Honestly, it’s hard to even know what to say about the utterly pathetic state of this country anymore. Monday morning the DC Swamp was supposed to conduct a rehearsal of the imaginary inauguration ceremony to be conducted for its designated sock-puppet-in-waiting, China Joe Potato Head Biden. But the whole thing got cancelled when dark smoke began rising several blocks away.
The source of the dark smoke? Oh, you have to wait for that – read it in this clip from a story at JustTheNews.com:
The rehearsal on Capitol Hill on Monday for Joe Biden’s inauguration was cancelled and those in attendance were told to evacuate as the result of an “external security threat,” according to news reports and social media posts.
The evacuation from the west side of the U.S. Capitol Building was being reported by The Daily Mail.
Fox News producer Chad Pergram tweeted that the threat was under the bridge near the Capitol building – on I-295 at First and F streets SE – and that staff and other personnel are directed to avoid coming to the Capitol Complex area until further notice.
Another social media post, with a picture, states the fire is at a “homeless encampment.”
Looking at a map of Washington, DC, the intersection from which the homeless camp fire is emanating is about 3,000 feet, or well over half a mile from the front of the Capitol Building, where the inaugural ceremonies will supposedly take place on Wednesday.
So, anyone who wishes apparently can disrupt Wednesday’s ceremonies by simply slipping a fifty to a homeless guy as payment to light the nearest garbage can on fire around noon.
Hell, Biden’s own handlers will probably do it just to avoid the potential embarrassment of the guy referring to his VP as “that gal over there in the funny sneakers.”
You seriously could never make this stuff up, folks. Don’t even try.
That is all.
Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever before. Whatfinger.com is the only real conservative alternative to Drudge. It’s the tool I use to help keep up with all the day’s events, and it should be your tool, too.