The Campaign Update Week in Review
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
The Week in Review, courtesy of the @GDBlackmon Twitter Feed…
The week began with the @GOP celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the most appropriate means possible, with a meme featuring the mug shot of everyone’s favorite El Paso Irishman. Things only got funnier and better from there, believe it or not.:
On this St. Paddy's Day, a special message from noted Irishman Robert Francis O'Rourke. pic.twitter.com/JRjMEXhZRY
— GOP (@GOP) March 17, 2019
Rob Christie posts some of the funniest short videos on the Twitter platform. I thought this one was totes awesome.:
Work smart, not hard. pic.twitter.com/lCSvTLujkU
— ?Rob Christie? (@RobChristie11) March 17, 2019
After more proof of John McCain’s mendacity in the spreading of the fake Trump Dossier emerged, Donald Trump was being criticized for lashing out at the dead Senator. Not surprisingly, I thought the President’s outrage was completely justified.:
Good God who cares. https://t.co/F30P0kFzvU
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 17, 2019
Meanwhile, our next future president from Texas was hilariously lamenting NYU’s hiring of yet another radical leftist activist onto its faculty, which now rivals Harvard’s as the last American bastion of Soviet-style Marxism.:
This is the kind of insanity poisoning young minds, and led to the terrible accusations against Chelsea Clinton at NYU.
Chelsea Clinton is not to blame.
Also, if I ever say “I am triggered” non-sarcastically, please kick me out of Congress. https://t.co/rslRLHV1Sq
— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) March 17, 2019
Is anyone surprised that Dan Rather, the literal inventor of #fakenews, now turns up regularly as a contributor on CNN?:
Dan Rather, the "iconic broadcaster" who literally invented #Fakenews, fits right in with @BrianStelter and the rest of the @CNN crew. https://t.co/OY6QDGXMLJ
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 17, 2019
On Monday, we learned that Fox News had hired Clinton toady Donna Brazile on as a paid contributor. Lanny Davis and Paul Begala were already tied up by CNN, so…:
Oh, for cryin' out loud. https://t.co/S94qKKsD33
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 18, 2019
The very entertaining Larry Schweikart noted a poll that turned out to be a bit of foreshadowing…:
The people at @CNN are tearing their hair out over this right now. Well, all of them except for @BrianStelter, since he has no hair to tear out. https://t.co/LPnhhSVLYD
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 18, 2019
Speaking of foreshadowing, James Woods hits this nail right square on the head.:
The goal of every #socialist is to control the populace. It starts with gun “control” and the banning of free speech and the right of assembly. We see it today in France and tomorrow we will see it here. https://t.co/jtsXniL8gB
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 18, 2019
Things are not looking up for the presidential aspirations of Mayor Meatless Mondays…:
Sad Bill DeBlasio… https://t.co/dS2Bnd7aqc
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 19, 2019
What do they put in the drinking water up there in the Bronx?:
What in the hell are the other 62% thinking?:
Poll: 38 percent say Ocasio-Cortez 'villain' in New York losing Amazon HQ deal https://t.co/mRrMeTwUST
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 19, 2019
This is 100% true and cannot be repeated often enough.:
The Fake News Media has NEVER been more Dishonest or Corrupt than it is right now. There has never been a time like this in American History. Very exciting but also, very sad! Fake News is the absolute Enemy of the People and our Country itself!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 19, 2019
Fauxcahontas was down in Mississippi interfering in another state’s business. Because of course she was.:
The best part of this video is that the lead-in to Warren's comments is a trailer for "Pet Sematery". https://t.co/7Z0WOjdtlm
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 19, 2019
This guy should avoid trying to debate the merits of the Electoral College with the great Nick Searcy.:
I don’t give a damn what an idiot who doesn’t understand the purpose of the Electoral College thinks. You are one of the kind of stupid losers that vote themselves into a dictatorship. Straight democracy is mob rule. Get back in the mob and whine, loser. https://t.co/6lJygfL9Pq
— Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR (@yesnicksearcy) March 19, 2019
If this bit of news about Irish Bob surprises you, you haven’t been paying attention. After all, later in the week we found out he fed his child’s poop to his wife as a practical joke. I’m thinking she probably was not amused.:
Oh, well, hell, of course he did. How would we expect anything else from this nutjob?https://t.co/irwcBxG2s5 https://t.co/irwcBxG2s5
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 20, 2019
I’m pretty sure the TSA agent in this disgusting video is Joe Biden in a fat suit.:
Absolutely ridiculous! How many times do you have to feel a kid up to figure out he’s not a threat? This is infuriating and hard to watch. RT @RealJamesWoods: Uh… pic.twitter.com/UK7RNGKU02
— Larry The Cable Guy (@GitRDoneLarry) March 19, 2019
Speaking of guys in a fat suit, I give you Kellyanne Conway’s husband, George. Oh, wait, that’s not a fat suit at all, is it?:
George Conway, often referred to as Mr. Kellyanne Conway by those who know him, is VERY jealous of his wife’s success & angry that I, with her help, didn’t give him the job he so desperately wanted. I barely know him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER & husband from hell!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2019
This was the only proper culmination for Nick Cage’s amazing career. He should announce his retirement immediately after the movie premieres.”
Nicolas Cage's new film follows a #JiuJitsu fighter who every six years must face off against an alien invader https://t.co/TgZWcagYAP
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 20, 2019
I’m not a fan of #NeverTrump nitwit Bill Kristol. Can you tell?:
Life-long loser invents new rationalization for losing. ????? https://t.co/5LEB5PDzS1
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 20, 2019
Larry Schweikart does a great job of keeping up with special election results around the country. The Democrats’ rapid lurch to the far, far, far, lunatic left is creating a mini-wave for the GOP this year.:
So in 27 specials, Rs flipped 4, Ds held their districts in IA and VA by much lower margins than before, and all other 21 were held by the incumbent at previous margins.
Not a “red wave” but definitely a good trend for Rs. https://t.co/V72QduDEER
— Larry Schweikart (@LarrySchweikart) March 20, 2019
We interrupt our politics to bring you wonderful news from America’s oil and gas industry.:
For those still unaware, the U.S.A. is in the midst of the largest oil and gas boom in its entire history. Just 10 years ago, most "experts" characterized oil and gas as a "dying" industry. Why are "experts" almost always so wrong about everything? https://t.co/dfIeM48lp6
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 20, 2019
I’m not sure either of them is actually sentient.:
This is the Green New Deal as a sentient being. pic.twitter.com/H9BIPOiLUC
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) March 20, 2019
George Orwell was a London citizen when he wrote his famous book, “1984”. In today’s London, Orwell’s book would be banned as hate speech and he’d be tossed in prison for writing it.:
A journalist has been accused of a hate crime, after she misgendered a trans person on Twitter. Hate crimes have a maximum two-year prison sentence.
But with knife crimes soaring across the UK, should police be investigating incidents such as these?@SwainITV with more. pic.twitter.com/eyh1NJfT1W— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) March 20, 2019
Irish Bob O’Rourke isn’t the only political loser who Democrats are obsessed with these days. Stacey Abrams is giving him a strong run for his money.:
SCOOP: Close advisers to former Vice President Joe Biden are debating the idea of packaging his presidential campaign announcement with a pledge to choose Stacey Abrams as his vice president. https://t.co/6OHTUKIlTs
— Axios (@axios) March 21, 2019
Every once in awhile, the #fakenews hacks at Politico get something right.:
WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING WINNING https://t.co/9WXliENT7P
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 21, 2019
It seems like every week along about Thursday I get real tired of Jim Acosta’s crap. This week was no different.:
Moron, he was referring to allowing the McCain family to use Air Force 2 to fly McCain's body from Arizona to Washington. @Acosta is such a shameless liar. https://t.co/so2oVBz884
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 21, 2019
If you see some guy in a sheep suit seated at the Pai Gow table, eating dirt, that’s Irish Bob.:
Presidential candidate @BetoORourke is hosting two meet-and-greet events in Las Vegas on Sunday https://t.co/NNRRXolYPP
— Las Vegas RJ (@reviewjournal) March 21, 2019
When Greg Budell asked a very good question about the lack of coverage in the U.S. news media about America’s final defeat of ISIS, I had the right answer.:
Because #OrangeManBad. https://t.co/Z2vqdLgpJD
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 21, 2019
You seriously cannot make these fake news people up.:
NARRATOR: Editors/writers at @Slate unaware that United States is a Republic, not a democracy. So, no surprise here. Move along. https://t.co/PjnDlPbZKk
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 21, 2019
This cracked me up.:
So happy his retirement was not 4 yrs shorter! https://t.co/6WOSkIDXdI
— Matt Schlapp (@mschlapp) March 22, 2019
As perhaps the world’s most avid fan of the film “Three Amigos” – which is the funniest script ever written – I have to give @Solmemes1 the award for greatest Twitter meme ever.:
They want to steal votes by having illegals vote in our elections……#VoterID is a must! pic.twitter.com/MABBsh6sWv
— Sol ? (@Solmemes1) March 22, 2019
Communists are so predictable.:
Gun confiscation is always goal #1 of budding communist dictators.:
Bernie Sanders Calls for Stripping of Second Amendment Rights Overnight https://t.co/26G9DUtJ52
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 22, 2019
This bit of economic winning went largely unreported by our fake news media, but is a very key leading indicator of good things to come.:
US existing-home sales jumped 11.8 percent in February https://t.co/XrWjNQmsMv
— 1080 KRLD (@KRLD) March 22, 2019
Sorry. I just couldn’t resist.:
Hey, #Cortez! 'Sup, girl? https://t.co/pR8RzmBqWj
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 22, 2019
It’s true. And I won.:
One Saturday evening in 1979 or 1980, I played ping-pong with Phil Collins backstage at the Armadillo World Headquarters. No kidding. https://t.co/d8Z05OrVUz
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 22, 2019
Well, that was totally unexpected! said no one anywhere.:
From @MailOnline: ''He's a fraud, liar and deadbeat dad.' The estranged wife of hard-charging attorney Michael Avenatti claims he owes more than $2M in spousal and child support and has even stopped payments for their four-year-old son's healthcare plan.' https://t.co/nLcpOix21Y
— Byron York (@ByronYork) March 22, 2019
Shameless self-promotion alert! – Robert Mueller sent his final report over to AG William Barr at 5:00 on Friday evening. 37 minutes later, I posted this sage analysis about what to expect next.:
The Final 5:00 Friday Document Dump by Robert Mueller Has Arrived https://t.co/Re4Fza3dVY pic.twitter.com/RLSPE7Bmnd
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 22, 2019
Oh, it’s a joke, all right. A walking, talking, unshaven buffoon of a joke.:
This is not a joke: @AlecBaldwin is breaking character and calling on you to help him hold Trump accountable and protect our democracy. pic.twitter.com/rUvgOptSiv
— Mic (@mic) December 7, 2017
This said it all about @BillKristol.:
Bill Kristol right now… cc @KurtSchlichter pic.twitter.com/vDa5Q7pBv2
— Sources Say 'Build the Wall' (@NolteNC) March 22, 2019
This said it all as well.:
The presidential ambitions of @ericswalwell right now… pic.twitter.com/FaVmSZgXBx
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 23, 2019
When will everyone wake up to the reality that most of these people are in fact themselves child molesters?:
Barbra Streisand says Michael Jackson’s accusers were ‘thrilled to be there’ and his ‘sexual needs were his sexual needs’
“You can say ‘molested,' but those children…both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them," she said.https://t.co/Bt8Rxr5Jq3
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) March 23, 2019
MSNBC’s resident conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow literally wept on live TV when she learned Mueller had found no evidence supporting the “Russia Collusion” fantasy she has promoted for the last two years.:
The Witch Hunt is Dead! Long Live the Witch Hunt! https://t.co/WTj3Iud2Hp pic.twitter.com/bGSxKbRJ5E
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 23, 2019
Well, they were never to be trusted before, either, so…:
MSNBC & CNN went all-in on the collusion hoax despite obvious red-flag warnings that it was a hoax. Any remaining credibility they thought they had left is now gone. They’re never to be trusted again.
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) March 23, 2019
Over at CNN, Brian Stelter was highly disappointed.:
Live shot of @BrianStelter trying to absorb the Mueller findings… pic.twitter.com/h5y23uTyhH
— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) March 23, 2019
The great James Woods offered the perfect capper to a wonderful week.:
To all the whining, loser liberals… pic.twitter.com/AexswlHcgo
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 23, 2019
That is all.
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