The Week in Review: Mueller Delivers a Dud, Democrat Hopes Deflate

  • by David Blackmon

    • The Campaign Update Week in Review
    (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

    The Week in Review, courtesy of the @GDBlackmon Twitter Feed…

    The week began with the @GOP celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the most appropriate means possible, with a meme featuring the mug shot of everyone’s favorite El Paso Irishman. Things only got funnier and better from there, believe it or not.:

    Rob Christie posts some of the funniest short videos on the Twitter platform. I thought this one was totes awesome.:

    After more proof of John McCain’s mendacity in the spreading of the fake Trump Dossier emerged, Donald Trump was being criticized for lashing out at the dead Senator. Not surprisingly, I thought the President’s outrage was completely justified.:

    Meanwhile, our next future president from Texas was hilariously lamenting NYU’s hiring of yet another radical leftist activist onto its faculty, which now rivals Harvard’s as the last American bastion of Soviet-style Marxism.:

    Is anyone surprised that Dan Rather, the literal inventor of #fakenews, now turns up regularly as a contributor on CNN?:

    On Monday, we learned that Fox News had hired Clinton toady Donna Brazile on as a paid contributor. Lanny Davis and Paul Begala were already tied up by CNN, so…:

    The very entertaining Larry Schweikart noted a poll that turned out to be a bit of foreshadowing…:

    Speaking of foreshadowing, James Woods hits this nail right square on the head.:

    Things are not looking up for the presidential aspirations of Mayor Meatless Mondays…:

    What do they put in the drinking water up there in the Bronx?:

    This is 100% true and cannot be repeated often enough.:

    Fauxcahontas was down in Mississippi interfering in another state’s business. Because of course she was.:

    This guy should avoid trying to debate the merits of the Electoral College with the great Nick Searcy.:

    If this bit of news about Irish Bob surprises you, you haven’t been paying attention. After all, later in the week we found out he fed his child’s poop to his wife as a practical joke. I’m thinking she probably was not amused.:

    I’m pretty sure the TSA agent in this disgusting video is Joe Biden in a fat suit.:

    Speaking of guys in a fat suit, I give you Kellyanne Conway’s husband, George. Oh, wait, that’s not a fat suit at all, is it?:

    This was the only proper culmination for Nick Cage’s amazing career. He should announce his retirement immediately after the movie premieres.”

    I’m not a fan of #NeverTrump nitwit Bill Kristol. Can you tell?:

    Larry Schweikart does a great job of keeping up with special election results around the country. The Democrats’ rapid lurch to the far, far, far, lunatic left is creating a mini-wave for the GOP this year.:

    We interrupt our politics to bring you wonderful news from America’s oil and gas industry.:

    I’m not sure either of them is actually sentient.:

    George Orwell was a London citizen when he wrote his famous book, “1984”. In today’s London, Orwell’s book would be banned as hate speech and he’d be tossed in prison for writing it.:

    Irish Bob O’Rourke isn’t the only political loser who Democrats are obsessed with these days. Stacey Abrams is giving him a strong run for his money.:

    Every once in awhile, the #fakenews hacks at Politico get something right.:

    It seems like every week along about Thursday I get real tired of Jim Acosta’s crap. This week was no different.:

    If you see some guy in a sheep suit seated at the Pai Gow table, eating dirt, that’s Irish Bob.:

    When Greg Budell asked a very good question about the lack of coverage in the U.S. news media about America’s final defeat of ISIS, I had the right answer.:

    You seriously cannot make these fake news people up.:

    This cracked me up.:

    As perhaps the world’s most avid fan of the film “Three Amigos” – which is the funniest script ever written – I have to give @Solmemes1 the award for greatest Twitter meme ever.:

    Communists are so predictable.:

    This bit of economic winning went largely unreported by our fake news media, but is a very key leading indicator of good things to come.:

    Sorry. I just couldn’t resist.:

    It’s true. And I won.:

    Well, that was totally unexpected! said no one anywhere.:

    Shameless self-promotion alert! – Robert Mueller sent his final report over to AG William Barr at 5:00 on Friday evening. 37 minutes later, I posted this sage analysis about what to expect next.:

    Oh, it’s a joke, all right. A walking, talking, unshaven buffoon of a joke.:

    This said it all about @BillKristol.:

    This said it all as well.:

    When will everyone wake up to the reality that most of these people are in fact themselves child molesters?:

    MSNBC’s resident conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow literally wept on live TV when she learned Mueller had found no evidence supporting the “Russia Collusion” fantasy she has promoted for the last two years.:

    Well, they were never to be trusted before, either, so…:

    Over at CNN, Brian Stelter was highly disappointed.:

    The great James Woods offered the perfect capper to a wonderful week.:

    That is all.

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