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Why Does The Fake News Media Keep Lighting Up Trump’s Exploding Cigars?

  • What’s the over/under for how long it will take before Chelsea Handler blames this on President Donald Trump? – After telling a haughty British interviewer that she would not be representing President Trump at the Winter Olympic Games or visit the White House should she win a medal there, skier Lindsey Vonn suffered a back injury at World Cup trials on Saturday.  No doubt, the intrepid fake journalists in our fake news media will find a way to blame this on collusion between Trump and Russia.
  • Ok, so, the whole Democrat/fake media “Russia Collusion” narrative has failed, and there is obviously no case to be made against the President for obstructing justice.  As a result, it is becoming increasingly apparent that the fake media has latched onto going after the President for his personal habits now.  The NYTimes this morning has a hit job today claiming that President Trump watches too much television and drinks too much Diet Coke.  I swear I don’t make this stuff up.  Who could?
  • Remember that this NYTimes hit job – based entirely on un-named “sources”, of course – comes on the heels of a major media-fed dustup early in the week over whether or not the President eats too much junk food, and eats too fast.
  • Later in the week, sleazy Joe Scarborough obsessed over the fact that the President slurred a few words in his speech announcing the move of the U.S. embassy from Tel Aviv to Israel, claiming – in Joe’s expert opinion as a scumbag TV host – that it was a sign of early dementia.  Scarborough was made to look like a fool (no great task there, of course) when Mr. Trump went out to Pensacola and spoke for an hour without stumbling over a word Friday evening, but that won’t stop Joe from offering more opinions on subjects about which he has no knowledge whatsoever when his program resumes tomorrow morning.
  • Meanwhile, at the end of every week, Politico runs a piece titled “5 Things Trump Did This Week While You Weren’t Looking,” a piece that lists the President’s major policy accomplishments  that took place while the NYTimes was reporting on how many Diet Cokes he consumes and Morning Joe is obsessing over the fact his mouth got dry at the end of a 15 minute speech.
  • Note to all you fake journalists who infest our news media like cockroaches infest the average single-wide trailer house:  Nobody out here in flyover country voted for Donald Trump based on his eating or TV watching habits.  Nobody voted for him because of his high use of language or his diction.  We voted for him because he promised to come into office, get things done, and reverse the anti-American legacy of Barack Obama.  That’s why he won, and that’s exactly what he’s going about doing, very successfully I might add.
  • Seriously, it’s as if President Trump hands the fake news media a great big exploding cigar each and every day, and each and every day, the fake news media just lights it up.  I’m cool with that.

Just another day in fake news media America.

That is all.

 

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