When Migrants are Really Crisis Actors, All Hell Tends to Break Loose

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Pretty sure this girl just isn’t right in the head.  – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the mental midget Democrat who is going to represent the Bronx in congress after this election, is back in the news for saying something incredibly stupid again.  Because of course she is. At a campaign […]

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I Am Shocked – Shocked! – To Learn of Democrat Voter Fraud Happening in Texas!

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Texas Democrats everywhere are wondering why this is a problem as they write down names off of tombstones to get them registered, too.  – The Texas Democrat Party has allegedly been sending out voter registration cards to illegal immigrants with the citizenship box already checked “yes”, according to […]

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The Media and Pollsters are Getting Cold Feet on this Whole “Blue Wave” Thing

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) This is really not a good look for any Pope.  – This happened yesterday.  I have no idea what to say about it, other than that just happened: Why do we have to read about this in a British news outlet? – Just when you thought the Department […]

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As the Mid-Terms Approach, Robert Mueller Continues to Close up Shop

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) With debates like this, who needs debates?  – The only truly notable thing about last night’s debate between Ted Cruz and Irish Bob O’Rourke was the persistent gleam of Richard Nixon-like sweat that clung to the Irishman’s face throughout the festivities.  O’Rourke led off with a line reminding […]

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Elizabeth Warren’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) This is what the Creepy Porn Lawyer calls a “moral victory.” – Monday was not a good day for Creepy Porn Lawyers, specifically, the nation’s most infamous Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti.  You know, the guy who thinks he’s going to be the Democrat Party’s presidential nominee in […]

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The Democrat Party is a Mob, Nothing More

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) This is just how the fake news media op…ok, well, as I was saying…yes, of course but…oh, nevermind. – In a 26 minute interview on 60 Minutes last night, fake journalist Leslie Stahl interrupted the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, 64 times.  In an […]

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Fresh out of new Narratives, the New York Times Does a Remake of “Impeachment”

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Ok, so, that Kavanaugh smear didn’t work, so the fake news media needs a new narrative. – Meet the new narrative, same as the old narrative.  The “Kavanaugh is a gang rapist!” narrative was a miserable failure; the “Taylor Swift endorses Phil Bredesen!” narrative crashed up on the […]

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The Week in Review: Trump Spoke the Truth, the Media Went Nuts

The Campaign Update Week in Review (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The most outstanding feature of this week was the media going nuts.  What was so interesting about it to me was that they went nuts every time President Trump told the truth For example, at the formal swearing-in of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, […]

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Everybody Stop Worrying About Ted Cruz

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Deep [racist] Thoughts by Chris Cuomo. – Here is real, actual stuff CNN’s fake host Chris Cuomo had to say about Kanye West’s visit to the Oval Office, courtesy of RealClearPolitics: Cuomo said didn’t care about what West said, he wanted to know what racist thoughts were going […]

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That Week When Kanye West and Taylor Swift Traded Roles in the Democrat Narrative

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Giving advice like this is why she had to take a job at a third-rate cable outlet. – MSNBC’s pet fake conservative host Nicolle Wallace told Chris Matthews on “Hardball” yesterday that she advised Jeb Bush to physically attack Donald Trump after their first debate.: “I told Jeb […]

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