Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
[The week just past as chronicled on the @GDBlackmon Twitter feed.]
The week began with AOC getting history wrong – because she always gets history wrong – and just went downhill from there.:
To paraphrase the great Ronald Wilson Reagan: It isn't what she doesn't know that's the problem – it's what she "knows" that just isn't so. https://t.co/yGp9tFpQic
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 31, 2019
A parade of women had just started to emerge from the closet to complain about Creepy Joe Biden’s fondling of them, but the reliable lapdogs at the Washington Post were already on the job providing cover for him.:
Narrator: This @WashingtonPost headline was apparently written by Joe Biden's campaign manager. https://t.co/aAk8D7ViPY
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 1, 2019
On Monday, AOC kept herself busy surveying the price of food at La Guardia Airport while waiting to fly on a carbon-spewing airliner – you know, the kind of thing she plans to eliminate with her Green New Deal. (Hint: She got the price of the pastry every bit as wrong as she got the history of the 25th Amendment.):
What are you doing in an airport? I thought you were, like, saving the planet and stuff, or something. @AOC #Nitwit https://t.co/BGO0YFquA1
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 1, 2019
As the second woman came forward to complain about Creepy Joe Biden, it wasn’t real hard to predict what was still to come.:
Oh, my. This trickle will eventually become a flood. Creepy Uncle Joe has been gettin' handsy with women, girls and children for half a century now. https://t.co/whWlrFxFnR
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 1, 2019
It was April 1, and our erstwhile ex-FBI Director and current Teenage Drama Queen thought he would play an incredibly narcissistic practical joke. Nobody laughed.:
I’m in. We need someone in the middle. #2020 pic.twitter.com/IGt69bEQz1
— James Comey (@Comey) April 1, 2019
Robert Wilson posted a fantastic graphic here. Note the expansion of that natural gas line over the last 15 years – it’s why your air is so much cleaner today than it was 25 years ago. Fracking says, “You’re welcome, America!”:
Changes to America's electricity grid since 1985. Natural gas rises and coal falls pic.twitter.com/6i0foRr8KM
— Robert Wilson (@countcarbon) March 31, 2019
As President Donald Trump threatened to close the southern border with Mexico due to the ongoing invasion from Central America, our nation’s fake news media focused on what was really, really, really important to vegans and snowflake freaks everywhere.:
Media Warns Of Avocado Shortage From Trump Southern Border Closure https://t.co/EyR1XWANN7 pic.twitter.com/qxbNT7VXm8
— The Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) April 1, 2019
The hypocrisy of the lunatic left, part 29,282.:
Ok, so now #Mika is saying "Don't believe the women!!!!!" All you #Metoo warriors must feel like such damn fools right now:
Brzezinski Sticks Up for Biden: ‘Extremely Affectionate, Extremely Flirtatious in a Completely Safe Way’ https://t.co/3rclSPAc4v via @BreitbartNews
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 1, 2019
With the Mueller report issued and exonerating President Trump, the evil minions at CNN found their already-terrible ratings in free fall. How would this cable joke survive without the captive audiences in our nation’s airports?:
Cable News Total & Demo Viewers Fri Mar 29@FoxNews was first in both total viewers and demo with @MSNBC second and @CNN in an embarrassing distant third. pic.twitter.com/83w05qjkGU
— RoadMN (@RoadMN) April 1, 2019
Cool. No use wasting any time.:
POTUS is said to have Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s replacement ALREADY on speed dial https://t.co/dMgvS5mUdj pic.twitter.com/XtOnanawky
— Jon Dougherty (@JonDougherty10) April 2, 2019
While women continued to come forward to complain about his handsy habits, Joe Biden continued to get a free pass from the fake news media related to his real scandal.:
In January of last year, Biden boasted to a friendly foreign policy audience that he used a threat to withhold US aid to get Ukraine to fire its state prosecutor. It worked. Biden did not reveal that the prosecutor was investigating the company employing Biden’s surviving son. https://t.co/ZlTYFHU92w
— Brit Hume (@brithume) April 2, 2019
Meanwhile, the news-fakers over at CBS News were working diligently to paint human traffickers in a glowing light. You seriously cannot overstate that a raging dumpster fire our national news media truly is.:
Helping migrants cross the border is not an easy job, but this man has helped about 2,000 people from different backgrounds – and isn’t stopping. Stream the new CBSN Originals documentary, “Border Business: Inside Immigration” now: https://t.co/BGJNoClvtQ pic.twitter.com/LhiNeBgLni
— CBS News (@CBSNews) April 1, 2019
So…damn…awesome.:
Trump mocks the Green New Deal: "The GND, done by a young bartender, 29-years-old. A young bartender, wonderful young woman. … You have Senators that are professionals…white hair…and they're standing behind her and they're shaking, they're petrified of her" pic.twitter.com/99BWDCrrWA
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) April 3, 2019
So. Damn. Awesome, Part II from the same speech.:
President Trump: "[Biden] is being taken care of pretty well by the socialists. They got to him. Our former Vice President. I was going to call him. I don't know him well. I was going to say, 'Welcome to the world, Joe. You having a good time, Joe?'" https://t.co/sYEfKs2ZzV pic.twitter.com/lpxIu6BDTb
— The Hill (@thehill) April 3, 2019
It’s a clown car. Literally, a car filled with circus clowns, led by Jabba the Nadler.:
Literally like chickens with their heads cut off. Still running in circles with no brains to guide them. #RussiaHoax https://t.co/uLGqPwjXXX
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) April 3, 2019
Can you blame her?:
Paul Ryan: AOC Wasn’t Too Interested in His Advice; Didn’t Listen ‘To a Thing I Said’ https://t.co/qtdC1lN013 pic.twitter.com/PUOkPYuAms
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) April 3, 2019
What in the hell is wrong with Sen. Mike Lee that he would vote against this? You can’t write it off to his supposed Libertarian “principles,” since the filibuster rule was enacted in the 1830s by racist southern Democrat slave owners as a means of preventing the senate from abolishing slavery. The crap this guy and Rand Paul pull on big votes like this is maddening.:
Nuke option passes!
Lee, Tom Collins vote against, but Carrie's 51-49.
Debate time on judges reduced from 30 hrs to 2 (really 1 as GOP will waive their hr & vote)
— Larry Schweikart (@LarrySchweikart) April 3, 2019
If you don’t follow the hilarious Babylon Bee on Twitter, you are really missing out on the fun.:
Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Dealhttps://t.co/sQInmxNXiB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 3, 2019
No comment necessary.:
Because – NEWSFLASH!!!! – it's a FRIGGIN' JAGUAR!:
World's first jaguar born by artificial insemination is eaten by mom https://t.co/8T0NssvZf3 via @nypost
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 3, 2019
And, as Wednesday drew to a close, the news fakers at the New York Times did their duty to support the Democrat narrative by rolling out yet another heinously fake story. Because of course they did.:
Classic @NYTimes #fakenews story based only on "government officials and others familiar" with the stuff in the report. Most likely, they House Dems:
Some on Mueller’s Team See Their Findings as More Damaging for Trump Than Barr Revealed https://t.co/1ucJa9sEal
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 3, 2019
Speaking of the New York times, its’ fake “journalists” need to broaden their horizons.:
It's the inevitable end-game of fascist socialism – not unimaginable at all.:
'New York Times' Journalist Describes An 'Almost Unimaginable' Crisis In Venezuela https://t.co/MkvJagVed6 pic.twitter.com/tGcoiuwjG9
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 4, 2019
Oh, hey, we’re up to seven now…:
The hole in the Biden dam just keeps growing larger…:
Three More Women Come Forward with Allegations Against Biden Despite His Video Apology https://t.co/4kDracHZfS #Trending via @pjmedia_com
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 4, 2019
Despite all the media disinformation and misinformation, the Trump 2020 landslide kept building …:
Today's Required Reading will have Democrat heads exploding… https://t.co/QRAYGBKq1l
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 4, 2019
…and building…:
WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING https://t.co/RQxYvDRJLk
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 4, 2019
…and building.:
Despite Liberal Media's Best Efforts: 47% of Likely Voters Now Believe Crooked Hillary Was the Candidate Colluding with Foreign Operatives https://t.co/txSnwRHOBe
— Vegas MAGA⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@vegas_maga) April 4, 2019
You go first, Jake.:
Everyone being awful: please stop being awful.
Thank you.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 4, 2019
Just when you thought the Democrat 2020 presidential field could not get any worse, the most disgraceful pathological liar in congress proves you wrong.:
JUST IN: Eric Swalwell running for White House on gun control: reporthttps://t.co/pc2CPFSLvx pic.twitter.com/B2cQf5nMWZ
— The Hill (@thehill) April 4, 2019
Now, if we could just ban the U.S. media from covering the British royal family…:
The Queen bans Meghan Markle from wearing Crown jewels https://t.co/W7crDsuFFj pic.twitter.com/bFzJGda2EZ
— New York Post (@nypost) April 4, 2019
Seriously, where have these news fakers been?:
Dude, #Democrats have been paying people in South Texas to vote for the last 150 years. Wake up. https://t.co/aqtZi3wlYa
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 5, 2019
Look up the word “slimy” in your Funk & Wagnall’s dictionary, and you’ll find a photo of this guy next to it.:
"That's a shocker," said no one who is familiar with this walking bag of scum. https://t.co/Ut54EzP0jc
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 5, 2019
The perfect Twitter meme…:
Eric Swalwell's running for president, y'all! pic.twitter.com/1z0s6G6d46
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) April 5, 2019
The perfect Twitter video meme…:
HAPPY FRIDAY @AOC
We all know a staffer picked up that IKEA furniture for you as a prop. pic.twitter.com/ERr7zVEqO7— Randy Savage (@_hublette) April 5, 2019
…and I’m just going to end it with this.:
Who has the worst, pandering fake Southern accent?
1. AOC
2. Hillary Clinton
(I've made a little video for you to be the judge) pic.twitter.com/aEihBjLhTO
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) April 5, 2019
That is all.
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