Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.4.2017

  • Here, Director, have some Pepto Bismol.  Or Mylanta.  Or hey, how about this nice Abilify?:  Our bi-polar FBI Director, James Comey, gave testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday.  He gave one of the most tortured, twisted and improbable explanations imaginable about why he chose to insert himself into the presidential election campaign not once, not twice, but three times, at one point plaintively saying that he felt “mildly nauseous (sic)” that his actions might have influenced the outcome.  Well, boo-hoo, Director.  The truth is, Mr. Comey’s bout with nausea can be traced to his making the wrong decision back in July to let The Most Corrupt Woman in America off the hook for the myriad violations of law he himself described to the American public in the statement he made.  Everything that took place after that was simply an extension of his refusal to enforce the law against a high-profile member of the ruling class.  Self-inflicted wounds.
  • Seriously, how does this clown keep his job?:  Also during his testimony, our upset-stomached FBI Director admitted that The Most Corrupt Woman’s long-time companion, Huma Abedin, was freaking forwarding freaking classified freaking emails to her pedophile freaking pervert husband, Anthony freaking Weiner!  Not just a few freaking emails, mind you, but, according to Director Nausea, THOUSANDS OF FREAKING CLASSIFIED FREAKING EMAILS.  Naturally, upon finding out about this astonishing violation of the Espionage Act and no telling how many other federal statutes, our intrepid Bi-Polar, nauseated FBI Director decided to do….nothing.  Honest to God, nothing.
  • Knock me over with a feather.:  A study out of Germany indicates that fully 92% of so-called “anti-fascist”, i.e., FASCIST, protesters in that country are unemployed millennial “men”, i.e., CHILDREN, who still live with their mothers.  No, really,  I swear I did not make that up.  Here’s the link.  By the way, if this surprises you, and if you don’t think a study conducted in the U.S. would produce a very similar result, you are a moron.  No really, I swear, you are.
  • Watching “Key Largo” also upset her because there weren’t any large people in it.:  Rebecca Theodore, a fake film reviewer for the NY Times and Entertainment Weekly, issued a tweet yesterday in which she noted that her magazine’s cover photo of the cast of the new re-make of “Orient Express”, doesn’t include “any Asian people.”  Really, folks, I swear to you that I. Do. Not. Make. This. Stuff. Up.  I mean, who could?

Just another day in bi-polar, mildly nauseous (sic), no-Asians-on-the-Orient-Express America.

That is all.

1 thought on “Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 5.4.2017

  1. Nathan - May 4, 2017

    Any member of the military would spend the rest of their natural life in prison if they treated classified information the way Hillary Clinton did. That’s a fact, and it pisses me off.

    One of these days, someone is going to get to the the bottom of what the content of those e-mails were, the fact that they were on an unsecure server, and how the terrorists in Libya knew exactly when and how to hit us.

    Meh. What difference at this point does it make?

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