Saturday Produced a Cornucopia of Liberal Lunacy

  • Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part I – Lunatic California Congressperson Maxine Waters will give a nationally televised speech on BET after President Donald Trump’s State of the Union Address Tuesday night.  There is no more perfect voice and face for today’s depraved Democrat Party than Mad Maxine.  Awesome.
  • Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part II – But wait, there’s more!  For their official response to the State of the Union, the Democrat Party has decided to go with yet another Kennedy!  Yes, friends, you’ve probably never heard of Joseph Kennedy III because he’s never accomplished a thing of note during his 3 terms as a member of congress, but there he is!   Nevermind that he’s just another no-account from a family that made its money as gangsters, he’s got that Kennedy jaw, he’s got that Kennedy mane of hair, and he’s got that Kennedy Chappaquiddick twang, and he’s got a seat in congress for life because the voters of Massachusetts are so dim-witted they’ll just keep voting for his last name.  So, the DNC is going to roll him out there and pretend he’s a “rising star” in their party.  Double awesome.
  • Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part III – The Pantsuit Princess has reared her head in public again, sort of.  No, that’s nothing to celebrate, but the way she did it is.  In an I-Phone video that appears to be filmed in a fancy restaurant, a clearly half-drunk Coughing Crook thanks all “activist bitches supporting bitches,” as someone off-camera of course reads a script to her.  This bit of video serves to remind everyone not only that the Fainting Felon is utterly incapable of uttering a complete sentence that was not written for her by someone else, but also exactly how depraved the Democrats were for thinking she should be President of the United States.  Triple awesome.
  • Speaking of the State of the Union Address, the big news on Saturday was that the barely sentient Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg announced she’s joining Mad Maxine and several other Democrats in skipping the President’s annual address, choosing instead to give a talk  of her own to some poor saps in Rhode Island.
  • I’m not saying it’s Aliens but, it’s Aliens. – Archaeologists say they have found a 10,000 year old crayon in a cave in England.  It appears to be the orange one – the rest were presumably all eaten by Neanderthal children.  Ok, I made that last part up.
  • What is “everything”, Alex. – Writing at, Daniel Carter published a piece titled “What Leftists Don’t Understand About Economics.”  While the piece could have summed it all up in a single word, since one has to be an utter economic ignoramus in order to become a leftist in the first place, it’s actually a really good read.  So read it.
  • A couple of days back, the Campaign Update told you about a proposal by the Democrats in the California legislature that would fine waiters $1,000 for offering un-asked-for plastic straws to patrons in their restaurants.  But wait, it gets better:  it turns out that the basis for this proposed bill is a telephone poll that was conducted in 2011 by a 9 year-old boyI swear I don’t make this stuff up:

“The 500 million figure is often attributed to the National Park Service; it in turn got it from the recycling company Eco-Cycle.

Eco-Cycle is unable to provide any data to back up this number, telling Reason that it was relying on the research of one Milo Cress. Cress—whose Be Straw Free Campaign is hosted on Eco-Cycle’s website—tells Reason that he arrived at the 500 million straws a day figure from phone surveys he conducted of straw manufacturers in 2011, when he was just 9 years old.”

Democrats.  If they didn’t exist, we’d have to make them up just for the laughs.

  • Finally, speaking of studies, a new one conducted by professors at Illinois State and Susquehanna Universities finds that conservatives are more physically attractive than liberals.  This was announced on the same day that Democrats who dominate the city council in Denver have made it legal to defecate on the city’s sidewalks, parks and streets, and that leftists in Hollywood have taken to slathering themselves in cannabis oil.  Note to lunatic liberals:  Two of these stories are part of the cause, the third one is the effect.
Just another day in lunatic liberals doing lunatic things America.
That is all.

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1 thought on “Saturday Produced a Cornucopia of Liberal Lunacy

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    Yo! - January 28, 2018

    I think the only surprise about the self driving car accident lawsuit was it took this long to get here.

    GM: Buy our self driving cars! Space age feature! Take it easy!*

    *Stay alert and in charge of the vehicle at all times in case our systems mess up. Not our fault if something happens. It is your car.

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