Creepy Uncle Quid Pro China Joe Biden read yet another TelePrompter speech to yet another imaginary audience on Monday. As usual, the Unfrozen Caveman Candidate’s performance was filled with pratfalls and falsehoods.
Here are some of the highlights:
- Joe Biden doesn’t know how to put on his completely unnecessary mask. – Biden was back to virtue signaling with the mask again today, and for the second straight day, he wore the mask backwards:
2. Joe Biden doesn’t know which states are Red and which states are Blue. – During his TelePrompter speech, Biden read the following passage:
Joe Biden on Pres. Trump's "blue states" comment: "He's saying if you live in a state like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania…you're not his problem." https://t.co/JsAo4rBy2e pic.twitter.com/FMDUMfSo4w
— ABC News (@ABC) September 21, 2020
Apparently, none of his elder-abusing handlers have bothered to inform him that all three of those states voted for Donald Trump in 2016.
3. Joe Biden is utterly incapable of saying the phrase “200 thousand.” – For the second consecutive day, Biden totally botched the hyper-inflated U.S. COVID-19 death toll, which stands at roughly 200,000. On Sunday, he recited the number as being “200 million.” By Monday, that had become, in Biden’s declining mind, “200.” The man will no doubt next take full credit for saving 198,999,800 American lives.
4. Joe Biden does not know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance. – Here is how he recited the Pledge to end his speech, verbatim:
“I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.”
Joe Biden completely botches the Pledge of Allegiance:
"I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real." pic.twitter.com/Gct4AEVWog
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) September 21, 2020
“one nation, indivisible, g’oh, you know, the thing!”
You seriously could never, never, ever make this stuff up.
That is all.
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