That face you make when you realize you are not in your basement and have no idea where in the hell you actually are:
That was the look Creepy Uncle McWifeMolester got at one point during a talk he gave to veterans on his Tuesday trip to Florida. It’s a look he gets a lot these days, the look of an exhausted and consistently confused man who rarely fully knows where he is and what he is doing.
As is his habit, Quid Pro China Joe committed a series of gaffes during the trip, because of course he did. Here are the most notable among them:
– While getting off his fossil-fuel burning private jet, the Unfrozen Caveman Candidate took a moment to wave to an empty field of the imaginary supporters who follow him around in his mind:
Joe waves to an empty field of imaginary supporters. pic.twitter.com/kLQzmzO69o
— VeBee??✝️ (@VeBo1991) September 15, 2020
– Shortly after hopping off of that fossil fuel-burning private jet, and after being transported to a facility in a gas-guzzling SUV, Biden informed his audience that “we don’t need fossil fuels” and promised yet again to ban them;
– At one point during a brief speech, he referred to his ticket as the “Harris/Biden administration” just a day after Kamala Harris made a similar reference;
– During that same speech, he made it obvious that he does not know the difference between Iran and Iraq, claiming that over 6,000 Americans have died in Iran. He made that statement apparently blissfully unaware that a large number of those Americans died on his own watch, far more than have died under President Trump’s watch;
– Biden then topped off his day with this bit of word salad:
Joe Biden: "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?" pic.twitter.com/tAAK2XbhrE
— Ella Mizrahi (@EllaMizrahi12) September 15, 2020
Biden’s Big Adventure also included a “Latino Outreach Rally” at which he spoke for 18 whole minutes to a crowd of roughly a dozen Florida Latino supporters. He opened his talk with this bit of pandering:
“If you don’t like this music – you ain’t Mexican.”
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) September 16, 2020
And that, friends and family, was Joe Biden’s day.
While Gropey Joe McNastyFinger was down in Florida wondering who was hiding his tapioca pudding, President Donald J. Trump Was hosting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Bahrain Foreign Minister Abdullatif bin Rashid al-Zayani, and United Arab Emirates Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah bin Zayed al Nahyan in a White House signing ceremony for an historic Middle East Peace agreement.
The President told reporters that he expects other Arab states will also sign similar deals with Israel soon:
“I think Israel isn’t isolated anymore,” President Trump said in the Oval Office before the signing alongside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. He said “at least five or six countries will be “coming along very quickly.”
He also said he expects Saudi Arabia will be reaching a deal in the near future:
A larger achievement for Israel—a deal with Saudi Arabia—remains out of reach despite years of secret coordination on security issues and commercial dealings that have broken down barriers of mistrust.
The Saudi kingdom appears to have been on board with Tuesday’s diplomatic breakthroughs, and U.S. officials say Saudi Arabia consented to Bahrain’s deal with Israel.
“I spoke with the King of Saudi Arabia and we had a great conversation and I think positive things will happen there too,” Mr. Trump said.
While leftist commentators and Democrat politicians were pooh-pooing these prospects, such statements from the President have a long and consistent history of coming to fruition.
Naturally, the Nazi-style propagandists at CNN did not allow a single word of mention of the deal on their air during the day, only referring to it as a “large White House gathering” and whining about the lack of face masks and social distancing. MSNBC did the same thing.
Hacks at CNN. No mention of Middle East peace—“White House event with large crowd, little social distancing.” pic.twitter.com/Utvdy14VVw
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) September 15, 2020
San Fran Nan called the historic effort to bring actual peace to the war-torn region “a distraction from the coronavirus,” while Chuck Schumer, who is himself a dual citizen of the U.S. and Israel, did not bother to even mention it during a press conference until one semi-curious fake reporter asked him about it.
Utterly repugnant and desperate people. A pox on all their houses, I say.
For those who buy the Democrat narrative that it’s all fake, this incredible moment happened in Dubai:
Israel’s national anthem played at the Burj Khalifa Dubai. pic.twitter.com/qu2SId4Ips
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 15, 2020
And this was the scene in Jerusalem:
Such a beautiful message of peace: The walls of the Old City in Jerusalem were lit tonight with the Israeli, American, Emirati and Bahraini flags.
This is the wind of change. pic.twitter.com/7gc10JO4XV
— Ofir Gendelman (@ofirgendelman) September 15, 2020
Blessed are the peacemakers. Thank you, President Trump.
That is all.
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