impeachment Scam Update for today.

Liberals, ca. 2011: “You’re a bigot if you object to a woman breast-feeding in public!!!!!!”
Liberals, ca. 2021: “You’re a trans-phobe bigot if you use the words ‘woman’ or ‘breast-feeding’!!!!!!!”
Nurses advised to swap words such as 'breast milk' for the more inclusive 'human milk'

Washington Examiner:

Nurses advised to swap words such as ‘breast milk’ for the more inclusive ‘human milk’

*sigh*

Stock up on those masks, folks, because you will soon be required to wear two at a time. – That’s the inevitable message from yesterday’s advisory from the CDC that people should consider wearing two masks. Nevermind the reality that there is literally zero real scientific evidence that wearing masks do anything to stop the spread of COVID-19, the bureaucrats at Biden’s CDC released a “study” yesterday that claims to find the wearing of two masks to be oh, so much more effective than wearing just one:

From the sham story about the sham study at ABC News:

Fit matters when it comes to your mask protecting you against the virus that causes COVID-19, and layering a well-fitting cloth mask over a surgical mask is likely to prove beneficial, according to new findings released Wednesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

It also doesn’t change the recommendation that primarily medical workers in high-risk environments should rely on N95 masks, which act as a strong filter against any contaminants but is notably tougher to breathe in and withstand for long periods of time.

Still, the experiment touches on some of the big questions Americans have on how best to protect themselves when mixing in public, such as grocery stores and airplanes.

The research suggests that when a person “double masks” — wearing a polypropylene surgical mask with a cloth mask on top — and the people around them did the same, the risk of transmitting the virus falls more than 95%.

Researchers, who used two mannequin-like forms to test exposure, found a similar benefit with tightening a single surgical mask around the ears to improve its fit. Using a hack known as a “knot and tuck,” the researchers ensured the surgical mask fits closely around the face without gaps.

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Note the part I placed in bold there, buried in the 6th paragraph of the story: This “study” involved putting masks on freaking MANNEQUINS. Not real people, not monkeys, not even lab rats. MANNEQUINS.

This is what the CDC wants you to believe amounts to “science,” because they know that doing actual scientific studies would lead to findings that wearing masks doesn’t help stop the spread of this virus.

Let me tell you where this is all leading. Despite the sentence in the ABC story that says “The findings were not expected to lead to new mask recommendations by the CDC,” this sham study will inevitably lead to new mask recommendations by the CDC at some point in the near future.

And guess who is going to make damn sure that happens? If you guessed “Anthony Fauci,” you win the prize. Fauci, after all, kicked off this “two masks are better than one” process back in early January during one of his myriad TV appearances, claiming it was just “common sense.” That is what encouraged the CDC to conduct this sham study in the first place, despite the fact that Fauci was forced to admit during another TV appearance that he had no real data indicating that wearing two masks was effective.

At some point in the near future, the despotic Democrat governors will get into the act. One of them will be designated to become the first to issue a gubernatorial “two mask” mandate, and the others will line up to follow along. Soon, milquetoast GOP governors like Mike Dewine in Ohio and Kay Ivey in Alabama will jump on the bandwagon.

Next, all the Karens will be wearing their two masks and start assaulting people like you who only wear one mask in the produce section of the local grocery store as you’re picking out some avocados. Soon thereafter, your local grocery stores will begin posting two-mask requirements just so their managers don’t have to listen to all the obnoxious Karens bitch at them about it.

The Perpetual Outrage Crowd on Twitter, Facebook and other social media platforms will all be signaling their virtue by posting photos of them forcing their 7 year-old kids to wear three masks to school just to be “safe” and digitally screaming at you for not being “good” like they are as their children struggle for breath behind them.

Next, probably no later than April or May, employers will start mandating that all employees start wearing two masks at all times, even those who work at home, because your CEOs all need to signal their virtue and absolute fealty to the state, too.

Then Anthony Fauci, in yet another appearance on CNN or MSNBC or maybe even with Bret Baier on Fox News, will say something like, you know, it just makes”common sense” for two masks to be required during all travel on airlines, buses, trains and hey, why not just go ahead and wear two masks in your own car just in case, you know?

Even though he will later be forced to admit that absolutely no data or scientific basis exists for this latest “common sense” mask advice, Democrat governors like Gavin Newsom and Gretchen Whitmer will issue another round of orders mandating double mask wearing in cars and the CDC will issue an advisory for all public forms of travel based on a “study” it conducted on crash test dummies in 1962 Corvairs and 1973 Pintos.

That is where this is all going, folks, and if you don’t believe me, you haven’t been paying attention to what’s already happened to you over the past 11 months.

When I turn out to be 100% correct here, you can give me a call and thank me for warning you – that is, if you can draw enough breath through the two masks you’re wearing because Anthony Fauci, the little menace to American society, told some CNN hack that “it just makes common sense” to wear two masks while talking on the phone, “because who knows where that thing has been?”

May be an image of one or more people

 

*sigh*

That is all.

Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever before. Whatfinger.com is the only real conservative alternative to Drudge. It’s the tool I use to help keep up with all the day’s events, and it should be your tool, too.

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RogerUSA

Leftists think no one else has a brain. They want total power. Masks have nothing to do with viruses. Masks show the power of leftist elitists over people.

Timmy75

Yes, that’s EXACTLY where this is headed. And why not, after applying the second mask, place a plastic bag over our heads? Let’s face it, when a person stops breathing, you’ll not be catching any airborne viruses from THAT schmoe.

I’ve arrived at the conclusion that at least half of those in our midst should be placed in little rooms sporting rubber wall paper. Or better still, and as granny used to say; “‘Round up all the kooks and stick ‘um on a little island some place surrounded by shark infested waters, where they can pester each other to death while leaving us sane people the hell alone!”

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prester kahn

Of course, the pictures they show are “droplets” sprayed through masks. Droplets, the smallest of which are thousands of times larger than the virus itself. Even the standards N95 masks are tested to are 300/1000 of a micron, while the virus itself is 125/1000 of a micron.

While a smaller particle can be slowed (or initially blocked) by a filter with “holes” 3x larger than the particle in question, eventually with repeated inhalations /exhalations those particles will make their way through the filtering material.

Not to mention that if you do not have sealed eye coverings you are leaving another entry point for the virus to infect you.

RogerUSA

You are right. Sometime later, Fauci will mandate double masking with goggles. Again, after a few months, 2 or 3, Sleepy Creepy joey will write another “executive order”, making double masking and goggles, Federal law, punishable by fines, imprisonment, or both. Of course, illegal aliens to be excluded permanently.

Petunia30

Another point that isn’t often mentioned is if the pols flout their own rules about masks, that means they know the masks don’t work. You can bet they’d wear them if they believed their own propaganda.

Joe Fuccup Biden

Bruce DrunkSteen

jack johnson

Jeep steps on their $22 million rake…..who doesn`t even do a simple Google search before committing to this. Now they want you to drive a vehicle they designed….no thanks.

garygary

How about stopping air travel to high infected countries that have the new super strains ? Ooooppsss, too late !

David Watson

This country has lost it’s mind & way!

Sharon Campbell

NO! to 2 masks! Fauci is a miniature Nazi!

Brandon Stover

When they say 2 masks are better than 1 and recommend it. What they are really saying is 1 mask is no different than none. Which is what many people with common sense understood and said originally but were called grandmakillers.

After a year of lying to the masses people honestly think they will admit they’re wrong? No, these people always double down on the lie. And the masses buy it at a mark up.

Maybe when the 2 mask mandate happens we can stop being forced to wear 1. If anybody complains I’ll just say, we were ‘safe’ by these illogical rules when we each wore a mask. There were only 2 masks in the equation. Now I’ve taken one off, and you’ve put another one on. We should be just as ‘safe’ now because there are still two masks in the equation. I dont think theyd follow, not enough oxygen left in the brain or love in the heart.

Gregg

Sooner or later there is going to be a revolt and it won’t be pretty. It won’t be against the government at first but rather against the do-gooder loudmouthed karens via aknuckle sandwhich.

I can’t wait.

Timmy75

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Timmy75

I’ve little doubt that had Eve rebuked the serpent and resisted the temptation, God and the angels, fed up with their virtue signalling would have kicked their asses out of Eden anyway. “…and STAY out, hear?!”

delow24

One correction. There had already been studies of masks that proved there were no real benefits of wearing them. These studies were actual scientific (vs. the current “syence” being done) peer reviewed studies. You can find them by doing a time series on your search engine and limiting the output to say before the year 2017. So the research has been done and the fake research is now being promoted as “fact”.

Justme

On a somewhat related note, Farce Book reached back to a meme I shared weeks ago and pulled it because it violated their standards on false information about vaccines. Thing is, it had nothing to do with vaccines. It was questioning why a swab had to penetrate up one’s nose almost to their brain (the earlier testing method) when a sneeze could transmit the virus. I disagreed with the finding and went through several screens to wind up with a “we can’t follow up on everything since we are short on fact checkers.” Guess that was the silver lining in that dubious cloud.

dts3204

Snake oil salesman one and all in the CDC

JB_Honeydew

Glad someone finally said what I’ve been thinking all along about Kay Ivey, albeit in a much more polite terminology. Kudos 👍

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