Today’s Campaign Update, Part II
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
Regular readers know I like to say that if Democrats did not exist, the most creative fiction writer alive today could never in a million years make them up. No one personifies this principle of American life more starkly than our own favorite Speaker of the Gibberish, er, of the House, San Fran Nan Pelosi.
The latest example of our mush-mouthed Speaker talking slurring gibberish in public came Wednesday morning at some event hosted by the Democrat Party toadies at the Washington Post. Pelosi was doing her best to make some point about the supposed dastardly deeds of President Donald Trump, but all she succeeded in doing was making a point about her own creeping dementia and illiteracy. Here’s a clip, courtesy of Ryan Saavedra at Daily Wire (Transcript follows below).:
Nancy Pelosi: President Donald Trump is "becoming self-impeachable" pic.twitter.com/XuQ2HNh0Ws
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) May 8, 2019
For those of you who still like to read and those of you who watched that clip and have no earthly idea what Mz. Mushmouth just tried to say, I have performed the immense personal service of transcribing her remarks verbatim. Here you go.:
“And ah have sshed the prezdent is goading us into … wants to goad us into impeachment because that..he knows w,uh, do I that (inhale) uh, muh, that’s uh…not a good thing for the counwro I know maybe he knows that but…he knows that I think that, let’s put it that way. Huh knows that I think that. But the fff, fff, the point is, is that every single day…whether it’s obstruction, obstruction, obstruction, obstruction of having, you know, people come to the table with facts…ugnoring subpoenas and oist…every single day the prezdent is making a case…he’s make…he’s becoming self-impeachable in terms of some of the things he is doing.”
Clear as mud, right? Right. Even the extremely Democrat-friendly hacks over at Slate haven’t got he slightest clue what she meant by this statement.
Now, laugh all you want at the Speaker’s inability to form complete sentences or express cogent thoughts without a script (or even with one, for that matter), but think about this: This incoherent apparent half-wit is two heartbeats away from becoming president.
Still laughing now? Yes?
Ok, so am I.
That is all.
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