Utterly Pathetic: Biden Inauguration Rehearsal Cancelled – You Won’t Believe the Reason Why

Honestly, it’s hard to even know what to say about the utterly pathetic state of this country anymore. Monday morning the DC Swamp was supposed to conduct a rehearsal of the imaginary inauguration ceremony to be conducted for its designated sock-puppet-in-waiting, China Joe Potato Head Biden. But the whole thing got cancelled when dark smoke began rising several blocks away.

The source of the dark smoke? Oh, you have to wait for that – read it in this clip from a story at  JustTheNews.com:

The rehearsal on Capitol Hill on Monday for Joe Biden’s inauguration was cancelled and those in attendance were told to evacuate as the result of an “external security threat,” according to news reports and social media posts.

The evacuation from the west side of the U.S. Capitol Building was being reported by The Daily Mail.

Fox News producer Chad Pergram tweeted that the threat was under the bridge near the Capitol building – on I-295 at First and F streets SE – and that staff and other personnel are directed to avoid coming to the Capitol Complex area until further notice.

Another social media post, with a picture, states the fire is at a “homeless encampment.”


Looking at a map of Washington, DC, the intersection from which the homeless camp fire is emanating is about 3,000 feet, or well over half a mile from the front of the Capitol Building, where the inaugural ceremonies will supposedly take place on Wednesday.

So, anyone who wishes apparently can disrupt Wednesday’s ceremonies by simply slipping a fifty to a homeless guy as payment to light the nearest garbage can on fire around noon.

Hell, Biden’s own handlers will probably do it just to avoid the potential embarrassment of the guy referring to his VP as “that gal over there in the funny sneakers.”

You seriously could never make this stuff up, folks. Don’t even try.

That is all.

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The next four years is going to be a clusterf**k of bullSchiff.

I have always wondered how in the hell, with all the social programs and money spent in that 67 or so square mile District of Corruption, can there be any homeless people, crime and poverty UNLESS the powers-that-be WANT there to be homeless people, crime, and poverty.

Our gubmint (congress) can’t even run their district well, how can anyone with a brain expect them to run the country? Yet, many of us do.

Jay Whitcraft

Ok because it’s MLK day, I’ll say the quiet part out loud. I have a dream, I have a dream, that Trump will take over the National Guard in D.C. and arrest these traitors. Jay


The left is utterly insane.


I say, slip a bunch of homeless folks 50s to really panic the idiots.

Biden Lost

Shutting down over a burning trash can that the homeless were probably using to keep warm, is what happens when you cheat your way into the White House. Biden and the dems can’t even trust their own supporters anymore. Doesn’t look like Team Biden is very confident that they actually won. No One believes an 80 year old man with a history of Groping women and little girls , making racist statements, calling women horrible names “dogfaced” and ponies received more votes than Trump or Obama.


That’s the real reason why they have a fence around the Capitol. Their foot soldiers took it too far. Hence the propaganda that’s all Trump supporters even though the rapidly accumulating evidence says otherwise.

And the fact that they are vetting the National Guard shows just how paranoid they are. If I were a Guardsmen there right now, I’d desert my post. I was an Air Guardsman and know that the verting process is the same as the regulars.

They don’t deserve to be treated in such a manner.

And leave us not forget, the One had his Homeland Security warn that returning middle east veterans might be radicalized and potential terrorists.

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