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Robert Mueller Has a Big Bag of Nothing and the Democrats All Know It

  • Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part I – The federal government shrank by 16,000 jobs during 2017, while the nation’s manufacturing sector added 196,000 jobs.  That, friends, is winning, bigly.
  • Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part II – Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley and fellow member Lindsey Graham referred the infamous Christopher Steele, author of the fake anti-Trump dossier to the FBI and DOJ for criminal investigation.  This is the first criminal referral made by any of the various congressional committees that have spent the last year investigating allegations of “Russia Collusion” invented by the fake news media and the Democrats.
  • Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part III – Hundreds of leftwingers – including various people who call themselves “journalists” – fell for a hoax about President Donald Trump spending 17 hours a day watching the “Gorilla Channel.”  After a twitter user tweeted out a mocked-up passage from Michael Wolff’s book making this bizarre claim, leftwingers re-tweeted it all over the Internet in the belief that the story was real.  Within minutes, the Gorilla Channel was trending on Twitter, and cable companies all over America were fielding calls from demented leftists asking how they can subscribe to the Gorilla Channel.  Of course, there is no such thing as the Gorilla Channel.  But I sure wish there was.  Sounds fascinating.
  • The New York Times reported on Friday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has given up on finding any actual collusion with Russia – the ostensible reason for his appointment in the first place – and is now focusing on trying to prove up an obstruction of justice case against President Trump.  So this paragon of virtue has shifted from one fool’s errand to another.
  • If the NYTimes report is true – always a dangerous assumption, given that the fake newspaper’s record for accurate reporting is roughly equal to that of Michael Wolff, a self-admitted fabulist – Mueller is trying to dummy up a case that would contend that Trump’s efforts to convince Jeff Sessions not to recuse himself somehow amounts to obstruction of justice.  This is tomfoolery bordering on rank nitwittery.  Whether or not Sessions should recuse himself was for days the subject of intense debate, with experts weighing in on both sides of the argument.  Mueller apparently wants us to believe that the President obstructed justice because he expressed his own opinion in the matter.  Our tax dollars should not be paying for such nonsense.
  • The other angle the Times claims Mueller is pursuing is that the President tasked his White House counsel to try to dig up dirt on James Comey, who he already knew was a bad actor and likely felon.  This is obstruction of justice?  Really?  Please.  Hasn’t Bob Mueller got better things to do with his life, like torturing lizards or hunting for Bigfoot?
  • Here’s how you know Mueller has a big bag of nothing where Trump is concerned, and every leftist fake reporter in the fake media and every Democrat member of congress knows it:  None of them are talking about things like Russia Collusion or obstruction of justice anymore.  They’ve all given up on those fake narratives and are now focused on the fake narrative that the President is somehow mentally unfit for the job.
  • President Trump is completely and hilariously aware of this, and addressed it this morning with a series of tweets:
    • “Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence…..
    • ….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..
    • ….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!”
  • Genius indeed.  And Winning.  Lots and lots of unmitigated Winning.

Just another day in Sooooooo.  Much.  Winning.  America.

That is all.

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