Joe Biden Still Doesn’t Know the Pledge of Allegiance, and Other Monday Hilarity

Creepy Uncle Quid Pro China Joe Biden read yet another TelePrompter speech to yet another imaginary audience on Monday. As usual, the Unfrozen Caveman Candidate’s performance was filled with pratfalls and falsehoods. 

Here are some of the highlights:

  1. Joe Biden doesn’t know how to put on his completely unnecessary mask. – Biden was back to virtue signaling with the mask again today, and for the second straight day, he wore the mask backwards:

2. Joe Biden doesn’t know which states are Red and which states are Blue. – During his TelePrompter speech, Biden read the following passage:

Apparently, none of his elder-abusing handlers have bothered to inform him that all three of those states voted for Donald Trump in 2016.

3. Joe Biden is utterly incapable of saying the phrase “200 thousand.” – For the second consecutive day, Biden totally botched the hyper-inflated U.S. COVID-19 death toll, which stands at roughly 200,000. On Sunday, he recited the number as being “200 million.” By Monday, that had become, in Biden’s declining mind, “200.” The man will no doubt next take full credit for saving 198,999,800 American lives.

4. Joe Biden does not know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance. – Here is how he recited the Pledge to end his speech, verbatim:

“I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.”

“one nation, indivisible, g’oh, you know, the thing!”

You seriously could never, never, ever make this stuff up.

That is all.

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jack johnson

These are not gaffs….Biden is degrading rapidly and the debates will be an absolute bloodbath. This actually poses a problem for Trump. If he totally obliterates Biden and over does it he can come across as a jerk. Hopefully he comes out strong, destroys Biden into a puddle of mush and then starts to ask the ref to stop the fight.

K

Nancy Pelosi is too focused on the “arrows in her quiver” to keep Joe and his mask stuff up to date. The least she could do is have some ordered for him to coordinate his attire with like she does. Where is his wedding ring? Through the entire rally election “campaigning” he hasn’t been wearing it. Makes me think everyone of these are filmed at home.

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Gregg

Can’t wait until the debates, since btfsplk did so well with the ‘rigged’ CNN Town Hall last week.

The Dems and his ‘handlers’ have to try to show he is competent by rigging his events. Since he has to do ‘well’ there to try to show he i fit to be president, it makes it very hard for them to back him out of the face to face debates with the president. If he can vote in person, he can debate in person.

As I said before, Trump’s biggest debate challenge is to not appear to be a bully and make btfsplk a sympathetic figure.

dave

Pssst, hey Joe, your face diaper is on backwards. I hope your other diaper is on correctly.

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