I got up this morning expecting to see the obligatory anti-Republican hit piece that invariably comes from the corrupt news media within 24 hours of Election Day. So far, nothing.
What in the hell is going on, CBS? Where you at, New York Times? Cat got your tongue, er, typewriter, Washington Post? You couldn’t find some disenchanted low-level flunky at the NSC to lie about some phone call the President made to the Prime Minister of some obscure Eastern European country in 2018? Is everyone named Vindman gone now?
You weren’t able to convince Hillary Clinton and the DNC to pay for another fake dossier compiled by some British spy based purely on the fantasies made up by Russian spies? Couldn’t dig up an old tape of 1984 Trump talking about legal tax avoidance? Couldn’t even line up a washed-up porn star to invent some last-minute fantasy to push out there?
Oh, I forgot: The Creepy Porn Lawyer you all pushed to become this year’s Democrat Party presidential nominee is in prison. That’s so darn inconvenient.
But seriously, you media creeps are really falling down on the job here. I know Dan Rather’s like 104 or something, but you always have Fredo Cuomo or Jake Tapper or that obnoxious little creep who hosts “Meet the Press” to fall back on, don’t you?
They still have some time to pull out one last hoax in their unending coordination with the Democrat Party, but that time is growing short. If they don’t get something out there by this afternoon, it’ll be too late to make any difference.
Is it possible the media has run all out of ammo after five long years of pushing hoax after hoax for their Democrat masters? Hard to believe, given that these people are so creative in making stuff up out of whole cloth. But they’re already past their normal deadline and for those of us who have been observing and commenting on these anti-GOP last minute hit pieces for decades, it’s sort of like Christmas has been cancelled.
Ooops, I shouldn’t say that. Don’t want to give Anthony Fauci any ideas.
Bottom line: It is quite odd that no one in the media tried to roll out one final smear, one last hoax on behalf of their Democrat masters over the weekend. There is still time for that to happen, but that time is growing extremely short and it will soon be too late to matter.
In fact, it probably already is.
That is all.
**UPDATE** Here’s the best the creeps at Morning Joe could drum up this morning:
Morning Joe on Trump voters surrounding Biden bus:
Mika: “It seems to me that would be unlawful on a million different levels.”
Aronberg: They could be charged w/ “aggravated assault … false imprisonment” pic.twitter.com/Rz8sRDeRSn
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 2, 2020
Look at the long faces in that video clip. All Biden people. Trump people all across the country are waking up today with a skip in their steps and a song in their heart.
They know what’s coming.
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