Joe Biden to Voters: “Don’t Vote For Me”

Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Ok, that wasn’t all he said. – The full sentence he muttered in response to a question about some voters worrying about his advanced age was, “I say if they’re concerned, don’t vote for me.” But if President Donald Trump had made that exact same statement, the heading I used for this piece would have appeared above the fold on the front page of this morning’s New York Times and Washington Post. You know it’s true.

Where the nation’s Unfrozen Caveman Senator is concerned, isn’t literally everyone at least a little bit concerned about his age? Doesn’t every one you know have at least some concern about whether or not this walking, talking gaffe machine is in full possession of his mental faculties? Trust me, Joe Biden is not a guy who should be giving Democrat voters such an easy out. As his polling lead continues to slowly but steadily drop, this is a man who should be clinging to every vote every bit as fiercely as he clings to other men’s wives on stage at public events.

Instead, this is what comes out of his mouth in an unscripted moment, and it was far from the only gaffe of his day in New Hampshire. While walking around the town of Keene, NH, Biden had this to say:

The man doesn’t even know what state he’s in half the time.

Then there was the whole assassination cluster-gaffe this week. On Tuesday, he talked about how the 1968 assassinations of Martin Luther King and Robert F. Kennedy had such a huge impact on his young life. Such a huge impact, in fact, that he thought they took place in the “late ’70s” when he was already a mid-30 year-old veteran of the U.S. Senate.

He tried to mitigate that damage on Friday, when he actually got the year those assassinations took place correct, but then compounded his problems by speculating about how things would have turned out had his former boss, Barack Obama his own self, also been assassinated. My goodness.

Now do you understand why his handlers have been feverishly contracting his schedule of public appearances and doing what they can to prevent him from taking questions from the press? When was the last time you saw Biden do a major TV interview? While all his younger – and in Bernie Sanders’ case, older – opponents are rushing to do live town halls on a very friendly CNN or even friendlier MSNBC, have you seen Creepy Uncle Joe do one?

Well, this is why. The guy simply cannot be trusted not to destroy himself in unguarded moments. This is nothing new – this has always been the case where Biden’s concerned. The only thing that’s different now is that, instead of running against Republicans who everyone in our fake news media hate, he’s running against fellow socialist Democrats who everyone in our fake news media love. Thus, his real behavior is actually getting some coverage.

Expect his poll numbers to fall again in the next round of polls, now that he’s given concerned voters this easy out. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

That is all.


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Joe is the Dimocrat’s great white hope. Cory Booker is more representative of their voter base.

Jimmy MacAfee

Not really; neither he nor Kamala Harris resonate in the black community. Booker Is a buffoon, and everybody knows it. He keeps throwing crap at the wall, hoping it’ll stick. He couldn’t attract a shark with a chum bucket.

And Joe? He’s popular in the black community. Very.
Mostly because he says what’s on his mind, even if his mind is reminiscent of a cage full of crazed weasels (thanks, Matt Groening, for that image.)

Jimmy MacAfee

HRC is waiting for him to drop out; enter Jezebel II.

Jimmy MacAfee

Biden also claims that 40 students were shot at Kent State. Truth is, 17 were shot, 4 were killed.
This guy isn’t just a loose cannon: he’s a bucket full of lost marbles.

Finbar O'Shaunnessey

Thanks, but I don’t need Joe’s permission.

Jimmy MacAfee

2 – 3 weeks and Biden’s out. He never brought his party back to the middle, as was planned.
The Dems have nothing but water boys and towel girls.

Kevin Butterfield

Finally, a point of closure. Now I can walk away guilt free. Looks like it’s Trump 2020.

Sam Dennis

The first non-plagiarized statement he’s ever made.

Jimmy MacAfee

Biden: Scary Movie 3 and 4 Baxter Harris. Best profile available.
Agin’ Bernie: first he pokes the air with a finger; then he shakes his fist, and soon he’ll be poking a cane at the young whippersnappers who find him repulsive.
Dumb and Dumber.

Biden must have crept into a student science lab at some community college, and they pithed him by mistake.

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