No matter how bad your day was on Monday, it was not as bad as the day that CNN Lead Legal Analyst and general all-round hack Jeffrey Toobin had. Toobin was suspended by his other employer, The New Yorker Magazine, when it was revealed that he had whipped it full-on out during a recent staff ZOOM call.
But it gets worse: Toobin not only whipped it out during the call, but then went on to engage in the act of – ummmm, how should I characterize this? – “pleasuring” himself live and on camera. No, I am not making this stuff up.
From a report at the New York Post:
The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.
The incident happened during an online meeting between magazine colleagues and WNYC workers last week, sources told Vice.
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera,” Toobin later copped to Vice in a statement.
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.
“I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
A spokeswoman for the New Yorker said, “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”
CNN added in a statement that Toobin, a Harvard Law School grad, would be taking time off from the cable network, as well.
“Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” CNN said in a statement.
So, just a little piece of advice here: Whenever you are on a business ZOOM call and the topic turns to what you will be doing over the coming weekend, do not under any circumstances tell your fellow participants that you are “fixin’ to go Toobin.” They may not understand.
At an event attended by more than 20,000 in Arizona yesterday, President Donald Trump referred to CNN as a bunch of “dumb bastards.”
If I could vote for this man a million billion times, I would gladly do it.
Take a look at this crowd:
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2020
But you’re supposed to believe as a matter of faith in media-generated polls showing the man who draws these enormous crowds everywhere he goes is trailing the guy who has spent his entire campaign speaking to empty parking lots and back yards.
The President also went after the little menace to American society, Dr. Anthony Fauci, in a campaign phone call that oddly also allowed fake reporters to listen in, saying at one point, “People are tired of hearing Fauci and all these idiots, these people, these people that have gotten it wrong. Fauci is a nice guy, he’s been here for 500 years, he called every one of them wrong.”
Truer words were never spoken.
After those remarks were reported in the corrupt news media, the President doubled down in a pair of tweets:
…P.S. Tony should stop wearing the Washington Nationals’ Mask for two reasons. Number one, it is not up to the high standards that he should be exposing. Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2020
Again, all 100% true. A mere firing is far too easy a fate for the little societal menace who has done so much to facilitate the destruction of our constitutional freedoms and destroy the greatest economy on earth. Far, far too easy.
As of this morning, the New York Post’s Twitter account remains frozen for the 6th consecutive day for having reported the truth about the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop.
Also as of this morning, Creepy Uncle McWifeMolester embarks on his 3rd day of isolation, hooked up to his trusty IV so he can be fully medicated for Thursday night’s final debate. I still believe the President should refuse to participate in that debate, and fully explain my reasoning in another post this morning.
Back to the polls: Wonder why the media-sponsored polls are so far off from anything resembling reality? Just take a look at this: The Gallup organization released its new “party affiliation” national polling data on Monday, and the results are extremely bad for the polling industry and the Democrat Party.
Latest "Party Affiliation" data from Gallup shows Republicans slightly overtaking Democrats:
Dems -3 from previous (30% to 27%)
Last Republican lead was pre-Covid–Feb 28https://t.co/dMyvBy5VS9
— PollWatch (@PollWatch2020) October 19, 2020
That’s right: 28% R, 27% D and 42% Independent.
So, what is the breakdown most of the media-generated polls are using? Well, most of them use the breakdown from the data compiled just before the 2016 election, which was:
36% D, 27% R and 31% Independent, a 9-point edge for the Democrats.
But wait, it gets better! Other polls have been using the breakdown from just before the 2018 mid-term elections, which was:
38%D, 27%R and 31% Independent, a whopping 11 point edge for the Democrats.
Thus, now you know just one more reason why you should not spend a moment of time trusting any poll sponsored by any media outlet. These polls are hopelessly corrupt, and specifically and intentionally designed to push a false narrative of Biden holding a huge lead in order to suppress the Trump vote.
When you adjust these polls for the real breakdown of the 2020 electorate, Biden is in fact well behind and is going to lose, bigly.
That is all.
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