President Trump Should Scatter the Security Clearance Club to the Winds

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The all-seeing, all-knowing, all-powerful Global Warming strikes again. – Stevie Wonder blamed the death of Aretha Franklin on “global warming,” whatever that is these days.  The great Queen of Soul actually died of pancreatic cancer, a sad fact no one apparently bothered to let Mr. Wonder know about. […]

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Brennan, Strzok, Clapper and our #Fakenews Nation

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) “What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?” – Man, the Campaign Update goes on vacation for 10 days, and you people let all hell break loose.  Well, ok, all hell breaks loose pretty much all the time in our fake news media society […]

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Taking a Week Off

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The Campaign Never Ends (But it does get a vacation). – It’s been more than a year since The Campaign Update had more than a single day’s interruption, and that was caused by technical issues with the website.  It’s been a heck of a year, and the next […]

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Note to Democrats/Media: “If You Ain’t First, You’re Last”

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Remember what Ricky Bobby said:  “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” – The Democrat shills in our fake national news media spent their entire day yesterday trying to convince themselves – and I suppose their audiences, though that was a secondary concern, really – that Republican Troy Balderson’s […]

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Wait. Why Isn’t Rick Gates on Trial Again?

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) What tipped you off, Timmy? – Apple CEO Tim Cook is worried that “humanity is being drained out of music.”  It’s not about what you think, but it should be. Tired of all this Winning yet? – Republican Troy Balderson won the special election for Ohio’s 12th district […]

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Trump’s Post-Mid-Term Move: Make Like Teddy Roosevelt

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Democrats have now taken us back to the Klan days of the early 1960s – A gang of white Democrats assaulted a black woman in a cafe in Philadelphia Monday morning as she was attempting to have some breakfast.  Sound familiar?  No, I didn’t make that up – […]

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Chicago is a War Zone – No News There

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Note to CBS:  When you have to publicly declare that your network isn’t broken, your network is broken. – CBS entertainment division head Kelly Kahl led a press event on Sunday and, doing his best Baghadad Bob impression in the wake of the network’s latest major sex abuse […]

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Lyin’ April Ryan Rebutted by…Jim Acosta???

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Wait.  Somebody didn’t already know this? – The New York Post has a story this morning titled “Twitter is Run by Democrat Donors and Activists.”  Well, yes, yes it is.  So is Facebook.  And Youtube.  And every other social media platform you’re accessing today. In all seriousness, […]

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Sarah Jeong is Nothing Special

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Here’s what you need to understand about the disgusting racist, cop-hating Sarah Jeong and why the New York Times refuses to reverse its decision to hire her to be part of its editorial board:  She’s boring.  She’s passe’.  She’s nothing special.  She is in fact par for […]

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End the White House Press Briefing Now

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this #Winning yet? – Some great numbers for President Donald Trump (I still never tire of typing those three words) in the latest Rasmussen survey.  His public approval rating is back up to 50%, which is 5 points higher than Barack Hussein Obama’s rating was […]

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