Today’s Campaign Update
(Because The Campaign Never Ends)
It’s like a recurring cancer. – The Pantsuit Princess may have been out of mind for the past couple of months, but don’t be fooled – she’s just been lying dormant, awaiting her next chance to begin metastasizing across the body politic.
According to CNN – yes, I know, that’s like saying “according to Mother Goose”, but bear with me here – the Grasping Grifter has been telling friends and colleagues to keep their powder dry on supporting any of the myriad other candidates already in the race, because she “hasn’t ruled out” making yet another run for the Democrat presidential nomination in 2020. Oh, goody.
My opinion is that this is just more fake news from CNN. The Fainting Felon’s time has finally passed, her career effectively ended when the DNC voted to deny its so-called “super delegates” a vote on the first ballot at the 2020 nominating convention. The Coughing Crook has never been interested in getting into a race she can’t rig, knowing she is personally too toxic to win on a level playing field.
But hey, I could be wrong – it wouldn’t be the first time. So, keep an eye out and if you see a sudden run on hospital gowns and Robitussin, then you’ll know she’s putting together a wardrobe and medicine cabinet for one final grab at the golden ring.
If she does run, maybe these guys can cure that, too. – This does not come from CNN, so it could be real. The Jerusalem Post reported on Monday that a team of Israeli scientists believe they have developed the world’s first real, generic cure for cancers of all types:
“We believe we will offer in a year’s time a complete cure for cancer,” said Dan Aridor, of a new treatment being developed by his company, Accelerated Evolution Biotechnologies Ltd. (AEBi), which was founded in 2000 in the ITEK incubator in the Weizmann Science Park. AEBi developed the SoAP platform, which provides functional leads to very difficult targets.
I don’t know what half of that means, but it sure sounds good, and I’m hoping it can not only be applied to the Pantsuit Princess but the Democrat Party as a whole, since it is just filled with cancerous candidates these days.
The latest Democrat cancer on our society comes from California, because of course it does. Its name is “Kamala Harris” and it is the female clone of America’s Worst Mistake, Barack Hussein Obama.
Like Obama in 2008, Harris is the CNN choice to be the Democrat nominee for 2020, and, just two days after she announced her candidacy, the fake news network awarded her with her own personal “townhall”. There, she was peppered for an hour with softball questions like “where did you get that dress?” and “why are you so darn good looking?”
Ok, she wasn’t asked those things, but she might as well have been.
Like America’s Worst Mistake, who got his association with the Rev. Wright out to the public early so his media supporters could quickly bury it, Harris got her own dirty laundry out there early. Her ex-boyfriend, former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown, gave an interview bare hours after Harris announced her candidacy (this was neither an accident nor coincidence) to say, essentially, ‘yeah, we had an affair, and yeah, I set her entire political career up because of it, so what?’
So what, indeed? After all, that’s exactly the sort of personal background item Democrat voters have proved time and time again that they just love in their fraudulent presidential candidates.
If you expect anyone in our fake news media to dwell upon the utter fraud of Harris’s claims to have broken some sort of “glass ceiling” (sleeping with your mentor for career advancement doesn’t really qualify, after all), think again.
Here’s how it’s actually going to go: Now that the Usual fake news Suspects have filed perfunctory reports on Brown’s comments, they will drop that story like a hot potato, declare it to be “old news” and not just demonize but attempt to literally destroy the lives of anyone who tries to raise the matter in the future. Because that’s what our fake news media is and does.
CNN now has its candidate in the race, and that means Irish Bob O’Rourke had better announce his candidacy pretty quick, or his opening could close. Irish Bob had the New York Times in his pocket throughout his run for the senate vs. Ted Cruz last year, and would no doubt have the corrupt newspaper of fake record planted there again like a good little pet hamster if he announces soon.
But the time has come for him to poop or get off the proverbial pot, because the fake editors and fake reporters at the Times aren’t going to just sit in the corner forever waiting for their most-desired 2020 date to ask them for a dance.
At this point, it’s hard to see what Irish Bob is waiting for. After all, he has live-streamed his tonsils, leaked the video of his playing a Ramones song while wearing a sheep suit and questioned the ongoing viability of the U.S. Constitution: What other qualifications for office does a typical Democrat presidential nominee even need?
Go, Irish Bob, Go. The New York Times is waiting for its turn to dance the fake news waltz.
That is all.
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