Government Shutdown, Day 2: At the FBI, Corruption Remains an Essential Service

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) It’s Day 2 of the Great 14% Government Shutdown of 2018.  Believe it or not, the sun is still going to rise in the East, promise.  Your kids still get to go to school.  Your TV and internet services are still going to function, so you’ll still get […]

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The Government Shutdown, Day 1: Shouting Pussy Hats and Sweating Democrats

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) It’s Sunday, and somehow we’re all still here!  Yes, friends, despite the “shutdown” of almost 14 whole percent of our national government for a full day, American society has inexplicably managed to survive, as 330 million citizens who Democrats don’t give a damn about and 800,000 DACA  “kids” […]

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The Government Shutdown is Here! The First Round is on Me!

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet? – Yesterday’s Campaign Update told you that shutting down the government would be the best outcome for the Republicans.  Lo and behold, we have our government shutdown, as the Republicans completely out-maneuvered the Democrats on one of these things for like the […]

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A Government Shutdown Would Be the Best Outcome for the GOP

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part I – The New York Times released a poll on Thursday showing Americans’ support for the recently-passed Tax Cuts and Jobs Act is soaring upwards as people wake up to the fact that they’ve been lied to about its impacts by […]

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Flake Bombs, CNN Fakes, Trump Wins Again

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part I – The Dow Jones Industrials closed above 26,000 on Wednesday for the first time.  The Dow is now up more than 40% since the day U.S. voters chose to elect Donald Trump to the office of the presidency. Tired […]

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Cory Booker, Luis Gutierrez and the White House Press Corps: Perfect Faces for the Democrat Party

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) The Democrat/fake news media effort to paint President Donald Trump as a racist became the theater of the absurd on Tuesday, thanks to the histrionics of Cory Booker and the lack of self-awareness of Rep. Luis Gutierrez. In ranting against Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen during a hearing, […]

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Any Day Ben Rhodes is Left Speechless is a Good Day for America

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) A new HBO Film that fake-documents the last year of the Obama Administration will premier on Jan. 19.  The Daily Caller reports this morning that the film contains a scene in which ex-UN Ambassador and serial unmasker Samantha Power hosts an Election Night “female empowerment” party for women […]

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Thank Goodness President Trump Didn’t Use A Term That Starts With “Cluster…”

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) What is wrong with voters in Arizona?  In all seriousness, how does a single state end up electing the likes of John McCain and Jeff Flake to be its senators?  Of course, McCain won re-election yet again in 2016 just based on his name, but there is literally […]

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Trey Gowdy Frees Up Time To Focus On The Storm To Come

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) For about half an hour on Saturday, the people in Hawaii thought their state was under nuclear attack.  Isn’t that lovely.  What turned out to be a false message was sent out by the Hawaii Emergency Alert Agency (HEAA) because “someone pushed the wrong button,”, according to the […]

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Saturday Trump Roundup – All The #Winning That’s Fit To Print

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)   Tired of all this Winning yet?  Part I – For the 90th time since Election Day 2016, the Dow Jones Industrial Index closed at an all-time record high on Friday, and all other stock indeces did the same.  Do you really care that much about the […]

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