James Comey is Moving to New Zealand, and Other Great News for America

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Great news, everyone! James Comey is moving to New Zealand! –  The Nation’s Teenage Drama Queen and former FBI Director James Comey will be moving to New Zealand in November, 2020, after Donald Trump wins his inevitable re-election. That’s the promise the big, tall doofus made to MSNBC fake journalist Nicolle Wallace during a Saturday appearance at some minor event in Nashville:

James Comey: But we have something in common. And I said it when I sat here with the first question you asked. We have a set of values that are at the core of this country that hold this place together… Our leaders must reflect the glue that holds us together. They can’t be people who lie all the time. They just can’t. And I hope people see that’s true whether they are Republicans or Democrats.

Nicolle Wallace: What if he wins again?

James Comey: I will be, from my new home in New Zealand, but I still will believe in America.

So, we got that going for us, folks.

Of course, Mr. Comey didn’t say how he would make it all the way to New Zealand from his future cell in a federal maximum security prison. He probably has an escape plan that involves blending in with the drapes [think about it]. Regardless, we can be sure that in his weird mind, he is no doubt already there.

Speaking of people who lie all the time, the nation’s Unfrozen Caveman Senator is now lying about where he went to college:


“I got started out of an HBCU, Delaware State. And I don’t wanna hear anything negative about Delaware State here – they’re my folks. But all kidding aside…but the fact is, HBCU’s are in trouble financially.”

As the hilarious Benny Johnson points out in a subsequent tweet, Joe Biden actually attended the University of Delaware, which is not an HBCU and most definitely not Delaware State.

Oh, hey, looks like our military bagged the leader of ISIS on Saturday. – People all over the Twitter world were wondering what in the hell was happening about 10:00 CT last night, after President Trump issued the following tweet:

What could it be? No one knew, and the President wasn’t telling, and still hadn’t told as of this writing early on Sunday morning.

But here’s a big clue: Reports began to circulate shortly after the President’s cryptic tweet that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the “leader” of ISIS, had been killed during a U.S. military raid in Syria. al-Baghdadi reportedly detonated a suicide vest as U.S. troops closed in on his position. So now this human piece of pond scum gets to go meet his promised 77 virgins, and boy, is he going to be surprised when he finds out what they really are.

Gosh, what a strange and unlikely coincidence this is. – Almost lost amid all the myriad Spygate developments on Friday was this little piece of extremely interesting news: Disgraced ex-FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe quietly dropped his “wrongful termination” lawsuit that he had laughably filed a couple of months ago.

Quite the coincidence that that happens less than 24 hours after the country learned that the Barr/Durham administrative investigation had become a full-fledged criminal probe.

Ok, we all know that this is no coincidence at all. And that is great news for America.

That is all.


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James Comey is a true optimist. I don’t think he’s going to be anywhere NZ by the 2020 election. He’s going to be mired so deep in legal problems even Lisa Page won’t even be able to lick it all off his sneakers.


Can you even visit New Zealand or Australia with a serious criminal conviction?. Treason/sedition is conviction is pretty serious.


The fake news moron George Stuffinenvelopes said he would move to New Zealand if Trump became President. He is still here, so maybe Comey can take him to New Zealand after Trump wins the 2020 election. That would be a win for the U.S.


Please let Quid Pro Joe Biden, who is still inexplicably leading in most polls, be the Democratic Nomination with Lieawatha as his Vice President for diversity.

What a dream ticket that would be – for Trump!


A couple of thoughts about Comey moving to New Zealand:

He is moving to an area known as “down under”. He deserves to be kept “down under” as in six feet under.

England used Australia and (I believe) New Zealand as penal colonies when they were discovered; perhaps we could use New Zealand in a similar fashion for all our criminal swamp dwellers, keep them as far away from America as possible.

Actually, I would prefer GITMO where they can stay with America’s other enemies; but GITMO with its expensive soccer fields and other expensive amenities would be too good for them. However, short of the death penalty, or Arkancides, for all the traitors, I would prefer they be moved to a secret prison on an unoccupied Aleutian Island. Let them live a Gilligan Island type existence – with no contact with the outside world except for an AM radio tuned only to Rush, Hannity Ingraham and Levin. – housed in Quonset huts with no creature comforts and hard labor.

Carlos Dangler

al-BigDoodyBag will find out why the 77 virgins are still virgins. Sorry about your luck, loser!


Is the plan for him to move there when he gets out of prison? We do have extradition agreements with NZ.

Gypo O'Leary

As long as we have an extradition treaty with NZ, who cares.

Uncivil Always

How will the republic continue on without esteemed party member comrade kommissar James “My Homey” Comey?
He was last seen admiring his reflection in a large mirror and exclaiming…I am legend!


New Zealand actually has stringent immigration policies. I’m pretty sure slime ball Jim Comey wouldn’t meet them.


Under the extradition treaty between the United States and New Zealand, only two of the charges—racketeering and money laundering—are extraditable offenses.


McCabe, Page, Yates, Clapper will be lining up to cut a deal Monday morning.

Jimmy MacAfee

A lot of CIA folks are hiring counsel. That can only mean that they aren’t willing to take the fall for their superiors, who would typically thrown them under the bus at the earliest convenience. (Blame the Butler or the Janitor, not the head of the agency.) May come down to “last rat standing.”


Seems we have two “James Baker”‘s and an Abu Bakr in the news cycle this weekend. How do you keep them all straight without a program?

Jimmy MacAfee

You’re right; it is complicated. But not so much about James Baker, because both Bakers are involved and are complicit. However, if you look at the following interview, it’s clear that the DOJ James Baker is the one we’re looking at.


Watch at the 3:40 mark and after: clear who the James Baker is in this scenario.

Jimmy MacAfee

Comey is insisting that the “impeachment” hoax proceed. Feeling the rope tightening around your neck, eh James? Meanwhile the person who profiles most like Jezebel compared President Trump and his wife to Ahab and Jezebel. Talk about projection!

Cheatin’, lyin’, plagiarizin’, thievin’, groping Joe Biden can’t remember the name of the school he attended? If you’re old enough, you may remember the cartoon “Commander McBragg.” “Did I ever tell you the time…? asks Joe “McBragg” Biden. Why no, sir, you didn’t.

Jimmy MacAfee

They need to keep people llke Comey in Florence. Especially Strzok and Brennan and McCabe, because of the information that they can reveal about methods and ongoing operations, the ones that are needed and that are not political nor illegal. Move to New Zealand? NZ is part of 5 Eyes, and I suspect that they won’t be interested in hosting these types; Australia and GB are the two main players (besides non-5 eyes Italy and Ukraine) in this whole criminal and treasonous enterprise. Looks like a Global reach, though, not just “friendly” ICs.

I wonder why Soros’ name isn’t coming up; his is the SPECTRE, metaphorically, while 5 Yes plays “9 Eyes” from Bond. The investigation into Biden’s son that was prematurely terminated also involved an investigation into a Soros’ organization. Soros is all over the place, and probably needs an RFID chip – like Bond – though I’m categorically against the chipping of human beings (Mark of the Beast.) But to chip the beast – Soros – would be a great irony itself. Chip the [email protected]! (

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