The Campaign Update Week in Review
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
[The week just past as chronicled on the @GDBlackmon Twitter feed.]
The week began with a perfect meme of fake conservative CNN commentator Anna Navarro sounding just like Joseph Goebbels. It only got better from there.
This sounds way too familiar……. pic.twitter.com/WGivStXq48
— Sol ? (@Solmemes1) May 5, 2019
Jessica Fletcher accurately sums up our fake news media’s biased coverage of hostilities between Israel and Hamas, which were instigated entirely by Hamas, though you’d never know it from reading the Associated Press.
Israelis have been hit with more than 250 rockets this weekend, but sure take this angle, you freaking hacks https://t.co/DCun7qXTFU
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) May 5, 2019
The Pantsuit Princess, who stole the 2016 Democrat nomination and coordinated with Barack Obama to try to steal the general election, was still running around claiming the election was stolen from her. Because projection is what Democrats do.:
She’s like one of those insane Japanese soldiers who were still running around the jungle in the 1960s, unaware WWII had ended. https://t.co/FO5E8lzNnv
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) May 5, 2019
Meanwhile, at the Met Gala in New York, they were rolling out the Coughing Crook’s new wardrobe as she preps her run for the 2020 nomination.:
Met Gala 2019's 'Camp: Notes on Fashion' theme explained https://t.co/MeDignPgyF pic.twitter.com/jq0A4TqImc
— New York Post (@nypost) May 5, 2019
Creepy Uncle Joe was fumbling through the Democrat Playbook in South Carolina, doing his best to scare the Black folks with the contemptible lie that Republicans want to “bring back Jim Crow” laws. *sigh*:
Joe Biden Fumbles Through the Democrat Playbook in South Carolina https://t.co/uz8FinEEg4 pic.twitter.com/SOcpAZqCac
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 6, 2019
But hey, fumbling through the playbook got the old hack a big lead over the field, as The Commie and all the media’s “rising stars” tumbled around in his wake.:
LOL at Beto O'Rourke: The former darling of the fake news media is now sitting at 3% support in this latest Democrat poll. #NOBETO https://t.co/lGWO917NV6
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 6, 2019
Seriously, does anybody care?:
Good god who cares. https://t.co/3clU4aGrcv
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 6, 2019
More layoffs were taking place at CNN, but no one who is actually responsible for the collapse of this fake news channels ratings will suffer.:
The shame is that these will all be behind-the-scenes workers, while Zucker and the on-air "talent" who have really destroyed the one-time actual "news" network will still be employed. Right, @BrianStelter? https://t.co/c2e8ZYhrFr
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 6, 2019
Rob Schneider proved that not everyone in the entertainment industry is a vain, vacuous nitwit.:
Actor Rob Schneider Slams ‘Progressive Democrats’ Big Tech Censorship: ‘We Are in a Real World Orwellian Nightmare’ https://t.co/QRybFZsgZX via @BreitbartNews
— Larry Schweikart (@LarrySchweikart) May 6, 2019
Former FBI official Kevin Brock summed up the precarious legal position of ex-FBI Director and current Teenage Drama Queen James Comey.:
Wow. Today's Required Reading here.:
James Comey is in trouble and he knows it https://t.co/VoOmxcs6lM
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 7, 2019
Nancy Pelosi engages in outright seditionist speech on pretty much a daily basis now.:
Watch Nancy Pelosi Promise to Ignore the Results of the 2020 Elections https://t.co/6jqChr7Ah9 pic.twitter.com/4jfgrzvzC9
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 7, 2019
No, seriously, what is it?:
What is it, a grapefruit? https://t.co/ss7AjTc7IH
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 7, 2019
True. But amazingly, he’s still not quite as dumb as Kirsten Gillibrand.:
One IQ point lower – Beto O’Rourke would be a postage stamp.
— Catturd (@catturd2) May 7, 2019
CNN’s Royal Eunuch was shoved out in front of the cameras to assure all those CNN employees who’d just been laid off that they weren’t really laid off.:
UPDATED: @CNN Buys Out Hundreds Employees, @BrianStelter Insists ‘No Layoffs’. || What do you think ? https://t.co/Anx6uGvNNl
— Sara A. Carter (@SaraCarterDC) May 7, 2019
Things were going so great with the economy and otherwise for President Donald Trump that the news-fakers at the New York Times decided they needed to reach into their bag of negative stuff and toss some of it out there. It didn’t work. It never does.:
Trump’s Tax Returns Show the Mark of a Great Businessman https://t.co/jg66Dsl9Wf pic.twitter.com/BC6i2EhZ72
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 8, 2019
Louisiana Senator John Kennedy was gettin’ real tired of James Comey’s bullshit.:
WATCH: Sen. Kennedy rips James @Comey calling him a political hack, and that all roads lead back to him. #SpyGate pic.twitter.com/F28GgJFdK8
— ????????????????????™️ (@RealMAGASteve) May 8, 2019
Greg Budell and I came up with a great new nickname for repugnant California Cong. Eric Swalwell: El Rey de las Gilipollas. Has a catchy ring to it. Swalwell’s so dumb he’ll probably take it as a compliment.:
You know what the Spanish word for "douchebag" is? "Gilipollas".
So @Repswalwell would thus become El Rey de las Gilipollas. Fantastico! https://t.co/XUhRJduLmM
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 8, 2019
Whenever she wasn’t talking sedition, San Fran Nan was talking gibberish. Sometimes, she did both at once.:
Watch Nancy Pelosi Talk Gibberish at a Washington Post Event https://t.co/nmmg3oOtDl pic.twitter.com/CSreLvQhQe
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 8, 2019
Jerrold Nadler said we are “in a constitutional crisis,” and it was obvious that everyone in the fake news media had gotten their daily DNC/Media Talking Points Memo well in advance.:
Gosh, it's almost like this was pre-determined or something. https://t.co/sHw5parFrb
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 8, 2019
Meanwhile, ostensibly-Republican Senator Richard Burr was busy facilitating the Democrat Party’s ongoing efforts to destroy our country through the Senate Intelligence Committee, which he chairs.:
Wow. What in the world is in Richard Burr's closet and when are we going to find out? https://t.co/W5rUTK1YTE
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 8, 2019
Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan nails it here.:
Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) just SLAMMED House Democrats when they moved to hold Attorney General William Barr in contempt…
WATCH and RTpic.twitter.com/YTNW8tPyep
— Red Nation Rising (@RedNationRising) May 8, 2019
Measles epidemics were breaking out all over the world. Welcome to the joys of open borders, folks.:
Man, nobody could've seen this coming: "they have detained 289 Central American migrants, including some children with measles and other illnesses.":
Mexican officials find 289 migrants in tractor-trailer rigs https://t.co/4TD43uyKgD
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
Oily Rod Rosenstein finally left the Department of Justice this week. Never forget the truth about this skunk.:
NEVER FORGET: Rod Rosenstein is NOT one of the "good guys.":
MORE ROSENSTEIN LIES: FBI Opened Obstruction of Justice Probe Against President Trump Before Mueller Probe https://t.co/jPUNwm6yHU via @gatewaypundit
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
If you missed this, you should read it now. Seriously, just read it.:
A Millennial Mom’s Manifesto https://t.co/lCO4mSLbhr via @GDBlackmon @whatfinger @realdonaldtrump
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
President Trump’s public approval ratings surged to an all-time high with so much #WINNING going on in our economy…:
San Fran Nan's mouth gerbil is going to have a hernia over this!
WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNINGhttps://t.co/YSwTNiD73R https://t.co/YSwTNiD73R
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
…which had the fake news media in a bit of a panic.:
Here is the #fakenews site @thehill, desperately clinging to any thin reed it can grasp. https://t.co/WdoxIcuA5Q
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
Rand Paul was not happy with Richard Burr. Not happy at all.:
Sen @RandPaul: Senate Intel Committee's subpoena of @DonaldJTrumpJr is "persecution of the president's family" that "would not go forward without Republican complicity. I think it's a mistake for Republicans to keep putting the Trump family through this."pic.twitter.com/2rgO5ohTsp
— Kambree Kawahine Koa (@KamVTV) May 9, 2019
If you don’t follow Titania McGrath on Twitter, you are really missing out.:
Funniest account on Twitter right here.???????? https://t.co/nfYXDWuqFj
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
With Creepy Uncle Joe dominating the polls, it was a race to the bottom for the Democrat also-rans, never-weres and former “rising stars”.:
He's damn near getting nowhere as fast as @BetoORourke. https://t.co/gqUXMLpdTA
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
Could she take Juan Williams with her? Asking for a friend.:
This is what most people call addition by subtraction.:
Marie Harf leaving Fox to join Moulton's campaign https://t.co/zTH683pYC4
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 9, 2019
The Teenage Drama Queen had himself a “townhall” show on CNN Thursday night. He’d have been better off huddling with his defense lawyers.:
The unbridled Hubris of James @Comey was on full display on @CNN last night.:
James Comey blasts Rod Rosenstein, mocks departing deputy AG for thinking 'the country needs me' https://t.co/UKCG4xwa5q #FoxNews
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 10, 2019
Someone really should let the Teen Drama Queen know he has a right to remain silent.:
Unbridled hubris always precedeth the fall…@comey https://t.co/efdkvLc21N
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 10, 2019
Jabba the Nadler announced on Friday that Robert Mueller would not be testifying before his Kangaroo Court Committee anytime soon. Most likely, Jabba is getting cold feet because he suddenly realized that Mueller would have to take questions from Republicans, too. That would not be a good thing for the Deep State Jabba is sworn to protect.:
Let Mueller Testify – He’ll Have to Answer Questions From Republicans, Too https://t.co/0di14YkqMx pic.twitter.com/GLPMSSDJey
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 10, 2019
Haven’t heard much from Ann Coulter lately – maybe this is why.:
But…but…but…@AnnCoulter has assured me that no wall is being built! https://t.co/XVY0W2u29z
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 10, 2019
If only it were true…:
Trump Awards Medal Of Freedom To Legendary Golfer Happy Gilmorehttps://t.co/4RdagEBAQ5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 10, 2019
Legend in her own mind Stacey Abrams – who continues to “identify” as the Governor of Georgia despite losing by 55,000 votes – took Trump Derangement Syndrome to new heights. You seriously cannot make this stuff up, folks.:
Stacey Abrams warns of a Russian takeover of America by 2030 if voter suppression isn't addressed: "we will be having a very different conversation, potentially in Russian, in 2030."
Abrams claims she lost due to voter suppression despite record turnout pic.twitter.com/rJsc36R2i1
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) May 10, 2019
I never thought anyone could be more tiresome than John “Didja Know My Dad Was A Postman” Kasich. Bill Weld proved me wrong.:
NARRATOR: Here are the interns who run @thehill's Twitter feed, always with their fingers firmly with a grasp on NOBODY GIVES A DAMN. https://t.co/EzgTrjqJ6f
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 10, 2019
The week ended with President Trump delivering another classic kill shot, this time at current media prom date Mayor Pete.:
If you need any more proof that @realDonaldTrump is a genius! #MadMagazine #AlfredENeuman https://t.co/mLg55p97TC
— Windy (@GTMGQ) May 11, 2019
No one who sees this mashup will ever be able to get it out of their mind.:
That is all.
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