Nancy Pelosi Gets A Real Dreamer Lesson

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) That uncomfortable moment when a Democrat politician reaps what she has sown… – San Fran Nan Pelosi just can’t make herself stop being embarrassed in public.  Fresh off of two public speaking appearances in which she sounded like nothing less than a lush stumbling out of a bar […]

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An America Beset By Immature Children Acting Out

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Ok, lessee here….what’s been going on in America over the weekend? Oh, well, we had three nights of rioting in St. Louis because a St. Louis jury acquitted a St. Louis cop who was falsely accused of murdering a St. Louis drug dealer six years ago.  To […]

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The Results Of What Happened

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Today’s Campaign Update is very brief.  While President Trump was in the White House conducting all manner of state business on Saturday, The Most Corrupt Woman held a book signing at a table stationed between the bottled water and mega-packages of toilet paper at a Costco in […]

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Hollywood Is Dead, And That’s Great For America

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) If you tuned in to yesterday’s Campaign Update, you know that I warned you all that this new Jennifer Lawrence vehicle titled “mother” was going to be Hollywood’s next big stink bomb.  Lo and behold, just a few hours after I posted that piece, film critic Rex […]

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Ben Shapiro Speaks, Everyone Lives To Tell The Story. Film At 11.

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) If you’re looking for Hollywood’s next big box office stink bomb, look no further than Jennifer Lawrence’s latest vehicle, titled “mother”.  Thought by advance critics to be a dramatic character study of modern life, the film is being released with very little marketing or promotion, possibly because […]

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Welcome To The DC Swamp’s Never-Ending Clown Show!

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) What time do Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi arrive? – A group of professional clowns will be holding a rally tonight outside a New York City movie theater where the film “It” is currently showing.  The clowns claim the movie is killing their clown business, with a […]

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Hollywood Idiots Ruin George Strait’s Noble Idea

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Why do Hollywood leftists have to ruin everything they touch? – My first reaction when I heard that the great George Strait would be putting on a nationally televised hurricane benefit fundraiser was great!  Awesome!  Greatest country music artist ever, native Texan, truly good ol’ boy in […]

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Democrats Will Practice Anti-Catholic Bigotry Unless Shamed Into Submission

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) University Leaders Call Out Bigoted Democrats.  Will miracles never cease? – The presidents of Notre Dame and Princeton University wrote scathing letters to longtime anti-Catholic bigot Sen. Dianne Feinstein, after her inquisition of the religious beliefs of a Catholic Trump nominee for the federal bench.  While it […]

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Hillary Continues Her Nora Desmond Act With Jane Pauley as Facilitator

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) It’s all your fault, too, Jane. – The Most Corrupt Woman in America sat down for an interview with Jane Pauley on Sunday’s CBS Morning News program, and boy was this a hard-hitting slugfest!  Ok, just kidding.  Ms. Pauley is of course just another fake journalist who […]

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J-Law Shows Us Why Actors Should Never Go Off-Script

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) From our Shut Up And Act files… – Brain-dead actress Jennifer Lawrence, touring the globe promoting her latest sure-to-be box office bomb, told an interviewer on BBC Channel 4 that Hurricanes Harvey and Irma were nature’s way of getting back at America for electing Donald Trump to […]

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