Biden Predicts 2/3rds of U.S. Population Will Die Today, and Other Sunday Hilarity

After taking the day off on Saturday – the day after the death of leftist icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg – Creepy Uncle Quid Pro China Bumbin’ Joe Biden was allowed out of his basement by his guards, er, “campaign staff” so he could go read a speech in front of a pretend audience. To no one’s surprise, all manner of hilarity and deception ensued.

No, I am not making that headline up. – In yet another failure to properly read his TelePrompter, the Democrats’ Unfrozen Caveman Nominee predicted on Sunday that “It’s estimated that 200 million people will die, probably by the time I finish this talk.”

No, really, that’s exactly what he said:

Honestly, how many data points do we need for everyone to figure out that this guy is in advanced dementia? You can talk all you want to about Biden’s propensity for gaffes, but this is just not something anyone in their right mind actually says out loud. It just isn’t.

The honest truth is that if Joe Biden were to win this election and become president, we would all be far more likely to die in a nuclear holocaust because Gropey Joe McNastyFinger mistook the nuclear launch button for the flusher on the Oval Office toilet than we would be of dying from some virus. This simply cannot happen. Not even in the year 2020.

Liars, damn liars and any random Democrat. – In the same speech spoon fed to him by his elder-abusing handlers, Biden made this false claim:

President Trump has in fact been challenging Biden for months to be open and honest with the American people about the kind of radical leftwing lunatics he would be willing to appoint to the courts. Every word out of Joe Biden’s mouth is an outright lie, even though he personally isn’t aware of most of it. Every. Damn. Word.

And of course, once he had finished rublin’ stumblin’ bumblin’ his way through his dishonest speech to a fake audience, Biden fled the scene without objection from any of the assembled fake reporters:

Meanwhile, Democrats on Twitter are pointing at Rahm Emanuel and screeching “HERETIC!!!!!” – That’s because the former Chicago Mayor had this to say on ABC’s “This Week” Sunday morning:

Man, is he off the dementia reservation.

In other Despicable Democrat news, San Fran Nan refused to rule out mounting another fake impeachment hoax as a means of preventing President Trump from filling the Supreme Court vacancy:

It just don’t get no more despicable than that, folks.

Or does it? – With Amy Coney Barrett at or near the top of the list of potential Trump nominees, let’s all remember how disgusting Dianne Feinstein and other Democrats assaulted her for her religious beliefs during her confirmation to the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals:

That might be even more despicable than Pelosi. Hard to tell, though, since it’s such a high bar.

Let’s close with another bit of unintentional comic relief, this time provided by the walrus-like Michael Moore:

Someone should really let Mr. Moore know that a government shutdown would not apply to the ongoing work of congress.

Holy crap.

That is all.

Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever. Whatfinger.com is the only real conservative alternative to Drudge, and deserves to become everyone’s go-to source for keeping up with all the latest events in real time.

 

 

 

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Jimmy MacAfee

StinkyJoe likely won’t announce a SCOTUS nominee because Camel-ah Harris wants to be the one to choose. OR because HRC or some other criminal lackey wants to be a Justice. I have a sense that they’re all lining up.

OR no one wants to be named, because it would taint their name for future engagements after StinkyJoe loses the election and his marbles. Not a good look, to be associated with either him or Camel-ah. Not a good look at all.

OR…StinkyJoe simply can’t remember anyone’s name:

“Who was that lady? The one who ran for President? And then I beat her? And because of that I became Senator. Right Joe – er Jill? My husband Jill – c’mon, man, you know her! Well, I should name that lady – whasername – to the State Subprime Court of Appeals, and that’s exactly what I think I’ll do. If its alright with Camel. Ah.”

Jay Whitcraft

I actually hope Nancy tries both a shutdown and impeachment before the election. I don’t think she can get either done fast enough to affect the outcome of the court seat. By trying either or both, more and more Rahms will show up and a lot more people will leave their party. There will always be a few AOC types, but if they keep driving away “normal Democrats” they will be in the minority for decades. Jay

D3F1ANT

It’s hard to get too angry at the embarrassingly pathetic Democrat clown show. They’re defeating themselves!

Rhoda R

Pelosi can send all the Impeachment Articles to the Senate that she wants, Mitch McConnell – Senate Majority Leader – doesn’t have to entertain them.

Silas

And the socialist echo chamber media response to the 200 million dead comment:

The sound of wind in the trees and crickets. Lots of crickets.

Silas

Wow! Rahm must have managed to avoid drinking the kool aid for awhile. He’s no fool. And he’s from the old school Chicago branch of the demoncrat church. He see’s how far they’ve gone down the rails on the crazy train and sees the other locomotive headed their way.

Too late Rahm, they’ve decided to be the crisis instead using one.

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