Tuesday News Roundup: Biden Holds a Garden Party and Portland Rioters Hold a Cocktail Party

Nothing like a good Labor Day garden party. – Creepy Uncle McWifeMolester had a campaign rally in his backyard for Labor Day. This is what it looked like:

The great news was that everyone who wanted to attend was able to get in.

Nothing like being prepared. She must’ve been a girl scout. – While Biden was having a garden party, his running mate was laying the groundwork for who to blame for their looming loss in November. Kamala Harris made it obvious that, for the Democrats, nothing has changed since 2016 when it comes to losing, as she is already pre-blaming the nebulous “Russians” for anything bad that happens to her and China Joe on Election Day.

In an interview on CNN – because of course she was on CNN – Harris said that Russian interference could “theoretically” cost her and her Unfrozen Caveman placeholder running mate the election. “I am clear that Russia interfered in the election of the president of the United States in 2016,” Harris said. “I serve on the Senate Intelligence Committee. We have published detailed reports about exactly what we believe happened. And I do believe that there will be foreign interference in the 2020 election and that Russia will be at the front of the line.”

See, you just think it’s been incredibly tiresome listening to Hillary Clinton rant and rave about “Russian interference” to any poor soul who would listen for four solid years. Just wait until you get to listen to Kamala Lala Ding Dong do it for the next four.

But never fear, the Democrats are planning to save you from having to listen to that by stealing the election themselves. – That plan is proceeding apace in Michigan, where the leftist, Soros-supported Secretary of State is conditioning the public to accept a stolen election.

Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson addresses the virtual DNC

In an appearance on NBC’s Meet The Press with communist Democrat activist Chuck Todd, Michigan Sec. State Jocelyn Benson warned that her office would not have election results available on Election Night, cautioning that people should be ready to experience an “election week” instead of an “election day.”

From a story at Politico:

“We should be prepared for this to be closer to an election week as opposed to an election day,” Jocelyn Benson said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “The bottom line is we are not going to have the full results and a counting of all of our ballots on election night. We already know that. We’ve asked the legislature to make changes to the laws to give us more ability to be prepared and count those ballots more efficiently.”

But Benson added the legislature hasn’t acted on her requests, though her office has increased tabulators and capacity to count ballots. The most important aspect to this year’s elections, she said, is accuracy.

“If it takes a few extra days to ensure we have a full and accurate counting as a result of every race, that’s what it’s going to take,” Benson said. “We’re going to be transparent throughout that whole process to make sure every citizen knows exactly where we are in the counting process and how many more ballots we have to get through.”


Now, to be clear: There is zero reason why this election thief’s office could not have every ballot legally cast counted early in the evening on Election Day. All it would take to do so would be for the legislature to pass a law requiring mail-in ballots to be postmarked a week prior to November 3.

But of course, rancid Democrat Governor Herr Gretchen Whitmer would veto any such bill for the plain reason that it would lessen her evil political party’s chances of manufacturing thousands of fake ballots post-Election Day.

Miz Benson also at one point predicted that Michigan voter turnout could be “double or triple” what it was in 2016. For the record, her state’s voter turnout percentage in 2016 was 63%. That means that Benson believes her state could see a “turnout” percentage well in excess of 100% of registered voters, as her “vote counters” find as many boxes filled with fraudulent mail-in ballots as they need to turn a Trump landslide into a narrow Biden “win”.

She’s not even trying to hide what she and her party plan to do to you on November 3 and the weeks that follow.

Meanwhile, in Portland, Oregon… – The “peaceful protesters” came armed with molotov cocktails as they attempted to burn down a police building during their 102nd straight night of rioting:

This is one is especially telling. Check out the skin color on the “racist” Trump supporters, and compare it to the skin color of the communist BLM rioters:

It’s a point that does not get made nearly often enough: The people conducting these BLM/Antifa riots are buy and large not Black people. They are almost uniformly Millennial-age white people from middle-class to upper-middle-class families. That demographic is where our nation’s real problem is.

Check out the names, faces and ages of the rioters who were arrested in Portland this past week:

These riots are not a Black community issue, folks. The vast majority of the domestic terrorists among us are young white people from privileged upbringings.

That doesn’t say anything good about the parenting skills of Baby Boomers.

That is all.

Today’s news moves at a faster pace than ever. Whatfinger.com is my go-to source for keeping up with all the latest events in real time.

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Loved your “Garden Party” rendition Phineas. I was going to give it a shot, but I don’t have any real talent in that area.

Regarding the Congressional Elections: There is no logical way President Trump wins, especially by a large margin, and MaligNancy Klink keeps the house. Especially since nothing happening in Klink’s House during the last 20 or so months appeals to anyone with brains. At worst, if the election isn’t “certified” the GOP Speaker will be the president until all the fraud gets worked out.

I hope Trump and/or Barr has communicated to all the election officials nationwide and to the Secretaries of State that election fraud is a felony and will be prosecuted on the federal level to the nth degree.

Klink becoming president by default is not my concern; Roberts siding with the four commies on any election decision is my main fear.


Off topic – Got stopped just south of Depoe Bay last night due to high winds blowing down trees, branches and power lines. Ended up coming back to the casino and getting a room at the hotel. Just checked the trip check for odot and the 101 is still closed. Lincoln City has no power, smoke from the fire on hiway 18 (which is also closed) and yeah, it’s a cluster eff.

So, looks like I won’t have to commute from home to work tonight, I am already here. One side benefit, I at least got breakfast. The employee dining room is open. Not a restaurant in town is. And a bed to sleep in. 🙂

phineas gage

Stay safe. BTW, I saw that your governor has shut down the state through the election.

To me it is a close race as to whether Whitmer, Brown or Cuomo is the worst governor. I guess Brown hasn’t intentionally killed people by infecting nursing homes,so there’s that.


Never ceases to amaze me that these people can BLATANTLY lie and still be held as a ‘scholar’ or “professor’ at any college or university.

I personally think if what they write and teach is outright lies and not factual in the least, they should be stripped of any and ALL credentials, period. ANY college or university hiring and continuing to employ these ‘scholars’ should have at the minimum courses these lunatics spew defunded. If the problem is systemic in the institution then defund the entire thing, let mom’n dad pay more to send these brainiacs to ‘school’.


These ivy league institutions should be defunded anyway. Most are sitting on billion dollar endowments, so why should tax payer dollars go to them?? Make the communists pay for their own ‘education’.


That was the saddest, most pathetic party ever. How miserable it must have been for his guests.


If they were all pretty much equal in dementia then they’d have thought it was the bestest ever…

If only queen nasty had showed up… but she was busy with getting ‘set up’ by another hair dresser… sigh…

phineas gage

Joe went to a garden party
To reminisce with his old friends
A chance to share old memories
And play the part again
When he got to the garden party
He didn’t know their names
He didn’t recognize them
They didn’t look the same

But it’s all right now
He spoke his lines quite well
He can’t please everyone
But he pleased himself

Jimmy MacAfee

Ricky! You’re still alive!


I said that from the very beginning–you could see that most of the faces in the mob were white. Note: Osama bin Laden came from wealthy Saudi family. It’s the privileged, pampered middle class kids (they don’t deserve to be called adults) with no purpose and no needs that are suckers for the leftist ideology.


The trouble in Pittsburgh this weekend was not caused by whites, nor is the looting and some of the other violence we see. Let’s be clear – while there is some racial components to this crisis, its mainly the left against the rest of America. The racial aspect is the political “cover” under which to justify the violence and destruction.


Its actually a theme all through scriptures too, old and new. When people are wealthy and reject God they start ‘experimenting’ that leads to an ever deepening pit of debauchery. Nothing satisfies.

God reaches out to every person constantly until the person will no longer listen, eg Pharaoh at the departing. When that happens God gives them over to the god of this world, the Destroyer, and their thoughts become evil continually and judgement soon after.

These festivallers are from wealthy families. Most going to university and getting indoctrinated by marxists, brainwashed. Like the song Hotel California, you can check out anything you like but can’t leave. These young adults make their own decisions and will/should have to reap what they’ve sown. Some will get red pilled, many will just get deeper into the hatred until destroyed.

This is all a result of dirtballs like Sanders, Alinski, Ayers where the communists were not only allowed in but invited in. The communists have been advertising since the early forties exactly what their game plan was, just like the muslims today. Infiltrate, academia, media, political institutions, etc and take the country from the inside out. Enemies within…

Its a war

Jimmy MacAfee

UBL’s niece, however, is a MAGA hat, Trump supporting and honorable woman – who loves America. Privilege isn’t always toxic with the right upbringing.

But your point is solid in most ways. Remember, though: many youngsters are Leftist (Thomas Sowell was) and finally grow up and see reality. Red-pilling means not giving up.

phineas gage

It was the same in the Sixties as well. And the French Revolution. Always the same pattern.


The great news was that everyone who wanted to attend was able to get in.

Thanks Dave, priceless! I still have covfefe coming out my nose.

Jimmy MacAfee

Priceless comment, too!

phineas gage

Barr and the DOJ need to be aggressively confronting any political shenanigans such as those in Michigan. Such fraud directly impacts the fairness of federal elections, and hence the voting rights of the American people.

As I’ve said before, I think this is targeted more toward congressional, gubernatorial, and state elections, since the reality of the presidential election disaster is setting in for the Dems.

Jimmy MacAfee

Totally agree.

I want Warner GONE!

Jimmy MacAfee

The pictures of the arrested look almost like a meth-ring lineup! Or a prostitution ring. Just sayin’.

phineas gage

They always do. Human debris washed up on a sad, lonely shore.

And almost all of them white.

phineas gage

Harris is channeling her inner Schiff. She’s a political patsy with no future after this upcoming disaster, and she doesn’t realize it.

Jimmy MacAfee

One prophet says that she will repent when she sees how she has been used – badly – and that she will become Born Again. (I pray for this. No one is permanently un-redeemable, even though Hitlery Clinton wishes it so.)

Walkaway, Ms. Harris!


That my friend would be awesome, especially since she’s well known (probably in every sense of the word) and her current position. But for Gods grace we too would suffer the second death and our prayers should be that she responds to Gods call and gains life and not destruction. Easy to hate… tough to love..

Its a war

phineas gage

The bad news is that they weren’t able to get out once they realized once they had gotten themselves into.

Jimmy MacAfee

Notice the picture of the Serial Groper’s backyard? Hardly any grass.

Either they’ve been having surreptitious meetings – (pizza parties?) – or the Creepster is afraid of seeing his shadow and can’t come out to order some lawncare. I’ve seen better patches of grass in the Dust Bowl!


Yep, that yard was as bare as his mind.

Jimmy MacAfee

Witchmeyer and others don’t want to hold up the Presidential count; they know they’re gonna lose: what they want is to keep the House and take the Senate. Those are the targets to the voter fraud.

Better vote R in Congressional elections, en masse, and put up your yard signs for R candidates – so that the faked results will stand in contrast to the real tally.

Landslides need to bury witches and warlocks and child predators.


You are exactly right. My feeling is they are going to drag this out until Nancy legally becomes prez…that’s why they don’t care who is running.

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